Chapter 31: Demon Suppression: Ask if you dare
"Wow, yes-" Clairvoyant saw Sun Wukong on the TV jump up directly, pointed at the TV and said, "Sun ...... Sun Dasheng! β
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Not everyone is the same, and even immortals are not all equally smart. After Liu Ge came down in the cold, he was able to turn on the TV and watch TV by himself, and even understood some of Huanzhu Gege, but this clairvoyant looked like he didn't understand what was going on at all.
Wang Yang's parents were also taken aback by the sudden change in clairvoyance, especially Chen Xiufang, she just kindly turned on the TV, who knew that clairvoyance was so shocked.
"That ......" Wang Yang felt that his brain had been bad recently, just thinking about how to deceive his parents, he was about to break his mind, only blamed him for not learning exaggerated rhetorical techniques well when he was in school, and said: "Mom and Dad, this friend of mine is acting in dramas, and recently there is a play about Journey to the West, and the practice is more crazy, so as soon as I saw Sun Wukong, I was conditioned." β
Wang Yang's parents nodded in disbelief.
"It's rude, it's rude!" Clairvoyant was under Wang Yang's gaze and hurriedly apologized.
Wang Yang's parents didn't say anything, they just said that they would stay and eat at home in the evening, and then went to cook.
"I'll goβ" Wang Yang saw his parents go to the kitchen, and then he breathed a sigh of relief and sat on the sofa.
"This ...... What is this, and why is there a great sage's true body? Seeing that the person was gone, he couldn't help but ask.
"What I told you just now, didn't I make you calm down and behave like a mortal!" Although Wang Yang was angry, he didn't dare to speak loudly for fear that his parents would hear him, and said, "What are you doing when you see Sun Monkey so scared?" β
"Don't blame him!" Liu Gehan said faintly: "He was bullied by monkeys!" β
Clairvoyant's face suddenly became a little ugly, as if he had thought of some not-so-good memories.
Wang Yang suddenly became interested and said: "In other words, there is really such a thing as making trouble in the Heavenly Palace, isn't this story made up?" And Ah clairvoyance, how did you get bullied by the monkeys? β
"Exists!" Liu Gehan didn't seem to be willing to deal with people and said, "I just don't know how many discrepancies there are." β
"Then you can read Journey to the West another day, and then tell me about those discrepancies!" Wang Yang said excitedly that Sun Wukong was a complex in the eyes of a generation, and Wang Yang also came up with an idea that made him look forward to it.
When he takes Sun Wukong down to earth, it should be very interesting!
Liu Gehan gave Wang Yang a roll of his eyes and said, "You command me?" β
Wang Yang was helpless, knowing that he couldn't afford to provoke Liu Gehan, so he said to clairvoyance: "Then look at it, tell me when you finish reading." Also, this thing is called TV, it's a tool used by mortal people to pass the time of boredom, and everything in it is fake, and it won't come out and won't hurt you, understand? β
"Really?" Clairvoyant was a little unconvinced.
Wang Yang picked up the remote control and changed it casually, and the Monkey King on the TV was suddenly gone, and other TV series were played.
"Wow--" Clairvoyant couldn't help but cry out, "There is such a magical object in the world. β
Wang Yang handed the remote control to the claireye, and then taught him how to use it, like coaxing a child, and said: "Go, let's play while playing, don't scream!" β
Clairvoyant took the remote control and immediately flashed to the side to study.
"What did you talk to my parents about?" Wang Yang looked at Liu Gehan, who was sitting with his arms crossed, and said.
"Let's talk about it." Liu Ge said coldly.
Wang Yang nodded and said, "Don't say anything, I'm afraid of scaring my parents." β
"I won't do such a stupid thing, immortals have spiritual power, and this thing can't be solved, what kind of immortal is it?" Liu Gehan seemed to be the first time to say such a long sentence to Wang Yang, and there was some pride in his tone.
Wang Yang listened to Liu Gehan's words, glanced at the clairvoyance that seemed to be a hillbilly entering the city, and then looked at Liu Gehan with a playful face.
Liu Gehan's face was also a little unbearable, and he said: "Immortals are also divided into three, six, nine and so on, he ...... He belongs to the disgraceful one of the immortals. β
"Whatever you want, I haven't seen a few immortals anyway, so whatever you say!" Wang Yang said indifferently.
Liu Ge was cold and wanted to refute something, but looking at the clairvoyant, he began to touch the TV up and down without knowing what he was doing, and swallowed back everything he wanted to say.
This guy has really disgraced the face of the fairy world.
"Come back and sit down!" Liu Gehan shouted at the clairvoyant.
Clairvoyant was helpless, pouted and returned to the sofa to sit down, but after sitting down, he also felt strange, how was the bottom of his butt soft, and then he bounced it twice hard, which felt very interesting, and he bounced it twice harder, and then looked at Wang Yang excitedly.
Wang Yang laughed dryly twice and said, "You are still full of curiosity about everything, it's really good!" β
"Thank you...... Wang Yang praised! Claireye probably thought that he was complimenting him sincerely.
And Liu Gehan can't wait to kill clairvoyance with his eyes.
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Half an hour later, the meal was ready, and Wang Yang's parents beckoned him to eat.
Wang Yang took the two of them to sit at the dinner table, and the clairvoyance was even brighter when he saw the dishes on the table.
"It's all commonplace, you're welcome." Chen Xiufang said: "Come on, Xiaohan, you try this braised pork, I don't know if you like it or not." β
After all, it was his parents who thought that Liu Gehan was Wang Yang's girlfriend, so they took extra care of it.
Liu Gehan ate a piece of braised pork, smiled slightly and said, "Very delicious aunt, this is the best braised pork I have ever tasted." β
"Of course it's the best," Wang Yang complained in his heart: "You probably haven't eaten braised pork before!?" β
"Xiaoyang, what are you doing?" Chen Xiufang said: "Pour a drink for your friend, let's stop drinking, your dad is in good health!" β
"Thorn-" Wang Yang opened a large bottle of ice Coke and poured it for everyone.
Clairvoyant was very curious when he looked at the dark red liquid, and took a small sip of Wang Yang's example, which felt very good, and then took another big sip.
"How?" Wang Yang asked.
"Whoa-aa-hiccups-" Claireye cried again, but was interrupted by a hiccups.
Liu Gehan couldn't help but roll his eyes again, why didn't this person have any immortal consciousness at all?
"Hiccupβ"
"Hiccupβ"
"Hiccupβ"
Clairvoyant actually burped three times in a row, looked at Wang Yang in surprise, and then looked at the drink in the cup, as if he was shocked by his own behavior.
Wang Yang's parents were also surprised, did this person never drink Coke or what?
The atmosphere was a little weird.
"Hehe, then I'll tell you a joke, about Sun Wukong!" Wang Yang saw that the atmosphere was a little embarrassed, and said: "Nezha, Nezha knows it, it's the one who steps on two wheels under his feet and is still on fire, and he is not afraid of being burned." Nezha asked Sun Wukong one day, and the demon asked if you dare? Sun Wukong was stunned for a moment, and replied weakly: Love me like you said!? Hahaha-"