As the saying goes, a tiger's butt can't be touched. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

However, not only the tiger's buttocks, but also the buttocks of other animals may not be able to be touched.

For example, stink bugs, for example, skunks, for example, hedgehogs, for example, porcupines, and monkeys.

The first few will cause damage to your respiratory tract and even your body, and of course the tiger will cause damage to your life. As for the monkey, it is a demon attack type, and if you touch its butt, it will cause mental damage.

"Ah!!h Yogiguro screamed miserably!! Crazy to rub the hand that touched Magnum's ass on the ground! After almost grinding off a layer of skin, I stretched it far away from my body as far as possible!

Magnum jumped up and down in dissatisfaction: "You're the third person in the world besides my parents who has the privilege of touching my ass!" You still look disgusted!! ”

Yogi stretched out his other paw: "Ahhh I don't want this hand anymore! ”

Then he swooped and slashed his paw at his arm!

"Ahh!!h A hard grenade against the claw! Here's Magnum holding a grenade: "Can't chop!" Please watch this hand of yours carefully! He grabbed Yogihei's hand that had touched his buttocks: "The whole hand is full of glory and glory!" You're going to let the world know that this hand of yours touched Magnum's ass!! ”

"Oh, Nyima is going to let the whole world know!"

"That's right! First place is my dad! He affectionately touches my perfect buttocks with his wide palm! Second place is my mom! She uses a feather duster to indirectly leave love fingerprints on my fat round thighs! Third place is you! You use you ... ”

"Stop! It's the first time I've heard that being spanked by my parents is so extraordinary, full of green tea! ”

"Isn't it an honor to be in third place?"

"Glory to your sister!"

"Ass, ass, take it again."

"Hey, you're still planning to take the glory of fourth place?"

"Oh, I'll rub it, then I'm not the third at all, you should count the number of times your parents spank you first, and then send me in!"

"yes... Magnum held his chin: "No, I can't agree." ”

"For Mao!"

"You've got your paws up! In the last chapter, the great author let out your inner monologue! You're going to press me to the ground and stick my big red fart with your big paws more than a meter long. Eggs blow my hard! ”

“。。。 If you don't touch me, I'll chop my hands! ”

"Oh, let's chop it then."

Yogiguro raised his claws: "No, this historic moment must be recorded by someone." He picked up the local tyrant Jin Ai Crazy 7s.b and handed it over: "Na, record it for me, and then I will spread it on the Internet and exchange it for a few fans." ”

"Oh, good." Magnum took the local tyrant Jin Ai Crazy 7S.B and turned on the video to Yogihei.

I saw Yogi Hei keep the farthest distance between his hand and himself, looking up to the bright starry sky and the bright moon and crying: "Ah! I, Daikiguro, have killed countless people in my life, and now, I will cut off this hand to sacrifice the undead who died under my claws! ”

Ah, look up to the sky at an angle of one hundred and thirty-five degrees, measure it with a fine protractor, well, that's right, it's one hundred and thirty-five degrees, start crying, well, if you can't cry, then wipe some spit on it, um, start chopping.

"I have thought about this kind of picture countless times, this kind of picture of repentance, but I didn't expect that the person who can witness this kind of tragic moment of heroic end is actually you." Yogiguro looked affectionately in Magnum's direction, and all he answered was the noise of a forest of strange flowers and plants blown by the wind.

In the distance, the two red buttocks in the canopy of the tree swayed back and forth mocking him: "Baa blind! Silly short! Silly short! My mission is just to catch the inner girl! Silly short! Silly short! You still take me a local tyrant Jin Ai crazy 7s.b! ”

Daimu Hei was instantly petrified: "Daddy!! Stand up to Lao Tzu and love crazy are Lao Tzu's !! ”

"Blind blind blind!" Magnum Sahuan is jumping on the tree and keeps shaking his big red ass at Yogiguro!

Yogi Hei directly turned over the tree and chased after him, but even if you can go up the tree, how can you compare to the species that is already in the tree every day! What's more, the speech just now has been delayed for too long, and the other party has already run away!

Magnum is so happy, thanks to the other party being a fool, he is confused when he is playing, haha! The dishonest chick I'm going to catch! Lao Tzu must tie you up tightly this time, so that you can't run anymore...

He ran to the place where he had just turned into Daiki Hei and chased after him Xuanxuan was standing, where there were still bullet casings and parachute fragments left, but Xuanxuan was gone, and there were a few more soldiers.

No, by the way, what did the helicopter wing seem to have scratched at that time, but what did it scratch? I don't know. I thought it had scratched her, but after she landed, she seemed to be fine.,No... Flew away again???

Sad!

There was such a big incident in the Duke's Palace, the Duke of Potato Buns was chopped up, and those family members who were so frightened that they couldn't speak and couldn't speak well had already gone out to report, and the Duke's Palace was full of soldiers and reporters.

A few soldiers searching the house spotted a pile of strange bullet casings and were talking about it.

Magnum jumped down from the tree with a whoosh, and the soldiers jumped: "Now! A few little brothers! Was there a little girl here just now, didn't you see where she went? ”

Oops! This is wondering where these bullets came from, and suddenly it looks like a person has jumped down from a tree! I saw this person's short and fat body, camouflage T-shirt, kind of army's many small pocketed jackets, and the pants have not been lifted yet, revealing a big hairy tail and two shining red buttocks!

Several soldiers took a few steps back and drew their weapons: "What are you doing!" What people! ”

“。。。 Oops, I asked if I saw a little girl, I was just passing by. Magnum scratched his head.

Although the Duke's Palace is illuminated at night +1, many details are still unclear without light, and a soldier brought over a large searchlight, at this time, Magnum's body that was obviously alienated by the totem was exposed, which alarmed several soldiers: "What the hell are you!" Raise your hands and be honest! ”

"Heck, it's okay to answer the question honestly." Magnum was indifferent.

Yogiguro chased after him, and saw that the Duke's Mansion was full of people on the tree, so he hurriedly leaned on the trunk of the tree and peeked silently.

"What little girl... I haven't seen it... A soldier stared at Magnum's alienated body and replied in a shudder.

Magnum swept over and made eye contact with him, and the soldier hurriedly lowered his head and took several steps back. Magnum was content with the fear he had gleaned from his pupils, "Well, I'll have to find it myself, thanks." He turned around and left.

This turn only exposed the tail that was shaking like an arm and the two big red butts.

"Stand still and don't move!!" Two slightly more daring soldiers rushed forward in a few steps and pointed their spears at his neck: "What the hell are you!" Don't move, come with us! ”

"Oops~" Magnum said with a hint of admiration: "Okay, it's the first time I've been so unkind to someone, so I'll hold my head in my hands."

After that, he put the hand that he didn't know when to stuff into the jacket pocket on the top of his head, looking at his jacket pocket with two holes in the front, Daigi Hei suddenly recalled his move!

Really! As he took his hands out of his pockets, there was a very slight click in the pocket! I saw a snow-white shadow pass through the trees, and the soldier who had put the spear around Magnum's neck was suddenly grabbed by something!

Then the position where the two of them were just standing was filled with fire and shrapnel!

"Huh? When did you start respecting the scumbag and loving the weak? Magnum smiled and shuddered, and out of his coat pockets two small tin boxes emitting black smoke.

"Cut..." Yogiguro didn't answer much, he let go of his hands and put down the two distracted soldiers he was carrying.

"Ah!!h As soon as the searchlight hit, it shone on Yogiguro's body! This was another obvious alienation that elicited the screams of the few soldiers who didn't come up! They were crawling and running in embarrassment.

"Ren, where did the little girl go, you should know." Magnum pulled out a shotgun, reloading bullets as if nothing had happened.

"Where she is going is her personal freedom, how can I know?" Daiki showed his claws with a black sound, and licked it casually. His brows furrowed involuntarily, the lights were blind, there were soldiers everywhere, the imperial capital was extremely unsafe now, where would she go?

Not far away, a red signal flare for help bloomed in the sky, coming from the soldiers who were so frightened that they were crawling away.

"Look, that's you, the price of mercy." Magnum scoffed.

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