Chapter Seventy-Four: A Vignette
Jiang Wanqin stuck to He Tianyi's body like an octopus, looking up at the mysterious female god of war with adoring eyes, and her tone was full of envy. www.biquge.info"Brother Tianming, you are really my hero, and no one is your opponent!" But how did you do that? I can't see your movements clearly! ”
He Tianyi smiled slightly, waved his hand and said, "This is nothing, I have practiced martial arts for a period of time before, and it is no problem to deal with dozens of gangsters." By the way, girls can also practice martial arts. Not only can you strengthen your body, but you can also protect yourself when you encounter bad guys in the future. ”
"Wow, that's amazing!" Jiang Wanqin's eyes seemed to be full of little stars, and her gaze at He Tianyi became more and more adoring and adoring, and she had completely become the other party's little fan girl.
Just when the two girls were chatting happily, Xiao Wang still fell to the ground and groaned. In addition to the pain, he touched his forehead, and felt that it was slippery, and when he looked closely, his hands were covered with blood, and he couldn't help but be startled.
"Tianyi, I was beaten like this by you!" Xiao Wang cried and howled, "Didn't you say that you were just talking, you have to compensate me for my medical expenses!" ”
"Hey, it's not a big deal for a man to bleed a little, don't you need to cry wolf like this...... Besides, can't you go to your workplace for reimbursement? He Tianyi replied impatiently, he could finally get rid of this troublesome bag. Since you've lost, remember to keep your promise and pack up and go back. Xiaoqin and I still have something to do, so I can't accompany you. ”
"No, I'm not leaving!" Xiao Wang gritted his teeth and shouted. Want him to go? Impossible, he is really unwilling to let go of such a wonderful opportunity to pick up girls. "According to the rules set by God, I should have won just now!"
"Huh? What did you say? I didn't expect this guy to dare to cheat, He Tianyi opened his eyes wide and took a small step forward.
Although he looked very weak on the surface, He Tianyi had a strong aura on his body, which frightened Xiao Wang to retreat again and again. But he was still not convinced, and plucked up the courage to shout: "It's what you just said, as long as I touch you, then I win!" ”
"But you didn't touch me."
"I ran into it!" Under the girl's threatening gaze, Xiao Wang explained tremblingly, "Didn't you flick my forehead with your hand?" According to Newtonian mechanics, the force acts reciprocally, and since you touch my body, it means that I touch your body - so if I touch you, I win. ”
"You're playing tricks!" Jiang Wanqin was so angry that she couldn't speak, she didn't want to be used as a bet to lose to this man, absolutely not!
"Haha, you're really good at arguing with words, but I will never give Xiaoqin to you." He Tianyi said with a smile and moved his shoulder joint. "Since you're not convinced, why don't we fight again and see who wins next?"
Xiao Wang was so frightened that he trembled, he had been beaten out of the psychological shadow just now, and if he did it again, he would definitely be pressed to the ground and beaten by her. But he really didn't want to go back like this, you must know that in order to accompany these two beauties, he worked hard and said many good things in front of the director, so he got this opportunity to come to Guangzhou on a business trip from the unit, how could he give up?
"Forget about girlfriends, but friends, Tianyi is such a kind girl as you, you can't drive me away, right?" Xiao Wang pleaded pitifully, "I have no place to live in Guangzhou, if you drive me away, I will have to sleep on the streets, maybe tomorrow's news headlines will be the news of a man freezing to death on the street...... Can you bear to see me die on the streets? Could you please take me in like a stray dog......"
If he has no place to live, of course, he is made up randomly, how can he not have a dormitory allocated by the unit? But in order to stay with the goddess, this kid also worked hard and had a dead face. I have to say that if you are at the level of brazenness, he can be regarded as the first in the world. At least a thin-skinned man like Hong Guangkun would definitely not be able to say such scoundrel words.
But then again, pickled girls do need to be so cheeky......
Seeing Xiao Wang's pitiful and miserable appearance, with blood on his face, the two girls were embarrassed to drive him away again, so they had to acquiesce to him staying. However, He Tianyi warned him first: "Hey, it's okay to stay, but you are not allowed to do anything to Xiaoqin, otherwise it will be up to the old lady to clean you up!" ”
"Definitely, definitely!" Xiao Wang nodded his head like a chicken pecking rice, happy like a child. It's good to be able to be by the goddess's side, he knows that picking up girls needs a chance, and paying attention to a matter of course. As long as time passes, there will still be opportunities.
Since he reconciled with the two beauties, Xiao Wang's dog face became faster than turning a book, and he immediately showed a flattering look, serving the two of them before and after the saddle, serving them tea and pouring water (although they didn't want it). All in all, he seems to have forgotten all the unpleasantness just now, as if nothing had happened before, and he is still the naughty ghost who likes to stammer girls.
"I'm so hungry, let's go to the snack street outside." After settling his luggage, He Tianyi found that his stomach began to growl. They hadn't eaten anything all the way, and they were all hungry by now.
"Okay, okay, I'm going to find some delicious restaurants nearby, please come with me!" Xiao Wang hurriedly said, ran over and opened the door, not letting go of any opportunity to show himself.
Jiang Wanqin smiled and said slowly, "Don't worry, I just called my cousin, and he is rushing here." My cousin is a local who works in Guangzhou, and he will be in charge of hosting us. ”
Since there is a landlord to treat, it is much more convenient. But I didn't expect Jiang Wanqin to have a cousin who works in Guangzhou, this girl is really powerful and knows people from all over the world. He Tianyi asked with some curiosity, "Your cousin?" Will he go to Comic Con with you too? ”
"Well, my cousin is also a two-dimensional person, likes anime and games, and especially likes to play LOL, which is commonly known as League of Legends." Jiang Wanqin said with a smile, "I'm a little embarrassed to say it, he's an otaku, he's such a big person, and he doesn't have a girlfriend yet." Brother Tianming, you have to be careful, you are so beautiful, he will definitely take a fancy to you. ”
Otaku? LOL? He Tianyi couldn't help but smile knowingly, it turned out that this man was the same as his past self. Think about He Tianming in the past, he was also addicted to anime games every day and was reluctant to go out to meet people, so he couldn't find a girlfriend. Alas, it seems that this cousin and his past self are both fallen people from the end of the world!
Before he could recover from his memories, Xiao Wang's voice sounded in He Tianyi's ears. "What? Did I hear me right, your cousin likes to play LOL? ”
"Why, do you like to play too?" Jiang Wanqin asked curiously.
"I don't play low-level games, I like to play Dota. A mentally retarded game like LOL is completely plagiarized from Dota, and only elementary school students and silly forks like to play. Xiao Wang's nostrils were facing the sky, and his tone was full of disdain. Tianyi, don't you say? ”
"I like LOL very much, and it's a LOL streamer." He Tianyi replied with a dark face.
Xiao Wang's face turned pale suddenly, and his intestines turned blue with regret, and he hurriedly changed his words and said: "I was joking just now, in fact, LOL is a very fun game, my cousin likes to play very much, and I have always wanted to learn ...... Yes, yes, I like League of Legends the most, long live Ma Huateng! China LOL come on! ”