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Qin Xiaorou said angrily: "What are you laughing at? Go boil some water, I'm thirsty. Ni Hao looked at her, got up and went over, took out two bottles of green tea from the bedside table, and handed one to Qin Xiaorou, Qin Xiaorou smiled, and took it and put it on the coffee table.

Ni Hao sat down, opened another bottle, and took a sip.

Qin Xiaorou looked at him: "But tonight's matter, you can't do it alone, you have a helper, give you help to cover." Ni Hao grinned: "Really? Who says I can't do it alone? Qin Xiaorou smiled slightly: "I'm surprised, as far as I know, you and Li Jie only met today, why do you trust her so much, and why will she help you?" Ni Hao said with a smile: "Young Master Ben is handsome and silly, graceful, she is fascinated by me." Qin Xiaorou smiled: "Phew, don't put gold on your face, I can only see the same thing you said, Merry, you are a flowery little devil, a merry little devil!" ”

Ni Hao laughed, Qin Xiaorou also giggled, and the atmosphere eased a lot.

Qin Xiaorou smiled: "It's time for you to speak." "Ni Hao blinked: 'Don't you know everything, what else do you say?' Qin Xiaorou said angrily: "Say I don't know." Why are you pretending to have amnesia and lose your mind? Ni Hao shook his head: "I have nothing to say. Qin Xiaorou feigned anger and said: "If you don't say it, if you don't say it, I won't leave tonight." ”

Ni Hao laughed: "What? Do you want to learn from the fox fairy, seduce me, a beautiful son, and sleep with me tonight? Qin Xiaorou flew into the face, slapped his face with one palm, Ni Hao reached out and grabbed her wrist, Qin Xiaorou hit him with another palm, and Ni Hao reached out to grab it again.

Qin Xiaoroujiao shouted: "Let go, you stinky rascal!" Ni Hao grinned: "I'll tell you, my amnesia is not pretending, I can't remember anything about the past, I can't remember anything." They all said that I used to be a big badass, idle, unprofessional, and lustful. Now I suddenly feel like I'm about to regain my memory, because my nature has relapsed, and I'm ready to accept your kindness and have a good night tonight. Qin Xiaorou bit her lip: "You dare?" Grandma tore you apart! Ni Hao laughed: "I'm a bad person, what don't I dare?" Qin Xiaorou stared at him viciously.

Ni Hao smiled, let go of his hand, picked up the green tea and took a sip, and said with a smile: "Aren't you thirsty, why don't you drink it?" Qin Xiaorou said hatefully: "I don't dare to drink it, you big villain, I'm afraid that you will be drugged in it." Ni Hao laughed: "Coward, love to drink or not, the dog bites Lu Dongbin, he doesn't know the hearts of good people, and he deserves to die of thirst." Qin Xiaorou said angrily: "What did you say? Whoever is a dog, you are a dog, vicious dog, mad dog! Ni Hao came up to her, grinning with his teeth bared and his mouth wide open, making a biting gesture. Qin Xiaorou's face turned red, and a palm slapped him on the face, a red palm print appeared on Ni Hao's face, Ni Hao didn't hum, reached out to touch his face, and said with a smile: "Hitting is kissing, scolding is love, it's strange if you don't beat or scold, it's the most difficult to accept the grace of beauty." He grinned, turned his head, and leaned the other half of his face over: "Do you want to come again?" ”

Qin Xiaorou looked at him with a bad look, and sneered: "You are a scoundrel, a villain, a cheap!" ”

Ni Hao turned around and sat down, and said with a smile: "I'm really sleepy, please, you can leave quickly, let me sleep well." Qin Xiaorou opened the green tea, took a sip, and said with a leisurely smile: "Don't worry, if you don't say it, I won't leave." Ni Hao had a bitter face: "Good sister, aunt, I don't know where to start." I haven't closed my eyes since last night. You wait for me to sleep well tonight, sort out my thoughts, clean up my mood, brew my emotions, and tell you all tomorrow, will it be successful? Qin Xiaorou couldn't hold back a laugh, pulled up her face and said, "No, I want you to say it now." Otherwise, I don't know what kind of story you will make up, give me a fantasy, one thousand and one nights, three hundred and sixty-five nights, fairy tales, hmph, I'm not that stupid. Ni Hao smiled bitterly: "Sister, you are a policeman, let's not bring this, fatigue interrogation, confession is not credible." Qin Xiaorou snorted. Ni Hao pointed to his forehead: "Look, my head is injured, my brain is not bright, and I can't think of anything." Qin Xiaorou stretched out her finger and flicked it on his forehead, and Ni Hao groaned: "What are you doing?" Falling into the well, making matters worse, without a little sympathy. Qin Xiaorou smiled and said, "You deserve it, you brought it all on yourself." You said you, you have used your iron head skills to knock that Japanese man to pieces, but you are afraid that we will come back and find that your forehead is red and swollen, in order to hide the truth, you deliberately pretend to wrestle, and hit your dog's head on the door and wall, can it not hurt? Hmph, you deserve it, you don't want to live, you deserve to die! Ni Hao made a bitter face, covered his forehead, and moaned constantly, getting louder and louder.

Qin Xiaorou bit her lip and said: "Okay, seeing that you are so painful, I will send a kindness, let you go for the time being, tomorrow you have to explain honestly, you are not allowed to make up nonsense, and run the train with your mouth full." ”

Ni Hao nodded again and again: "Uh-huh, yes, yes, okay." ”

Qin Xiaorou took a sip of green tea and looked at Ni Hao with a smile. Ni Hao smiled: "What are you looking at? Aren't you leaving? Qin Xiaorou got up, walked over, lay on the bed, and closed her eyes. Ni Hao was stunned, rolled his eyes, and said with a smile: "Beauty, you can't really be a fox fairy, right?" Do you really want to sleep with me? Qin Xiaorou opened her eyes, her face turned crimson, and said, "Phew, you're so beautiful, get out!" From now on, this room has been requisitioned by the police, and you can go as you like. My aunt and grandmother slept here tonight. Ni Hao was stunned and said with a wry smile: "You sleep here, where do I sleep?" Qin Xiaorou said: "Then I don't care, first, you can go to sleep next door, as far as I know, your sister's room next door and your two companions' rooms are empty; Second, you can go out and stroll in the corridor for the night without sleeping, and ......third, "Shut up." Ni Hao said: "What about the third? Qin Xiaorou bit her lip and said, "Third, you can also stay here and be a flower messenger for me, if you are really sleepy, you will be able to lay a floor." ”

Ni Hao opened his mouth wide, stunned on the ground, speechless.

Qin Xiaorou glanced at him and said with a leisurely smile: "Fool, I really can't do it, I have no choice." Of course, as a people's policeman, it's not right for me to disturb the people, but now it's the middle of the night, I'm such a big beauty, how unsafe it is to go home alone, can you bear it? Are you reassured? ”

Ni Hao's mouth felt like a big walnut had been stuffed, and he couldn't make a sound. Qin Xiaorou looked at him with a smile. Ni Hao turned around and left.

Qin Xiaorou shouted, "Figured it out? Got it in mind? ”

Ni Hao didn't look back, and spit out two words: "You won, goodbye." ”