Chapter 11 It was decided that we would celebrate our birthday together today
Chapter 11 decided that we would celebrate our birthday together today
"Ahem, ahem!! Audition, audition. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info everyone can hear it! ”
I didn't hear it when I was asleep, and I wondered how the usual lazy admiral's voice could appear on the radio of the town guard's mansion, and of course, the miserable sister-in-law was complaining about her admiral.
"So, get up~~bed~~~~~~~" A shrill voice came from the radio.
"I believe that everyone has heard my heavenly voice, and has come to his senses like an initiation."
"Now for the official announcement."
"Good morning, everyone, beautiful and lovely ship girls! Today is June 1, XXXX, and I am your Admiral Chang Fei. ”
"Welcome to the first episode of "Admiral Network", today's main content is as follows."
"After the study and decision of the commander of the No. 76 town guard office, all outings are canceled today, including expeditions, expeditions, exercises, guard patrols, etc. In this regard, the ship girls have expressed their emotional stability. ”
"Today will be held the first session of the Ship Niang Congress, all the Ship Niang should be in accordance with the law before nine o'clock in the morning in the auditorium gathered, late arrival, will be registered in accordance with the law in the Governor's "Papapa" small book, specific punishment measures will be formulated and implemented by Chang Fei Governor personally, I hope that the majority of the Ship's Niang abide by the law, and strive not to be "Papapa". ”
That's the end of today's content, thank you for listening! Good night! ”
"Bang~" Hearing Chang Fei's good night greeting, Chang Fei woke up the Prince of Wales in pajamas, with green tendons on his head, and even the water cup he picked up was pinched, thinking that he must let the Admiral know how my title of "big brother" came about.
Chang Fei, who had finished the broadcast, turned around and saw the head maid standing on the side.
"My lord, please wash up!" The head maid said to Chang Fei with toiletries.
Accepting the care of prestige, Chang Fei felt that sooner or later he would become a salted fish who didn't even bother to turn over noodles.
Chang Fei, who was rejuvenated, looked at the prestige who was sorting things out and asked evilly, "My little maid, how about calling me "master" again tonight?" Roar or not! ”
Hearing the word "master", his reputation was immediately ashamed, and he ran out with something as if he was running away, ignoring even the appearance that he usually paid the most attention to, as if he was not a man-eating beast. Actually, it's true, it's just a different way of eating.
Looking at the prestige of running away like the previous time, Chang Fei wondered in his heart, isn't it just the difference between a piece of clothing, and this dress is still something I desperately kept. As for the others, at most add a difference between standing and lying postures, as for the reaction, it is so big, hum. Stupid maid!
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Auditorium.
Chang Fei stood on the stage, looking at the warblers and Yanyan below, and the front were the Seven Giants, Black Tea, Maid, Big Brother, Mrs., Sister-in-law, Persian Cat, and Eater. As for the daughter who was originally wiping the side, she was messing around with a group of elementary school students all day long like now, losing the face of the big sister of the battle, and was automatically demoted to the point of fifth grade.
In the back are the silly Eugen Eugene, the chicken leg burger and so on, and then the light patrol and the schoolboys. Oh! And a fish.
Looking at Chang Fei in the first row is a little strange, because in addition to the elegant black tea, the Persian cat sitting upright, and the obvious fugue drooling eater. Four of the rest of the Seven looked wrong, and the maid said it was because of her own harassment (you finally admit it!). The eldest brother with a murderous face inexplicably, and the wife, who was fine in the morning, are now looking at themselves with a smile (blackened), and the two exude a dangerous aura, which makes Chang Fei's calves tremble a little. Even her sister-in-law, who hadn't settled accounts with her yesterday, looked at her angrily. Hey! There's something wrong with you. Chang Fei wrote down a note for his sister-in-law in the small book in his heart. Thinking that the day when I make up a "positive" word will be when you can't get out of bed.
Needless to say, the eldest brother and sister-in-law can only blame her for being careless, because Saratoga wanted to "shout" Chang Fei to get up this morning, and by the way, she wanted to pretend to be pitiful and ask her brother-in-law to forgive her for being angry with Chang Fei because she felt sorry for her sister, so Saratoga came to Chang Fei's bedroom at almost seven o'clock as usual. But what! It was the same person's bedroom, and it was Mrs. Lexington who was lying on the bed today.
So Lexington just looked at his sister and snuck into the bedroom, with his head down (brewing emotions and squeezing some tears.) Throwing off his shoes and taking off his clothes and underwear, wearing only stockings naked, naked and burrowing into the same naked, naked Lexington's bed.
If Chang Fei is here, in addition to sighing at the fragrant picture, he will definitely complain about the sister-in-law, aren't you an aircraft carrier, what about your reconnaissance plane? Where's your claim value? No, before you take off your clothes, take a look at who you're talking about in bed, can't you? Stupid sister-in-law!
"Admiral, yesterday I was..."Just as Saratoga, who was hazy with tears in her eyes, was about to tempt Chang Fei, she looked up and saw a scene similar to looking in the mirror every day, the scene was very embarrassing for a while, and the sister-in-law who reacted was scared away! Ready to run.
Lexington grabbed his sister who wanted to run. Gritted his teeth and smiled and said, "Come on, come on, my good sister, come and talk to my sister!" ”
After that, it will not be described, just caught in bed! Hey~ It's really a human tragedy.
Although I don't know why, I know that the majestic sense of crisis makes Chang Fei have no choice but to fight for the hope that he can see the sun tomorrow.
Chang Fei, who made up his mind, stabilized his trembling legs and asked, "Today is June 1st, does anyone know what day it is?" ”
The Z16 in the back rows immediately raised their white and tender little hands and shouted, "I know!" Admiral, I know! ”
Chang Fei looked at Z16 and remembered today's Z16, smiled and stretched out his hand to ask Z16 to answer, but Chang Fei forgot that Z16 is no longer a soft and cute Z16, but an "adult".
"Today is the anniversary of my love with the Admiral, and it was the first time that the Admiral took away a child on this day last year!"
"That's right! Today is..."Chang Fei, who reacted, suddenly possessed the Uchiha, one eye swept the darker face in front of him, and the other eye cast a powerful illusion on Andrea, who was sitting in the back of the Z16 side, the eye gesture. Sure enough, Andrea, who was deeply loved by her father, stood up and covered the mouth of Z16, who was often not dead.
"It's....it's the first anniversary of the establishment of the new No. 76 Town Guard House! Everyone applauds! Chang Fei's back was already covered with cold sweat, and he glanced at the struggling Z16, thinking if you could add the word "expedition".
Only then did the applauding crowd understand why their admiral was so excited early this morning. I forgave myself for waking him up.
Even the Prince of Wales forgave his "little brother" a little, but a few bottles of good wine could not escape.
As for Lexington, who was the most resentful, he also understood that it was not good to see blood on this happy day in the custom of the Admiral, so he would waive the death penalty and break the third leg instead! Wrong! It seems that those who suffer losses also have their own. So what to do?
"Every human being has a birthday, just like your dive..." Chang Fei, who said smoothly, frowned, and the conversation changed.
"So, I decided that June 1st of each year in the future will be the birthday of everyone in our town guard mansion, including me and the ship's mother who will come in the future."
"So the town guard is going to celebrate our birthday with us today!"
"Birthday?" "What's that?" "Do you have anything to eat for your birthday"....
The same question also echoed in the hearts of the seven giants in the front row, birthdays, they had only heard of birthdays, and they had never seen the admirals who were human beings celebrate their birthdays.
"Everyone's task today is to do it!"
"Eat!" Chicheng stood up!
"Drink!" The Prince of Wales stood up!
"Play" schoolchildren stood up!
"Fun!" It's rare to see the Admiral so happy today, and everyone stands up!
"And there's a big surprise before noon today!"
"So I declare the first rule of the day!"
"That's why everyone has to wear a swimsuit today!!!" Often not hoarse and exhausted shouts.
"Perverted!" "Scumbag!" "Admiral!" "Okay! My dear! ”….