Two days later, the third day after the foreign tea, the weather was sunny and cloudless, and it was suitable for funeral matters. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Everyone gathered around the ancestral grave of the Ren family, and a large number of young strong men were helping to dig the soil.

As soon as Ren Tingting saw Chen Jie, she ran over and took Chen Jie's hand, chatting about certain topics.

Qiusheng and Wencai were chatting boringly on the side, and at the same time, their eyes were looking at the two people talking over there from time to time.

It turned out that after that day, Chen Jie told Uncle Jiu, Wen Cai and Qiu Sheng about the marriage, and several people knew about it, Wen Cai was a little sullen, but he didn't say anything, after all, he also knew that he was not worthy of Ren Tingting, so he had to silently bless the two.

Of course, now Wencai and Qiusheng are talking about Chen Jie's small complaints about the opposite sex and inhumanity in this public.

At the same time, Ren Tingting's cousin Ah Wei was also jealous, but he didn't do anything.

Master Ren had already told him before, and his security identity was bought for him by Master Ren, so he didn't dare to disobey Master Ren's words.

At this time, after Master Ren greeted Uncle Jiu, he asked Uncle Jiu, "What does Uncle Jiu think of this tomb?" This was a rare feng shui treasure cave praised by Mr. Feng Shui back then. ”

After saying that, he had a somewhat triumphant expression, and the landlord just liked to show off.

Uncle Nine did not disappoint him, nodded and praised: "Yes, this is indeed a feng shui treasure cave, this is a dragonfly and a water tomb, which cannot be buried flat, but can only be buried legally." I don't know if I'm right? After speaking, he looked at Master Ren.

Master Ren was also a little surprised, nodded and said, "That's right, Mr. Feng Shui did say so back then, you can only be buried by law, not flat." ”

At this time, Wen Cai interjected and said, "What is the master's funeral?" Is it a French funeral? ”

Uncle Nine was almost angry to death, but he didn't expect that he didn't usually read a book, this is the knowledge in the basic introductory knowledge of Maoshan.

Uncle Nine didn't say it directly, but turned his head to look at Qiusheng and said, "Qiusheng, you come here." ”

When Qiusheng heard this, he secretly complained, as a naughty ghost who doesn't like to read, you asked me to answer this didn't make me ugly, so he said: "Master, I don't know, Ajie, do you know? ”

Qiusheng kicked the ball to Chen Jie, and Chen Jie knew that he had to give Uncle Nine a long face at this time, otherwise the three of them would have no good fruit to eat when they went back.

Fortunately, I have unforgettable skills, and I am still a person who has watched the movie, so I quickly replied:

"Master, the legal burial is a vertical burial, the length of the cave is three zhang and four feet and only four feet are available, and the hole is one zhang and three feet are only three feet available, this is the legal burial."

After speaking, Chen Jie looked at Master Ren, and Uncle Jiu's expression was a little better, and he thought in his heart, "Fortunately, there are still people who understand, otherwise you will lose your face..."

When Master Ren heard this, he gave a thumbs up and praised: "Ajie is right, Uncle Nine is really a capable person, and his apprentices are so extraordinary."

At the beginning, Mr. Feng Shui said that if the ancestors are buried vertically, the descendants must be great. ”

Master Ren only praised Chen Jie, after all, it will soon be a family, and it is impossible to praise it too much, as for Wencai and Qiusheng, Master Ren said that he didn't see it, who are you, hum.

Uncle Nine asked rhetorically, "Then I don't know if what Mr. Feng Shui said is right?" ”

Master Ren's expression was a little sneering, "I don't know why, the business has deteriorated over the years, and Mr. Feng Shui said that the coffin should be relocated after 20 years." ”

Uncle Nine snorted, "I see that you have a grudge against this feng shui gentleman, how did you get this tomb back then?" ”

Master Ren hurriedly said: "Back then, my father took a fancy to this land and bought it from Mr. Feng Shui with money. ”

Uncle Nine said disapprerovingly: "It's just a lure, no coercion?" I think you must have coerced, otherwise you wouldn't have done this. ”

Master Ren's face is not very good-looking, and it is not easy to say what happened back then.

Uncle Nine continued: "You sprinkled lime on it, and the coffin didn't get water, how could this be good?

Fortunately, he told you to move the grave in 20 years, and he didn't harm you for 18 generations. ”

After Uncle Nine finished speaking, the soil had already been dug over there, and at this time, Uncle Nine shouted to everyone:

"Everyone, today is the moment when Ren Gongwei will see the light of day again, all those who are 36, 22, 35, and 48 belong to chickens and cattle will turn around and avoid, everyone will tidy up their clothes, avoid it, and open the coffin."

After speaking, the coffin was opened, and at this time, the sky was full of crows, which seemed to symbolize bad omen.

After opening the coffin, I saw that the old lady Ren was dressed neatly in the Qing Dynasty official house, and the body was not rotten, as if he had not been buried for a long time.

Uncle Nine and Chen Jie frowned when they saw it, it seemed to be very troublesome, it was estimated that the corpse had changed.

And Master Ren and Ren Tingting hurriedly knelt down, shouting Dad and Grandpa, no tears could be seen on their faces, after so many years, no matter how deep their feelings were, they would not be able to cry for so long.

Master Ren opened his mouth and asked, "Uncle Nine, can this dragonfly still be used with water?" ”

Uncle Nine shook his head and said, "Dragonfly water must not be in the same position again, this hole has been abolished." ”

Master Ren was also a little disappointed when he heard this, and good acupoints are still rare.

Uncle Nine thought for a while, and decided to persuade Master Ren to burn the corpse, so as not to change in the future, so he said:

"Master Ren, Old Lady Ren's body has not rotted for twenty years, there may be a problem, I suggest that the body be cremated on the spot."

When Master Ren heard this, his head shook like a rattle, he resolutely disagreed, stood up and said:

"No, my father was most afraid of fire when he was alive, he could do anything, but he couldn't be cremated!! Uncle Nine, you can think of another way. ”

Uncle Nine was also very helpless, and Chen Jie didn't want to change the plot at this time, so he didn't open his mouth to persuade him.

Uncle Nine had no choice but to say: "Then carry the coffin to Yizhuang, I will think of a way, and choose another place to bury it." ”

After saying this, everyone began to leave, and the coffin master Ren instructed his subordinates to help carry it to Yizhuang and put it.

Uncle Nine said to Wencai, Qiusheng and Chen Jie, "Later, the three of you will light a plum blossom incense array nearby, and come back and tell me the results of lighting incense."

In addition, put some incense on the surrounding tombs, and the three of you will go your separate ways and come back as soon as possible. ”

After saying that, he shook his head and left, as if he was struggling with how to solve this zombie problem.

Chen Jie listened to it and knew that the next plot was when the female ghost Xiaoyu appeared, how to complete that task - let the female ghost Xiaoyu say the sentence "You are so handsome".

It would be easy if he was in charge of incense around now, but Chen Jie, the merry female ghost, was not interested, so it was better to leave it to Qiusheng.

Chen Jie shook his head and decided not to think about it for the time being, and went back to continue thinking about what to do.

The three of them divided their work, Wen Cai and Chen Jie both lit plum blossom incense arrays around the tomb of the old lady Ren, and Qiusheng put incense on the surrounding graves, and Qiusheng could still hear Qiusheng muttering something from a distance.

Chen Jie could only smile helplessly, telling you to talk too much, you should bear this romantic debt yourself, haha.

After ordering the plum blossom fragrance array, the result is the same as the original plot, and it is really two short and one long.

And Qiusheng in the distance also heard an exclamation, it seems that this guy is destined to be entangled by a female ghost. Chen Jie thought maliciously in his heart.

The three of them ran back to Yizhuang together, and Wen Cai shouted: "The master is not good, it is not good!" ”

When Uncle Nine heard this, his face darkened, I'm fine, this stinky boy really doesn't speak brainily.

However, Uncle Nine still knew the severity, and still asked, "What is the result?" Take the incense and take a look. ”

After speaking, Wen Cai handed the incense to Uncle Jiu, and Chen Jie frowned and said:

"Master, people have three long and two short, two short and one long incense, this incense comes out of the family, there must be someone mourning."

Uncle Nine looked at the incense and didn't speak immediately, groaning in his heart: "It seems that the previous guess was correct, and it is estimated that this result must have something to do with the corpse of Old Lady Ren." ”

Uncle Nine said worriedly: "Hey, it seems that you have to be careful, but..."

Uncle Nine didn't continue, Chen Jie and Qiusheng both knew that Uncle Jiu's words meant that it was difficult to prevent, and maybe there would be dead people at any time.

And Wen Cai didn't understand why the master didn't continue, but still asked his own question: "Master, where will people die?" Is it us here or where? ”

Obviously, Wencai's mind has not yet turned a corner.

Uncle Nine was almost angry to death, and said loudly: "Isn't it the Ren family, is it still here!"

I told you to read more books on a regular basis, and you look at you, and you don't even know about this kind of thing. ”

This angry talk is also because he hates iron and does not make steel, and Wen Cai really broke Uncle Jiu's heart.

After speaking, Uncle Nine immediately ordered: "Prepare paper, pen, ink, swords, and chicken blood immediately." ”

When Wencai wanted to continue to tease, Chen Jie immediately interrupted, "Master, it's yellow paper, ink pen, black ink, kitchen knife, and peach wood sword, right?" ”

Chen Jie is afraid that Wencai will make Uncle Nine angry again, and he doesn't know how long he will delay it later.

And Qiusheng was very witty and never spoke, he knew that he didn't know that he wouldn't be scolded if he didn't speak, this kid was clever and used it in the wrong place...

The three of them hurriedly ran away to prepare things, Chen Jie was also very greedy for this technique, although he also knew what the steps were, but he had never tried to use it before, and it would be easier to comprehend it after watching it once.

When the things were ready, I saw Uncle Jiu stretch one finger into the bowl full of glutinous rice, and with a little finger, a glutinous rice was just stuck to the tip of the index finger.

Then the finger passed over the candle, and the glutinous rice immediately burned.

Then Uncle Nine threw the glutinous rice into the bowl containing chicken blood, poured the black ink into it at the same time, and then covered the gossip mirror, and took the bowl and the mirror vertically into the air, and finally pressed the bowl down gently, and the black ink on the fingertips immediately flowed into the ink fountain below.

Then Uncle Nine instructed: "Flick these ink fountains onto the coffin, and remember not to miss them." ”

After saying that, Uncle Nine walked away and went back to his house, thinking that he was going to look through the classics to find a way.

And when the three of them walked over, Chen Jie suddenly said: "Brother Cai, Qiusheng, I want to take a piece of garlic and stuff it into the mouth of the old lady Ren to see if I can suppress his corpse qi, don't tell the master about this, let's play the ink fountain after stuffing." ”

Wen Cai and Qiu Sheng thought about it for a while and thought it was a little interesting, so they nodded excitedly and said that it was no problem. As for whether they believe it or not, only they know.

So Chen Jie went to the kitchen to get a garlic, and then the three of them worked together to push the coffin away, Chen Jie stepped forward and stuffed the garlic into the mouth of the old lady Ren, and shouted in his heart: "Eat garlic, old Ren, haha~"

Wen Cai and Qiu Sheng next to him were holding back their laughter, as if they didn't expect Chen Jie to be fun-loving, O(∩_∩)O haha~

After stuffing, Chen Jie immediately closed the coffin lid, and then the three of them flicked the ink fountain onto the coffin.

Because Chen Jie reminded him not to miss the bottom, this time even the bottom was bounced, and I don't know how the old lady Ren will come out when the time comes.

After it was done, the three of them separated, Qiusheng went back to her aunt's house, and met the plot of the female ghost Xiaoyu on the way, which is not listed here.

And Chen Jie and Wen Cai both went back to their rooms to sleep, and just after Chen Jie stuffed the garlic in, Xiaolan's mechanical voice was already heard in his ears:

"Congratulations to the host for completing task one: stuff the garlic into the mouth of the old lady Ren, and successfully reward 100 points, the current total points are 320, the host is a stupid second, and you have to continue to work hard~"

Little Blue's naughty voice teased Chen Jie again...