Friends parted
Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info "I have heard that the two ghosts of Baishan are invincible in the northwest, why are you afraid of being invited to help the fat and thin brothers today?" A man with a long tail said
I saw a man and a woman on the high platform very strange, the woman half-covered her clothes and said: "Oh, it's the demon brother, come here, come to my sister to see if it's long" The man said with a little blood on the corner of his mouth: "What are you doing?" Get dressed, demon, go back and tell the thin man that we're going to leave immediately, and I'll say in the middle of the day."
The long-tailed man nodded and said, "I hope Senior Li doesn't break his promise, otherwise the thin man will have to do something sorry for his brother."
After hearing this, the two ghosts of Baishan hurriedly touched their stomachs and said: "I will never break my promise this time" After saying that, he got up and dressed, and the long-tailed man said: "Then the little brother will retire first, and I will help the fat and thin brother to set up an ambush" Then he turned around and left the cave
The woman said, "Old man Li, how can we get rid of this heart-eating worm?" ”
The man said, "Alas, don't worry about so much, let's do what the thin man tells me first!" I'll find a way to get the worms in our bodies," the woman reluctantly got dressed and went to the ground, and said, "Let's go?" ”
The man nodded, and the woman clasped his hands together and disappeared in place
Chen Ding prepared things and said to Shenbu: "Lord Shenbu, I'm leaving, I have a chance to meet again in the future!" ”
Shen Bu pulled Chen Ding and said: "In the future, use your special abilities less, otherwise you will be very sad in the tenth year"
Chen Ding was stunned and said, "Do you know my ability? ”
"Alas, I just think that you have ten years left to live as I told you last night, cherish it, and your special abilities are to be repaid with your life blessings in ten years, but once you are overdrawn, you will be full of pain and death in these ten years, I hope you know yourself" Shen Bu whispered to Chen Ding
Chen Ding nodded stunned and said, "Is there a solution?" ”
Shenbu shook his head and said: "This is also a forbidden technique that I just discovered As for the solution, I haven't studied it yet, but you can't be too greedy and snatch you out of the Yama Palace, you still want to have supernatural abilities?" ”
Chen Ding smiled and said: "There is a saying in the world: if you don't die, there will be a blessing in the future."
Shen Bu said: "There is another sentence I don't know if you have remembered: people's hearts are not enough to swallow elephants"
Chen Ding nodded and smiled: "By the way, Shenbu, I will tell you something?"
Shen Bu saw Chen Ding's embarrassed look and said, "Say it! What's up? ”
Chen Ding said: "Do you accept disciples? ”
Shen Bu was stunned for a moment and said, "No, you want to worship under my door."
Chen Ding was stunned for a moment and said: "Hehe, are you kidding, that my daughter wants to worship under you, you see that now you have nothing to do in the northwest border officials, it is better to accept a disciple to teach divination and gossip."
Before Chen Ding finished speaking, Shen Bu waved his hand and said: "Brother Chen Ding, it's really not that the old man doesn't want to accept your daughter, it's just that the northwest has a lot of climate change in the morning and cold in the evening, and you let your daughter follow me to learn the art of divination, it's really inappropriate, and the art of divination is generally grabbed by a doll, and generally at the age of four or five to start opening the sky, and being influenced by the aura, so that you can be guided by the gods in the future divination."
Chen Ding was stunned and thought: Then forget it, after all, this old life is only for others, and I am afraid that it is a little unreasonable to force others to beg; Chen Ding sighed and said: "Okay, since that's the case, then I'll go, and I bought you two horses, pull the cart for you, the money has been paid, I'll go" said Chen Ding's legs clamped, ready to go on the road
The shopkeeper hurriedly ran out, followed by this new Xiaoer, and the shopkeeper stopped Chen Ding and said: "Don't worry, go, give it, this is horse meat, let you eat it on the way"
Chen Ding took a small piece of horse meat and said, "It's so small? Are you too embarrassed to show your hand? ”
I saw the shopkeeper close to Chen Ding Sai gave Chen Ding a big bag of things, and the shopkeeper said: "Hey, I see that you are a Mongolian nobleman in this outfit, how to introduce me to the stall, let me go to your Mongolian inn!" ”
Chen Ding took the bag of things, checked it and said: "This fast horse meat is still bigger, okay, but I'm not from Mongolia, I'm from the Central Plains Holy Domain, as for the stall, I'll show you a little bit, I will send someone to inform you if there is news, how"
The shopkeeper couldn't close his mouth with joy, Chen Ding looked at the guy behind the shopkeeper and said: "I said that your kid is faster to change the second child than to change the wife, why is the little two?" ”
The shopkeeper waved his hand and said: "Eighty percent of that kid is because he thinks I give me little salary, so he secretly ran away."
Chen Ding smiled and said: "You businessmen, that's it, squeezing the wages of the workers, and in the end no one works, see what you do."
"Hey! Hurry up and go" Zana roared, Chen Ding said to the shopkeeper: "You can take care, I'll go" After that, a burst of sand and dust rose, and everyone rode away
"I'm going to pee", "Ahh
Queen Bee stretched her waist and came over and scolded: "It's really a lazy person who has a lot of and pee, it's okay to bear with it, and Chen Ding will be back in a while"
The mad dragon held his urine and said, "I can still bear this thing, what should I do if I suffocate it?" ”
Queen Bee said, "Hey, when it's time for the real battle, you feel like you can still let the opponent wait, and then you can continue the duel when you settle the matter?" You're not kidding me! ”
The dragon sweated and said, "But it's not a battle now!" Please."
Chenxiong also opened his eyes and said, "Me too, please, let's solve the matter first!" ”
Queen Bee looked at everyone helplessly and said, "That... Okay, I'll get you a bucket, how about you figure it out yourself? ”
Chen Xiong yelled, "Why are you like this" Queen Bee spread her hands and said, "Anyway, you are all outlaws, and everyone is not bad at kung fu and martial arts, what if I let you go and attack me?" ”
Suddenly, a person patted the queen bee on the shoulder, the queen bee turned around, "whoosh" "poof" The queen bee lit up a pillar of blood and flew towards the back, and the queen bee said: "How is it possible, my sleepy insect obviously let you sleep until nearly noon in the morning, how can this be?" ”
It was none other than Zuo Yunqiu who attacked the queen bee, Zuo Yunqiu took up martial arts, and the surrounding branches rustled "click" A few branches broke off and "swished" to the other six people's ropes, the ropes of the six people were broken, and the six people said happily: "Thank you, big brother" and hurriedly ran to the thatched house
Zuo Yunqiu looked at the people running towards the thatched house and sighed: "I wouldn't have saved them if I had known."
The queen bee stood up and dodged the branches and said, "What's the matter?" Your martial arts have also recovered? ”
Zuo Yunqiu smiled and said, "It seems that your Gu technique is nothing more than that, since this is the case, then I will perform it for you next!" After that, he picked up a branch on the ground, and the entire branch of the martial arts suddenly flashed red, and the queen bee was shocked and said: "Quick knife Zuo Yunqiu, you wait first" After that, he hurriedly summoned a large group of bees, Zuo Yunqiu "Woo Woo" actually killed a lot of bees with a branch, but when Zuo Yunqiu killed the swarm of bees, the queen bee was actually gone
Zuo Yunqiu hurriedly released his martial energy to feel the changes around him, the flowers next to the "rustle" toilet were moving, and Zuo Yunqiu muttered: "Did you really go to the toilet?" ”
Zuo Yunqiu "whoosh" threw the branch to the place where the flowers came, and suddenly there was a pig-like cry, and a head poked out of the flowers, and that head was one of the six people, Zuo Yunqiu looked at it and said: "How can you ...... in the flowers?"
The man said: "I really can't hold it back, Chen Xiong shamelessly threw me out of the thatched house, and went on my own, I have no place, so I ......"
Zuo Yunqiu waved his hand and said, "Cleaned up"
"Hmph, there's still time to care about others?" A sentence sounded behind Zuo Yunqiu, Zuo Yunqiu swept back with one hand, the queen bee bent down to dodge, the queen bee lifted her lower legs, and Zuo Yunqiu kicked in the middle, Zuo Yunqiu was caught off guard and was about to fall backwards, the queen bee supported the ground with one foot again, and kicked Zuo Yunqiu's waist with the other foot, Zuo Yunqiu flew up, the queen bee jumped up, and pressed a foot towards Zuo Yunqiu's abdomen, Zuo Yunqiu was helpless in the air, and he was kicked alive, Zuo Yunqiu fell to the ground, and the queen bee took out a bug from his pocket and put it in Zuo Yunqiu's nostrils. Zuo Yunqiu was inhaling a lot and suddenly felt a foreign object enter his nose, and hurriedly sat up
The queen bee said: "Now your martial arts are gone, hehe, look down at me, this time you estimate that you will not be able to use martial arts within ten days and half a month, as for the other six people, you can rest assured, they will accompany you in a while" After that, the queen bee continued to tie Zuo Yunqiu with a rope, and then walked to the place of the thatched house, took out a few Curt's blind insects from his pocket and threw them in, only to hear the thatched house shouting: "What is this" Someone knocked on the door of the thatched house, but it was in vain, because the door was moved by the queen bee and glued up with sticky worms, In addition to opening the door by fire, the only other way is to break down the latrine and escape from above or below
As for why the sticky insects are so strong, it is because these armyworms can become dozens in just a few seconds when they are placed in one place, and these armyworms are connected to each other, and when they appear in a certain number, they will devour each other to maintain their own growth, and then maintain a certain number, but these insects are afraid of fire, even a small spark can eliminate a large area
After a while, the people in the thatched hut shouted: "Trample on them" and then only heard the human voice: "Damn it, why is there so much juice, it's all cheap to my hands" "Me too"
Queen Bee smiled and said: "Then it's time to sleep" Queen Bee suddenly thought that there was another person in the grass, and hurriedly ran to the grass, only to see that in addition to a piece of things in the grass, there was no other person, Queen Bee was shocked and said: "Oh no" Then looked at the place where Zuo Yunqiu was tied, except for the rope on the ground, the people were gone, the queen bee cleaned up the sticky worms at the door, rushed into the toilet and tied the five people to the pillar, the queen bee muttered: "Look at you, they don't save them, once you wake them up, hum, the chaotic Gu I gave them will have an attack, Then they will attack the first person they see."
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