Chapter 118: Meat Ball
"Since you asked for it, let's participate together, anyway, **** is a thing, and it can't be eaten badly. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info" Li Lao nodded and didn't insist: "The remaining half of the longevity detoxification pill before will be taken by me, this bubble ****, a few of you will share it." ”
Li Lao pointed to the two boxes on the coffee table and said. Li Lao is not stupid, although it seems that **** is the longevity detoxification pill, but he doesn't dare to guarantee whether it is or not, so he still decided to take the remaining half of the pill.
Li Yang actually wanted to take the half pill, but when he saw that his grandfather took the lead, he didn't want to argue anymore, so he had to nod and agree.
So, the Li family gathered around the coffee table and began to share the ****, and there was a strange and ugly smell in the study, which could smoke people to death......
To the surprise of Mr. Li's family, this clinical trial had no effect!
The family, including Li Lao, who took the "original" longevity detoxification pill, did not have any signs of detoxification except for varying degrees of nausea and diarrhea!
In addition to the sweat that broke out of the body, there was no dirt discharged at all.
Li Laoqiang stood up and sat in the study, and he had to hold an urgent family meeting to study this matter!
?“ Yosuke, what went wrong? Why haven't we achieved the detoxification effect? "Li Lao is very strange, it stands to reason that even if the ingredients of **** are wrong, then he eats the original longevity detoxification pill! Li Yang ate half of it, and it obviously had an effect, and he ate the other half, why is the current situation no different from other people who have eaten ****?
?“ I don't know, grandpa, it stands to reason that the ingredient is ****, and you eat the original longevity detoxification pill, how can it not be effective? Li Yang was also weak, and said dizzily.
?“ Is it different from person to person? Li Lao said suspiciously.
?” No, grandpa, I didn't have any effect this time. As soon as Li Yang said half a sentence, he stood up holding his stomach: "No, I'm going to pull my pants pocket, I have to go to the toilet quickly!" ”
With that, Li Yang ran out of the study in a stinky manner.
However, no one thinks his fart stinks, because everyone here is a stinky fart today.
?“ Xiaoyang is right, he is also ineffective, could it be that there is something wrong in our experiment? Elder Li nodded and asked.
?“ This, grandpa, I can imagine everything, but there is no way to explain it. Li Yang shook his head: "Could it be that what Xiaoyang ate before was different from what you ate later?" “
"Different? Isn't it two parts of the same elixir? Elder Li frowned.
?“ I'm just guessing, and I don't have any evidence yet, but now that I think about it, we should be in the wrong direction. Li Yang said: "Before, we were all carried away by the excitement, thinking that the most unlikely thing is the most probable. But if you think about it, is it really that simple? "You mean, the longevity detoxification pill is not ****?" Li Lao now calms down and thinks about it, Li Yang's words are not unreasonable, such a magical thing as the Life Extension Detox Pill, if it is just ****, it is too simple, right?
"Yes, that's just speculation, but I have two bold ideas!" Li Yang is not a puppet. is a doctorate, which is the highest education in the Li family, and it is easy to analyze things.
?” Tell me about it! Elder Li motioned for him to continue.
First, the pill that Li Bin sent us is indeed a longevity and detoxification pill, but his vein has always been at odds with us, so even if he sends medicine. I didn't want us to be too good, so I mixed **** in the pill! Li Yang said: "At Li Bin's age, he can do this kind of prank." "So, Li Bin deliberately pinched together **** and pills and sent them over?" Li Lao thought about it, Li Yang's analysis is not impossible, it is really possible for Li Bin to do this, let himself eat a lump of **** while taking the longevity detoxification pill.
?” There is this possibility! Li Yang nodded and said, "So the half that Xiaoyang ate before may be exactly the half of the pill, and the half you eat is ****."
Li Lao listened to Li Xi's analysis of a cold and regretted a little, he knew that this was the case, and he had eaten it himself before, so why let Li Yang eat it?
?” The second possibility, or that this pill was thrown into the trash can, there may have been an accident that we don't know, and it was adulterated with ****, or it was inadvertently mixed with ****, which is also possible. Li Yang said: "But no matter what, **** should not be longevity detoxification pill, our research direction is wrong!" Li Lao didn't say a word with a gloomy face, in fact, he didn't know what to say, but this incident happened inside the Li family, and it was not known to outsiders, otherwise. I'm afraid I'm going to laugh off my big teeth!
Li Lao's family, young and old, actually ate **** collectively, which is a big joke.
Li Yang also pulled at this time, finished, and returned to the study: "How is it?" Any conclusions? ”
?“ What you ate before, I'm afraid it's not exactly ****, but there is no way to verify. Li Lao said simply: "In short, the longevity detoxification pill is not ****, this matter is over for the time being, no one should say it!" ”
Li Guichuan, Li Yang and others all nodded! Nonsense. Who would take the initiative to say such a shameful thing?
"There's one more thing, Cui Pu, I'll leave it to you!" Li Lao turned his head to look at Li Cuipu.
Li Cuipu was stunned. It stands to reason that he is the son of the family, and he can't do anything big at all except eating, drinking, and having fun.
However, he was still very happy in his heart, although the Longevity Detoxification Pill had not been studied, but with Li Yang's previous participation, their father and son were obviously valued by Li Lao.
?“ Dad, you say, I'll do my best! Li Cuipu hurriedly promised.
You have a lot of friends in the society, give me close attention to the news of Li Bin and their family! Since Li Bin's friend can get the longevity detoxification pill, then he should know what kind of master, see who they have met and touched, if there is really a master, we must dig him to serve us! Li Lao said.
?“ I'm good at this, so leave it to me to inquire about the news! Li Cuipu patted his chest again and again when he heard this, and promised to come down.
And so it was settled. Li's old family is broken, and the farce of the longevity detoxification pill has also come to an end, but Li Lao has not given up, the longevity detoxification pill symbolizes money and status, if it can really be mastered by the Li family, then the Li family will definitely not be just the current scale.
In the pharmaceutical industry, as long as the drug trial effect is very good, coupled with the money offensive, these are not difficult things, just a formality, the laurel card of the pharmaceutical company is in front of you, but there is still a lack of a professional manager.
?? Yu Xiao was talking happily with the director of the Food and Drug Administration, and before Yu Xiao could say a few words, there was a sound of talking outside the study, and then a ball-like person rolled into the study.
If it weren't for Fan Fatzi who learned in advance that Yu Xiao was in the Food and Drug Administration, he was a little anxious, he wanted to see Yu Xiao too much, he had not met again after the birthday banquet before, so he fell at the door of the office and rolled directly into the study.
Yu Xiao was taken aback by Fan Fatzi: "What kind of skills are you practicing?" Even if you want to come in quickly, you don't have to come in like this, do you? ”
?“ Hey...... Mistakes, mistakes, accidentally falling, it became like this......" Fan Fat Man was a little embarrassed: "Doctor Yu, I can be regarded as seeing you, I miss you so much!" Woo, I thought you didn't want me anymore, and I would never see you again! You don't know how excited I was when Professor Guan called me just now, and I wasn't as excited as I was today when I married my daughter-in-law! ”
(To be continued)