Chapter 36: Oh, it turned out to be a caesarean section
Since Mu Sangyu left, the life of Shui Du's drunkenness has become boring again, although he will communicate with Mu Sangyu every day, and he will talk until he falls asleep. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info but Mu Sangyu has to prepare for his own enthronement ceremony, there are a lot of things, and he has less and less time to chat. The life of water alone is even more boring, practicing calligraphy every day, alchemy, sometimes when I am bored, I go to the garden, feed the fish and water the flowers, and live really like a normal princess, comfortable and boring. Moreover, it was originally scheduled to follow Shui Zetian to participate in Mu Sangyu's enthronement ceremony, but it was canceled because the third prince's husband, Jin Yaochen, had a difficult birth. Speaking of men giving birth to children, Shui Duzui suddenly thought that he was also born by men, and he was very curious, how do men give birth? I didn't dare to have my beautiful father, for fear of causing his sad past, and I was embarrassed to ask Aunt Hong, for fear that she would say that she was a wild girl. I decided to go to the Golden Face Palace to have a look.
When I came to the gate of Jinyan Palace, I heard the screams inside. The guard saw Dudrunken Shili and said, "I've seen the princess." Shui Dudrunk waved his hand to let the two of them get up, and then stepped up and wanted to step on the door to enter, but the guard at the door stopped him and said: "The princess is not allowed to enter, Her Majesty the Empress is inside, and no one is allowed to enter the Huoyan Palace!" Shui Du was drunk and had to leave in a huff. He stopped when he walked around the corner and said: "There is a policy, there is a countermeasure, what should the ancients say, by the way, you have a good plan, I have a wall ladder!" "Saying that, he urged his spiritual power to use the fire phantom technique, if someone saw it at this time, he would definitely think that he was dazzled, and the villain who was still there a moment ago actually disappeared. It turns out that the spiritual power of this fire system has the ability to phantom and shapeshift, and it can be invisible when it reaches a certain level. Shui Dudrunk used this kind of spiritual technique for the first time, and felt very magical in his heart, and sighed again that he had really arrived in a magical world. After stealing, Shui Duyi returned the same way drunk, and deliberately dangled in front of the two guards for a while, and after finding that they really couldn't see themselves, Shui Dudu swaggered into the door and walked to the door of the main hall. I'm worried about how to get in, and the illusion must be free of obstacles to use. If you open the door, you will definitely be discovered, and suddenly I heard someone coming out of the door, Shui Duzui carefully avoided it, and with a squeak, a palace maid came out with a basin of blood, Shui Dudrunk immediately got into the room through the crack in the door, and followed the screams to find Jin Yaochen's bedroom. Shui Dudrunk because of his height, he could only see Shui Zetian sitting on a chair next to the bed, looking at the bed with a very impatient and anxious expression. There were two midwives and a doctor standing next to the bed, because they often went in and out of the Tai Hospital and the Imperial Pharmacy, and Shui Dudrunk recognized it as a doctor who was in charge of surgery. I couldn't help but wonder, why is the surgeon here? At this time, the doctor came to ask for Shui Zetian's opinion and said: "Your Majesty, there is more than one fetus in the womb of the third prince, the head and neck are stuck together, and the fetal room is too small to cause the third prince to not be able to give birth to a child for five days, I am afraid that the fetus will suffocate if I wait any longer, and the fetus can only be cut open by the old minister with a knife to take out the fetus smoothly." It's just that after the fetus is taken out, the life of the three princes can only be resigned to fate. Please make a decision as soon as possible, time waits for no one! Shui Zetian had already made up his mind in his heart, but he still had to do it on the surface, and said: "Let's go, we must save the life of the third prince." The Imperial Doctor took the order, turned around and prepared to go under the knife.
Hearing this, Shui Du's drunken heart was even more curious, this is the rhythm of a caesarean section. In order to confirm the conjecture in his heart, Shui Dudrunk moved forward again, and when everyone's attention was on the body of the third prince, he carefully took a round stool and placed it not far from the bed, Shui Dudrunk stood up, just to see the situation on the bed clearly. After this look, I finally understood how men give birth. It turns out that the five years of pregnancy for men here are to grow out of the fetal room, and the mouth of the fetal room that the doctor said is the navel eye, in his previous life, as a doctor of medicine, Shui Dudrunk naturally understood all this as a genetic mutation, and the water system may release a kind of estrogen, prompting Yun Yifan and Jin Yaochen, who are men, to grow out of the fetal room that belongs to women, that is, the uterus, and the five-year pregnancy period is a huge price for men to give birth. But in this way, Shui Dudrunk breathed a sigh of relief, she originally thought that she was pulled out like stool, but it turned out to be born in the belly, isn't this a caesarean section! In this way, one of the careful settlements of Shui Dudrunk's drunkenness is opened, and he doesn't have to be embarrassed to see his beautiful man's father.
Shui Dudrunk was very satisfied with the result of his trip, and carefully got down from the stool, and suddenly the loud cry of "Ah~Ah~Ah~" came in his ears, and a child was taken out, and after a while, there was a sound of a baby crying, and the second child also came out, Shui Dudrunk was sighing that this Jin Yaochen was a very powerful person in his life, and there was a burst of children's crying, my God, it won't be three at a time! Shui Dudrunk was surprised and climbed back to the stool to see what was going on, and sure enough, the midwife took out another child! The two midwives hugged one by one, and they were all anxious to report the good news to Shui Zetian, and congratulated him: "Congratulations to Your Majesty, Your Majesty, you have added three princesses this time, it is really a great joy!" "Completely ignore Jin Yaochen's wounds. Jin Yaochen looked at Shui Zetian with his remaining strength, but Shui Zetian only looked at the child and did not look at Jin Yaochen at all. Hatred flashed in Jin Yaochen's eyes, and he was so angry that he fainted. His attendant Jin Dou saw that his anxious tears were about to come out, and he hurriedly knelt in front of Shui Zetian and pleaded: "Your Majesty, please save my son-in-law, he still has breath!" Shui Zetian took the child from the imperial doctor's hand and said to him, "Go and see if there is any salvation." The imperial doctor had to order him to walk back to the bed, flip Jin Yaochen's eyelids, probe his pulse again, and said in a verbose voice: "The three princes still have a breath left, if it is a normal birth, there is no worry about life, but the old minister to protect the fetus to open the belly of the three princes can not help it heal, I will give the three princes a medicine to stop bleeding, the rest can only depend on the three princes' own creation, if you can survive tonight, maybe you can save your life." Shui Zetian listened, and only said lightly: "Do as you say!" The emperor was tired, and the nurse took the child down to take care of it. Wait for the three princes to wake up tomorrow and make a decision. After speaking, he left Jin Yaochen's dormitory, left Jinyan Palace, and sat on his royal chariot and returned to the palace.
And when the imperial doctor saw that the emperor was gone, he also hastily gave Jin Yaochen some medicine and went back to his own hospital. Only Jin Yaochen's attendant Jin Dou was left sitting on the edge of the bed with red eyes, and there were words in his mouth: "I have long asked the prince not to get too close to the Spirit Clan, and he was given to the Water Moon Emperor and his relatives after offending the king, and now he has ended up like this!" How about your name Jin Dou! "Shui Dudrunk didn't want to meddle in things, but listening to the words of the golden bean, this Jin Yaochen came to Shuiyue because of the Jin Spirit Clan. couldn't help but pause, wanting to help the master and servant.