Chapter Twenty-Three: Half a Master
For that cute doll with fried chicken, how to deal with it in the end? In order to prevent Han Mobing from continuing to make trouble, of course, it was also for the sake of his body. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
So after some packing, You Mengyu shamelessly carried her home, hum! I haven't been on myself myself, how can I leave it to you? Ahh How did I come up with the idea of being on my own......
But there are still troubles, after all, it is not a person who lives, in order not to cause trouble, someone still gritted his teeth and unloaded the doll into eight pieces.
"Hmm~ The arms are in the closet, the thighs are in the corner, and the head is under the bed......" Zero and Zero are categorized, things are hidden, but there is always a feeling of resentment floating, eerie.
Putting aside the topic of dolls, You Mengyu began to check his body, seemingly because Xiao Ji opened two permissions, and after another system crash.
After learning from the pain, Xiao Ji decided to do a comprehensive system upgrade, I don't know how long it will take, but the mess left behind is a mess.
In front of the bust mirror in the bathroom, You Mengyu took off his shirt, his body was plump and delicate, without the explosive muscles of a man, and even the abdomen was flat and smooth.
The difference is that the gaze is shifted upwards, and the chest that should have been flat is now slightly protruding, just like a newly developed little girl.
"Hey! It's winter, but what if it's summer? Damn garbage system, I hate you!! ”
Wailing, in fact, the reason why You Mengyu remembered to check his body was not that he always felt uncomfortable with soreness in his chest in the past few days, especially Xiao Ji's system collapse this time, and the feeling was even stronger.
It's okay in the winter, and wearing thick clothes can hide the changes in your figure, but what about in the summer? Who knows if his chest at that time was a white rabbit or the kind of white rabbit that had grown into it?
Whether it's helping her or a shemale, or the legendary one who looks so cute must be a boy, these are not the results I want to see!
In desperation, You Mengyu even thought about whether to buy a bandeau to wear, and then thought about whether he would wear it, the picture would be too beautiful, and he could only give up with a sad face.
"Hey! Fortunately, the little brother is fine, otherwise how can he be worthy of the ancestors of my old Li family? ”
sighed with emotion, You Mengyu packed up the bed, and ran to Li Mo's room next door, since the last quarrel, Li Mo also had a kind of stunned death and didn't go home.
In fact, it's not that You Mengyu has any special hobbies, so he has to go to his brother's room to sleep, just lie in his own room!
Lying on your side next to the hands and legs of the doll in the closet, lie flat! There's a torso on the other side! Lying on the bed? Phew! The human head under the bed is even more terrifying, and the important thing is that the doll's body is too human-like to touch.
Under the psychological effect, You Mengyu could only temporarily move to Li Mo's room, anyway, he won't come back now, even if he comes back, he finds that he has trampled his nest, it's a big deal to fight, who is afraid of whom!
There was nothing to say all night, and early the next morning, under the effect of the biological clock, You Mengyu still got up early, probably because Li Mo was gone!
He was lazy and had a cancer attack, so after he finished grooming, he was in a daze on the seat for almost an hour, and he didn't go to cook until the time was almost up, and then he hurried to school.
The school is still not salty or light as usual, and after the collapse of Xiao Ji's system, it is now relieved, and the people in the whole school are the same as if it didn't happen yesterday, everyone can do whatever they have to do.
"Hehe, what else are you talking about college entrance examination candidates? It's such a good time in the morning, and there is no one who reads alone. ”
When he came to the outside of the classroom, You Mengyu suddenly found that there was no sound of reading inside, but more of a whisper, and he strode in.
The next moment, when someone saw the situation in the classroom clearly, he hurriedly put away his steps and stepped back, the corners of his face twitched a little, and he even turned around and was about to run away.
However, the speed of the sound is always faster than the speed of the person's running, maybe it was the figure of You Mengyu! A shout of excitement suddenly rang out.
"Ah!!h
"Brother Ling, don't run away! People have been waiting for you for a long time! ”
It was a woman, a woman who looked like she was in her early twenties, who looked like a lady, who was older than anyone else next year, and who liked to call someone Brother Ling.
If you look closely, you will find that the woman is sitting in You Mengyu's position at this time, holding a piece of sandpaper and polishing the tabletop.
There are also screwdrivers, wrenches, vises next to them...... In short, all kinds of tools in the hardware store are completely out of step with her beautiful appearance.
The only response to the woman's cry was the sound of someone slamming it, not knowing whether she was scared or frightened, falling to the ground, lying there and refusing to get up.
Like, just like there are a few people in the classroom who You Mengyu saw before, and I don't know how to provoke this ancestor, it looks very similar to Qi Minghui's goods! It's just that now they have been swept into the corner like garbage, and their lives and deaths are unknown.
"Heehe~ Brother Ling's figure is still so good! I can't eat fat, it's really enviable! ”
Coming to You Mengyu's side, the woman half-squatted down, took out her fingers and poked the waist on someone's back, and said with a smile, looking envious.
"Don't mind, now my name is You Mengyu, and the code name of Ling will have nothing to do with me in the future."
Seeing that the woman was still calling 'Brother Ling' one by one, You Mengyu quickly turned over, picked up her palm and covered her mouth, afraid that others would hear it.
It's just that the next thing made him dumbfounded, and he covered his mouth, but the woman also grabbed You Mengyu's hand and straddled his waist and abdomen.
"! What a goblin! Don't, don't mess around~"
With a bitter scream, You Mengyu had already silently recited the Diamond Sutra in his heart, and after a while, he controlled the little brother who was about to move.
"Alright! So, can you tell me what the hell is going on with you? Big Sister of Spades~"
Spades, in You Mengyu's memory, is a long-ago nickname, it can be said that she can be regarded as half of her own master! The ability to steal is mostly due to her teachings.
It's just that later the two parted ways, one joined the zero, and the other still lived his own chic life, specializing in the art industry, and the spades were going farther and farther on the road of stealing, on the other hand, You Mengyu was a bit of a waste of the craft taught by others.
But in terms of makeup or the name of the rivers and lakes, 'transfiguration', it is unique, if it is not for the limitation of body shape, You Mengyu dares to say that even a place like the Great Hall will break into you.
"No! Didn't you hear that your old club had an accident and came to take a look? ”
muttered, as a thief who observed spades in detail, he had already seen that You Mengyu's body was a little strange.
Taking advantage of the practice of speaking, she picked up the salty pig hand unconsciously and poked it twice on someone's chest, feeling that the hand felt good, and continued to poke and poke......
"Hmm~ Spades, you ......"
"Yay! Brother Ling has gained a lot of weight recently! ”
He smiled a little, and he didn't know if he remembered something, looking at You Mengyu's overly delicate face, which was already flushed at this time.
Spade picked up his hand and gestured at something in the air, and then, as if thinking of a possibility, his mouth opened wider and wider, and he looked extremely stunned.
That dexterous little hand pulled out someone's lower body at a lightning speed......