Chapter 186: Liu Fei spoofed
When the security captain saw this posture, he lost his temper, and quickly grabbed the waitress's chest and said: "Baby, you wait for me here for a while, there's an accident upstairs, I have to go over and take a look at it immediately, I'll be back in a while, and when I come back, I will definitely fight you for 300 rounds." ”
Several security guards and security captains finally converged in the corridor and rushed over quickly in the elevator.
By the time they rushed to the scene, Liu Fei and Xie Yuxin had already stopped. Just when he saw the security guards rushing over, Liu Fei preemptively scolded a few of them angrily: "What's going on in your hotel, how can you let this kind of person break into other people's rooms indiscriminately, I want to complain to you!" ”
Xie Yuxin also said angrily: "Your security work is too poor, this is going to let you serve as the security guard of the World Expo, then it won't be a big deal!" Hurry up and call the police and arrest these people! To prevent them from continuing to do bad things, my boyfriend will kick the police first to clean them up today, even if he is doing it for the heavens! ”
The security guards, especially the security guards, were really a little dumbfounded when they heard these two singing and harmonizing there. They have seen arrogance, they have never seen such arrogance, in the eyes of these security guards, Liu Fei and Xie Yuxin are definitely not good people, otherwise there would be no plainclothes to trouble them.
At this time, after hearing Xie Yuxin's words, the man in sunglasses staggered up from the ground.
Liu Fei and a few security guards saw the man in sunglasses standing up, so they looked at the man in sunglasses, but saw that the man in sunglasses had a swollen face like a pig's head, his lips were no different from the fat sausage, and his eyes were even more swollen like peaches, only revealing two gaps.
"Poof!" Before the man in sunglasses spoke, he spit out a goldfish from his mouth, which amused everyone, and even Liu Fei and Xie Yuxin showed a smile on their faces.
The security guards wanted to laugh, but they didn't dare to laugh, after all, the status of the security guards was incomparable with the police, and they didn't dare to make a mistake in front of the police.
The man in sunglasses trembled his hands, trembled and took out a document from the pocket of his black uniform, squinted his eyes and shook the document in front of Liu Fei, and said with his fat sausage mouth: "We are not bad people, we are policemen!" ”
This is, the other two uniformed men have also stood up, handed the police card to Liu Fei and said, "We are policemen." ”
Liu Fei, this kid is bad enough, after seeing the police card, he hurriedly showed a very embarrassed look, and sincerely stretched out his hand to hold the hand of the man in sunglasses and said: "Oh, I'm sorry, it turns out that a few are the most respected police uncles among the people, I really don't know Taishan, I thought you were bad people, and my purpose in treating bad people has always been chivalrous and righteous, I hope a few more Haihan, don't blame it!" Between speaking, when Liu Fei shook hands, his movements were relatively large.
Especially with the fierce force of those big hands, a shake of the wrist dislocated the arm of the man in sunglasses, but Liu Fei was still there pretending to be there and said apologies again and again: "Oh, respected police comrades, you are my idols, do you know, I have had a wish since I was a child, that is, to be a policeman......" Today, Liu Fei was really mad and angry, so he decided that no matter what the other party's motives were, he must take care of the other party.
The man in sunglasses couldn't stand it now, after being beaten by Liu Fei and Xie Yuxin just now, his arm was dislocated at this moment, and he shouted in pain: "Let go, let go!" ”
Liu Fei pretended not to hear it, and said: "What, what do you say, speak clearly, oh, you mean that hand should also shake with me, okay, I respect the police comrades the most, come, then I will shake with you!" As he spoke, Liu Fei used his hand like lightning, and quickly grabbed the other hand of the man in sunglasses, and concocted it in the same way, and after shaking it three times and shaking it twice, the other arm of the man in sunglasses was also dislocated.
This time, Liu Fei had a little more strength than last time, and the painful man in sunglasses was popping up in front of him, but at this moment, he also saw that Liu Fei was duplicitous, so he stared at Liu Fei and said angrily: "You...... You fix me! After saying that, his body fell to the ground with a pop and fainted.
A sneer hung on the corner of Liu Fei's mouth: "Damn, buddy, I don't fix you, who made you ruin my buddy!" ”
After getting rid of the man in sunglasses, Liu Fei turned to the other two men in uniform, with a pure smile on his face like the purest snow lotus on the top of the snow-capped mountain on the top of the Tianshan Mountain, and said: "Two, I really admire you police comrades, come, let's shake hands, I hope you will do more practical things for the people in the future." ”
The two policemen saw the innocent smile on Liu Fei's face, and when they saw the two drooping arms of the man in sunglasses on the ground, their faces suddenly showed a look of fear, their bodies retreated again and again, and they said, "No...... No, we haven't actually done anything. We haven't done enough, the handshake is free! ”
The security captain also saw that Liu Fei was spoofing the whole person at this time, so he stood up and said: "Hello this customer, I am Wang Ba, the security captain here, can you explain to me what happened here?" ”
Liu Fei still showed that innocent smile on his face, and stretched out his hand to the security captain and said enthusiastically: "You are Xiao Wangba, I have long admired your security comrades, come, let's shake hands!" ”
As soon as the security captain Wang Ba heard Liu Fei's deliberately aggravated accent "Little Wang Ba", he knew that this customer had started to prank himself again, but the hotel had a rule, that is, no one in the hotel could drink customer conflicts, so he had to show a reluctant smile, but he didn't dare to reach out and shake Liu Fei, after all, the bloody facts of the sunglasses man on the ground were there, he could only smile and say: "This customer, you can call me Xiao Wang." ”
Liu Fei suddenly put away his smiling face, showed a serious expression on his face, and said coldly: "Little Wangba, you shouldn't come to ask me what happened, but should ask them." After speaking, Liu Fei directly took Xie Yuxin's hand and walked into the room, closing the door with a bang.
Inside the house, let's not talk about what Liu Fei and Xie Yuxin are doing for the time being, let's talk about these people outside.
After waiting for a while, the man in sunglasses finally woke up with the help of his two colleagues pinching people and artificial respiration: "Oops...... It hurts me! ”
"Team Zhang, what should we do? They went in again. Seeing the man in sunglasses wake up, his two colleagues immediately surrounded him and helped the man in sunglasses up, but the two arms of the man in sunglasses were still drooping, like swinging.
Standing up, the anger in the man in sunglasses could no longer be controlled, and he yelled loudly: "Call all the people on duty to call me." I don't believe it, I can't cure them of the crime of selling money and prostitutes, and now I can cure them of attacking the police. Grandma's, it hurts me to death, oops! ”
"Team Zhang, I learned a little bone grafting before, you should have a dislocated arm, or I'll help you press it." The security captain said cautiously. He has long heard of this Captain Zhang, who is an old man in the city bureau, the chief of the Criminal Investigation Section, and a strong contender for the next deputy director, because the current deputy director will retire in about half a year, and Captain Zhang is actively preparing to compete for the position of deputy director.
When Captain Zhang's two colleagues heard his order, they hurriedly took out their mobile phones and began to make calls, and after a while, after the two of them finished calling, they came to the man in sunglasses and replied: "Captain, most of the people in our section will be in place in a while, and they will all listen to the command of the section chief." ”
"Good! Well done! Captain Zhang nodded with satisfaction, it seems that his prestige is still quite high, so many brothers are very supportive, thinking of this, the man in sunglasses looked at the direction of the door with cold eyes, and sneered in his heart: "Hmph, Liu Fei, you wait, today I Zhang Tiancheng is not good for you, and I am also sorry for the beating I received, Mr. He promised me that as long as you can make you miserable, not only will you give me 1 million benefits, but also help me to move, compete for the position of deputy director, and directly promote from the department level to the deputy department level." What reason do you think I have to dismantle you! ”
"Oops, it hurts me! Whoever is that, if you pick him up for me, I won't go to the hospital, I'm going to take a good look at Liu Fei here today, and if I don't fix him today, I really won't leave. Zhang Tiancheng said to the security captain.
The security captain hurriedly nodded and walked over, holding down Zhang Tiancheng's arm and pushing it up, he heard Zhang Tiancheng's scream, and he sweated profusely, and then the security captain's hand trembled and didn't connect.
was so angry that Zhang Tiancheng kicked over: "Will you fucking pick it up, do you want to hurt me?" ”
The security captain took a look, and said in his heart that today, buddy, I am going to memorize the words, and I want to be a waiter, but I was called here, and I wanted to shoot a team of Zhang's ass, but I ended up slapping the horse's leg. However, the security captain's strongest point is his thick skin, and he quickly apologized: "I'm sorry, Team Zhang, I was a little nervous just now, I'm here to pick it up." I promise to be able to pick it up, I used to be the veterinarian of our company, and I never made a mistake in giving pigs, cows or other bones! ”
"I'm grass, have you taken it from someone, don't you want to practice with me?" When Zhang Tiancheng heard that the security captain was a veterinarian, he was a little anxious.
The security captain hurriedly said: "Take it, take it, take a lot!" ”
"Then you take it!"
By the time the security captain took Zhang Tiancheng's arm, there were already 3 police cars outside the hotel, and more than a dozen policemen rushed out of the hotel.