Chapter Forty-Eight: Threesomes Must Have My Teacher
Erhu and Lao Kai are now engrossed, and they don't know that there is a melon-eating crowd next door complaining. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
Lao Kai finished throwing the stone in his hand, and saw Sun Miser walking closer and closer with a stick.
Then this guy deliberately retreated a few steps, leaving Erhu in front, if something really happened, he felt that he could take the opportunity to run away, so he bent down to pick up stones while retreating, and before he knew it, he was already a little far away from Erhu.
All this was seen by Song Liangyu, and Song Liangyu muttered: "This guy is also a talent." ”
Erhu's character is a little perverse, but it's not stupid, how can you not see Lao Kai retreating farther and farther, at this time there is no stone in his hand, so he turned around and ran, there was no chance for Lao Kai to use his brain, everyone has been together for so many years, what kind of person and what character, are clear, he has long known that he can't give his back to Lao Kai, this soul is weak, Erhu is very uncomfortable now, when he came, it was three people, and when he met a monkey, he actually had to pick up his tail and run away.
If this matter is known to other people who entered the bamboo forest together, they will definitely laugh off their big teeth.
Lao Kai pretended to bend down and pick up two stones, and when he turned around, he saw the two tigers running towards him, this guy was not ambiguous, he didn't need the two tigers to say hello, he ran away with the stones and pulled his legs, and ran in front of the two tigers.
The second tiger roared: "Don't hit me." ”
Lao Kai ran in front and said without looking back: "Bao Wei should be going to call a helper, should we delay it any longer?" ”
"Drag your sister, drag it, do you think labor and management can't see what little ninety-nine you have in your heart? You are so far away from labor and management just now, are you planning to run away as soon as something goes wrong? ”
Lao Kai definitely couldn't admit it, "I'm looking for a bigger stone." ”
The second tiger saw that he was still pretending to be garlic, jumped up and kicked on Lao Kai's back, after Lao Kai was kicked to the ground, the second tiger was angry, and stepped on his body and ran over, seeing that the second tiger was running farther and farther, Lao Kai didn't want to be left here alone, so he used his limbs together, ready to catch up with the second tiger, but as soon as he looked up, he saw Sun Yuse standing in front of him with a stick.
One person and one monkey, just looking at each other.
Sun Mi carried a stick and chattered a monkey language.
It's over, Lao Kai doesn't understand, he is not like Song Liangyu, and there is a translator by his side, so Lao Kai is currently black-eyed, and he doesn't dare to guarantee whether Bao Wei is really going to move the rescuers, just said that to the second tiger just now, just want to save face, showing that he is not afraid, it is the second tiger who takes the lead in running, and he only ran with him, who would have thought that the second tiger, who is very arrogant on weekdays, will actually open his mind and see his own little abacus, it is really a mistake to hate for thousands of years, it is estimated that in the future, there will be no good life in the second tiger.
No, no, it's not going to be later? Whether or not you can do it now is not certain.
Seeing that Lao Kai didn't speak, Sun Mouse raised his stick with grinning.
Lao Kai knew something was wrong.
Suddenly, I saw that the monkey's body stagnated for a moment, and the stick that was raised did not fall, Lao Kai didn't know why, and then, the monkey's body shook a few times, fell straight down, and pressed on Lao Kai's body, Lao Kai pushed the monkey away at the same time, and finally saw clearly, the monkey had several sleeve arrows stuck in his back.
Among the three, Bao Wei, who was the first to escape, walked out from behind the bamboo tree on the left with his arm.
Lao Kai was taken aback when he saw Bao Wei.
"You didn't run? I thought you were going to move the rescuers. ”
Bao Wei wiped the sweat from his forehead and asked, "What about the second tiger?" ”
Lao Kai gritted his teeth and said, "I ran away a long time ago." ”
Well, if the second tiger is here, he will definitely beat Lao Kai again, just with Lao Kai's sentence "I have already run away", it will definitely make the image of the two tigers fall to the bottom, in short, in terms of the result, it is unexpected, the two tigers who are bold and shouting to kill on weekdays have become treacherous escapees in this hunt, and the cowards who were called Bao Wei by 10,000 people were ambushed in the dark, and successfully hunted a mountain ape who knew martial arts. and created an opportunity for Bao Wei to sneak attack.
In life, there are always misunderstandings.
Some comedy, some cups.
This hunt can be described as a peak and a loop.
From the opening ceremony to the closing ceremony, Song Liangyu saw all this in his eyes, and he deeply understood the true meaning of the so-called bystander Qing, but at the moment he was more worried about Sun Search, he decided to take the risk to go out and talk to these two guys, anyway, they must not let them take Sun Lookout away, he didn't expect that the ending would be like this, he thought that Sun Lookout could knock these guys down in three or two clicks, in fact, these three guys did admit defeat and run away, who knew that they suddenly killed a trip to bite gold?
Song Liangyu stared at the person named Bao Wei, and looked at it a few more times, sure enough, it was a biting dog that wouldn't bark.
Is Sun Tser still alive? must still be alive, Song Liangyu knows the inside story, if Sun Woo is hanging, he will definitely become a monkey hair, and now the reason why Sun Woo is lying in front of those two people is precisely because there is still a breath of air, and the monkey hair of Monkey King can definitely withstand the toss.
Hilichurl whispered, "Shall we go out?" ”
"If you don't go out, the monkey will be taken away."
Qiu Qiu hugged Song Liangyu's arm and walked out together.
Bao Wei glanced at Sun Search's body a few times, and then said: "Call Brother Bao, and say that he has been caught, let him stop looking for it, and wait for us outside the forest." ”
Lao Kai took out the phone first, and then into the phone, spitting Xingzi eyebrows and boasting, of course, did not forget to count the two tigers, Lao Kai was because of the foot of the two tigers, and the mountain ape collided face to face, he almost thought that his life was not guaranteed, fortunately Bao Wei appeared in time, and now he has escaped, he must borrow the hand of this brother Bao, take a good look at the second tiger, and see how arrogant the second tiger will be in the future.
It's not that he doesn't want to do it himself, the key is that he can't beat the second tiger.
A voice came from inside the phone: "What are you talking about? The second tiger ran away? ”
Lao Kai said into the phone: "That grandson ran away as soon as he saw the ape over the mountain, and left me and Xiaowei here, if it weren't for Xiaowei's plum blossom sleeve arrows, I would have hung up a long time ago, Brother Bao, I have long felt that Erhu is unreliable, to tell you the truth, I will never give my back to this kind of person again in the future, I don't know when he was sold, you see his usual arrogant and domineering appearance, he only dares to bully us, if something happens, use it." ”
There was silence on the phone for a while, "Are you two hurt?" ”
Lao Kai said: "Not yet, but it's just a little bit." ”
"Where are you located? I came over to help. ”
Lao Kai looked left and right, and said with a wry smile: "This bamboo forest is the same in the south, east, west, and northwest, how can I tell where is where, Brother Bao, you just call the others and say it, let's go out of the forest and wait, Xiaowei and I are two big men, you are afraid that we can't drag a monkey." ”
"That's okay, pay attention to your own safety, we'll wait outside the forest, and we'll contact you if we have something."
Lao Kai said confidently: "Dele." ”
After hanging up the phone, Lao Kai was about to drag the monkey, but Bao Wei suddenly pinched Lao Kai's arm, and made a silent gesture, Lao Kai is now absolutely obedient to Bao Wei, so after seeing Bao Wei's abnormality, he stopped his movements, learned to coax Bao Wei in a good way, and listened carefully for a while.
There was a sound diagonally behind.
Bao Wei broke into a cold sweat, raised his arm, pointed to the location where the sound was made, and slowly began to retreat.
Lao Kai knows, Bao Wei has a weapon tied to his arm, the most accustomed plum blossom sleeve arrow in the martial arts, not cheap, hundreds of thousands, bought by the management office, and there are not only plum blossom sleeve arrows in the management office, but also many high-tech weapons, such as guns, snipers, are all good things, but these high-tech are expensive, millions of them at every turn, and they can't afford it.
As far as Lao Kai knows, among the eight people who came to the bamboo forest this time, only Brother Bao brought a double-barreled shotgun worth six million, the bullets are limited, only six in total, if the bullets are gone, the gun will be scrapped, and the management office does not sell bullets, which is equivalent to six million to buy a shotgun, only six shots, one million shots, after the bullets, I want to continue to use it, and then spend six million to buy a new one, which is dedicated to local tyrants.
In contrast, cold weapons are much more durable.
Lao Kai couldn't let Bao Wei's life talisman run away, so he subconsciously grabbed the corner of Bao Wei's clothes.
The two heard the sound getting closer and closer, and involuntarily swallowed.
Suddenly, Song Liangyu's head popped out from behind the bamboo tree.
Bao Wei screamed and launched his sleeve arrow.