Chapter 41: Launching the Offensive
When I arrived at the company, after the morning meeting, I was thinking about the tasks assigned to me by the leader, and then I turned on my mobile phone casually. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
Hey, there's a message. Master's.
Wow, the master actually sent it earlier than me.
Both happily clicked: Apprentice, how is today?
Shuangshuanghui: Okay, almost. Thank you Master for helping me buy medicine yesterday. Add a smile at the end.
Resolutely replied: Oh, it's boring, we still have a meeting today.
…… It turned out that he messaged me because he was bored. White was happy.
In the afternoon, when I was about to get off work at half past five, the weather suddenly became gloomy rapidly, followed by thunder and lightning, which was extremely shocking. Within five minutes, it was pouring rain outside. The rain hit the glass, and soon the view was blocked.
Shuangshuang looked at the clear sky just now in surprise, and didn't know what to say for a while.
What kind of broken weather is this!
I knew I was going to bring an umbrella with me.
I put the umbrella next to my bag before I went out, but I forgot to take it. As for the reason why I forgot to take it...... It was as if I was touching my hair and curling it, looked in the mirror, and then applied a hairspray and forgot about it in a blink of an eye.
At this time, someone came to the post and said: "Everyone be careful, my mother has told me since I was a child that it is dangerous to come into contact with electronic products when thunder." ”
Shuangshuang thought to himself, "...... Wouldn't our room be dead, all using computers? ”
Both had to pray that the rain would stop soon. At this time, the phone received a text message.
It's the master's. Shuangshuang happily opened:
It's raining, do you bring an umbrella apprentice?
This question happened to ask about the sore spot of Shuangshuang, so he had to say miserably: No.
The message was quickly replied: I brought it haha.
Hum!
The master continued to reply: If you don't have a boyfriend, you don't have an umbrella yet.
Woo! What a master. He takes pleasure in making fun of his apprentices all day long.
……
He makes fun of himself all day long, so he will not be so weak when he starts to work on the master.
Well, the phone should be called often.
QQ should be chatted frequently.
Eat things often. Not only to eat, but also to pull the master to eat together.
It's really not good, you can also use rhubarb.
Hahahaha. Shuangshuang thought proudly, almost laughed out loud, and quickly covered his mouth.
Calm down, calm down!
So, Shuangshuang's attack ultimate is about to begin.
Offensive 1:
The next morning, Shuangshuang was scolded by the team leader today because there was a document that was wrong. I was in a bad mood, so I came to the master to complain. Find comfort and, by the way, cultivate revolutionary feelings.
Resolutely listened patiently, and then said:
People say that nine times out of ten, you don't, but you're not.
Double Double and One Happiness: Then I ......
You are ten out of ten.
Both:......
Gritting my teeth: How could I like such a guy.
……
Offensive 2:
At night, they were bored lying on the bed with their arms on their arms, holding the big rabbit in their arms.
Uh~ Since I know that I like my master, I feel like I have a ghost in my heart doing anything.
Phew, what is a ghost, at most, it has another purpose.
It's not a good word either......
Anyway......
Ay.
However, I unconsciously remembered my master again. Could it be that this is the legendary "lovesickness"?
It's really uncomfortable. Ahhh Both rolled over and sighed that their lives were miserable.
Both of them flipped through it several times, read the text messages of the master and themselves several times, and began to secretly have silly fun.
Hahaha, the master felt so amused when he spoke.
Shuangshuang felt that he was nervous, and he was stupid and not nervous.
Both looked at it a few more times, and when they felt that it was time to stop, they turned over and saw rhubarb again.
Rhubarb is obediently playing with a ball in the corner!
Because both of them were focused on the master, they didn't take much care of the rhubarb, and they didn't take the rhubarb for a walk today. A feeling of guilt rose in Shuangshuang's heart: Hey, rhubarb, I have wronged you. I'll take you for a walk tomorrow.
Rhubarb snorted twice.
"What are you talking about, as if you can understand." Shuangshuang said, got up, and poured some food for the rhubarb to eat.
Rhubarb is a cheerful eater. Both of them fell upside down, and suddenly remembered: Hey, rhubarb...... It can be in the name of rhubarb.
Hahaha, how did I just come up with it?
So Shuangshuang happily turned on, went online, and sent a message to Resolute:
Master, Rhubarb seems to miss you very much!
Soon received a reply:
What, did Rhubarb speak?
Shuangshuang: No, he's languished since the last time you left. I also ate less.
That's exactly how you feel. Rhubarb is indeed a bit of an anomaly.
Resolute: He may not have digested well. Sweat.
No, he just misses you! Both are very determined.
Resolute: I see, maybe you're too stupid to make rhubarb stupid.
Both wanted to cry without tears.
Why am I stupid......
Rhubarb is stupid, but it's not bad for me.
Shuangshuang: By the way, master, why don't you write anything in the space?
Resolute: Space? Oh, there's still room for it.
Both continued: Moreover, the mood is not renewed.
Resolute: I'm in such a good mood every day, what's there to update?
Double Sweat: Uh...... That's a good reason......
Offensive Three:
A puppy came, cautiously approached Shuangshuang's side, stretched out his little tongue and licked Shuangshuang's legs.
Shuangshuang was stunned, and Shuangshuang, who saw this strange scene for the first time, resolutely sent a message: A puppy licked me just now!
Resolutely replied in seconds: Oops, this big colored dog!
Shuangshuang felt that he was resolutely praising himself for being beautiful, proud, and complacent.
It didn't take a second. There was news again, both of them were full of joy, and when they opened it, their faces were immediately covered with a layer of ash: why is this puppy so unable to think about it, could it be that his eyesight is not good?
Shuangshuang gritted his teeth and turned off the mobile phone screen, thinking about what kind of words to use in return, and looked up to see the puppy walking forward with his head held high, and after walking a few steps, he suddenly stumbled into a tree, and fell down.
Both were stunned.
After a while, he staggered to his feet and continued to walk forward with his head held high.
…… Isn't this dog resolutely sent to laugh at himself?
Shuangshuang has found out, he can't fight the master at all, the master is worthy of being a master, and the Tao is high.
Offensive Four:
It's been a busy day, and tomorrow is the day off. Shuangshuang felt extremely comfortable and stretched.
Well, today's work was completed ahead of schedule, and there is still an hour before the end of work. Great, take advantage of this time to send a message to the master.
Shuangshuang thought about it, tomorrow is Sunday, well, can I find a master to play. What excuse can I think of? …… I don't have to attend a class tomorrow, and it's boring to keep saying that I want to eat, and it seems that I know how to eat without connotation. But subconsciously, I want to find a master to play.
Both of them nodded their expressions boringly, wanting to make an expression to shape the atmosphere first, but suddenly saw a bunch of vivid expressions, and they had an idea.
……
After a while, I resolutely received a message, clicked on it, and couldn't cry or laugh.
There are three words on it, holiday.
And then there are two words at the bottom: the life of an apprentice.
Behind it is a series of expressions: skirt, high heels, sun hat, parasol, lipstick, feet, chips, coffee, microphone, guitar, camera......
This is followed by two words: the life of the master.
Then an open eye, followed by a computer's expression.
And then ......
Nope.
It's quite vivid.
But how do you feel so miserable?
Resolutely stomped a few steps with his mobile phone, and the more he looked at it, the funnier it became.
Since there is such obvious contempt, then I still have to do something to improve the apprentice's impression of myself.
Resolutely resorted to a killer move: come out tomorrow to play?
When they both looked at it, they were overjoyed and unexpected.
Hurriedly nodded and sent an excited expression: Okay, okay.
Where to go?
I don't know. Shuangshuang's heart was secretly cool: Who cares where to go with the master. It's nice to see each other.
Resolute: I feel like if I go out with Shuangshuang, then I will have to add a big food expression to the expression of only my eyes and the computer just now.
Belch......