Chapter 6 Left and Right

Suddenly, I heard a noise at the door, and a bodyguard came in and said, "Mr. Shao, those two boys are here, and they have to see you." As www.biquge.info he was talking, two young men rushed in, and when they saw Ni Hao, they knelt on the ground and shouted, "Young Master! I saw that both of them were wrapped in gauze on their heads and bandages on their arms.

The bodyguard shouted: "Call the young president!" The two said in unison: "Mr. Shao." Ni Hao's headache decreased slightly, and he said to Xia Ziyun: "Help me up." Xia Ziyun helped him sit up and leaned against the head of the bed. Ni Hao said: "Who are you?" The two of them glanced at each other, their faces changed greatly, and one said, "It's all useless to us, causing the young master to suffer this great disaster." One said: "Young master, young president, don't you remember us?" Ni Hao Zou frowned and said, "You are those two bodyguards?" The two said happily: "Young master, do you think of us?" Ni Hao shook his head: "I can't think of anything." Rise up first. The two said in unison: "Mr. Shao, if you don't forgive us, we won't get up." Ni Hao snorted: "Get up, there is gold under the man's knees, how can he say that he kneels and kneels?" Remember, a dignified man, he kneels three times in his life: kneeling to the sky and kneeling to his parents, in addition, he is the king of heaven, and he doesn't want us to bend our knees. You guys are so unproductive, how can you mess with me in the future?" The two were overjoyed: "Mr. Shao, do you want us to follow you?" Ni Hao smiled: "Don't follow me, do you still want to follow others?" I want to see which one of those who don't have long eyes dares to rob me of a bodyguard. Get up. The two stood up, their faces beaming with joy.

Ni Hao said, "What's your name?" One of the shorter ones said: "It's all because we're useless, and we always have amnesia because of the little harm." I'm Chao Qian, he's the queen, Mr. Shao, don't you remember anything about it? You gave us this name. Ni Hao frowned and said, "Towards the rear?" Chao Qian said: "Young master, my surname is Chao, you call me Chao Qian, his surname is Wang, you call him Queen." Xia Ziyun listened to it interestingly, couldn't help laughing, looked at Ni Hao and said: "I can't see it, you are really creative, you are so talented, you are not a writer, director, screenwriter or anything." Ni Hao also smiled.

The queen said: "Mr. Shao, you said that in the past, Yue Fei, the great hero of the Song Dynasty, Yue Wumu had two loyal guards around him. The young master wants to learn from Yue Fei and wants us to be your front and rear guards. One of them was in front of the horse and the other behind the horse, and I forgot what their names were. Ni Hao smiled: "Zhang Bao in front of the horse, Wang Heng in the back of the horse." Chao Qian looked adoring: "Mr. Shao, although you have amnesia, your culture is still so high, and your knowledge is still so good." The queen's face was full of admiration: "Young is always a star in the sky, the culture is naturally high, and the knowledge is naturally good." Xia Ziyun snorted: "A pair of sycophants! Ni Hao smiled: "Tell the truth, tell the truth, I love to listen." I remember a great man of the ages who said that the eyes of the masses are bright. Xia Ziyun made a disgusting appearance and said with a smile: "I really can't stand you, narcissistic, perverted!" ”

Ni Hao said to the bodyguard who was standing, "Then what's your name?" The bodyguard smiled and said: "Mr. Shao, my name is Xiang Zuo, and the person who went to eat just now is called Qu You, and the names of the two of us are also your names." The young master always said that the two of us are your right-hand men, the left and right protectors. Chao Qian smiled and said: "The queen and I are your front and back, hum the second general, the front and back guards." Ni Hao muttered: "The queen and queen of Chao bend to the left and right, front and back, left and right? Is that the name I gave you?"

Xia Ziyun couldn't hold back any longer, bent down with a smile, and covered her chest: "What is this, funny, it's so funny, it's laughing to death." Xiang Zuo and the former queen looked embarrassed. Ni Hao said seriously: "It seems that Mr. Ben Shao was really a talent in the past. Xia Ziyun smiled: "It's a talent, not a waste of firewood." Ni Hao smiled: "Beauty is not only beautiful, but also rare to have such a vision." By the way, you covered your chest just now, Dong Shi Xiaofeng looked so good. When these words came out, Xiang Zuo, Chao Qian, and the queen all laughed.

Xia Ziyun changed color and said, "What did you just say?" Say it again! Ni Hao looked ignorant: "I said that you are good-looking." Xia Ziyun said angrily: "You still say, you can't speak, my name is Xi Shi's heart." Ni Hao suddenly realized: "Oh, it's not Dong Shi, it's Xi Shi, it's a mistake." He turned his head and said: "It's all your fault, what before and after, what left and right, so that I can't figure things out, and I can't find the north and south." Turning to Xia Ziyun, his face was full of innocence and pity: "I'm sorry, Nurse Xia, Miss Ziyun, I was wrong." You know, I have a head injury, my brain is not clear, plus I have amnesia, I don't use the idiom well, I said the wrong thing, you have a lot of old adults, just forgive me, okay. Xiang Zuo and the queen couldn't hold back any longer, laughed, leaned forward and closed.

Xia Ziyun was so angry that her face flushed, her chest rose and fell, her willow eyebrows rose upside down, and her silver teeth bit her lips: "You, you say I'm Dong Shi, say I'm ugly, am I ugly?" Do you still say I'm old, I'm old?" Ni Hao smiled and said, "I'm sorry, I don't have good eyes." Xia Ziyun sneered: "Not only are your eyes bad, you are blind and have bad breath, your brain is scalded by boiling water, and you are very bad inside and out." Ni Haoqi said: "What does it mean that the brain is scalded by boiling water?" I was beaten. Xia Ziyun said lightly: "The brain was kicked by a donkey, and the injury was a lump; Caught by the door, it is a lock; Scalded by boiling water, that's a piece, a big piece, stupid to home. Ni Hao was dumbfounded.

Xia Ziyun said leisurely: "What, you said that your brain was scalded by boiling water, and you were stupid enough to go home, and you still don't accept it, isn't it?" I ask you, what kind of place is this?" Ni Hao said honestly: "Hospital." Xia Ziyun sneered: "By the way, you are in the hospital, this is the intensive care ward, I am your nurse in charge, a nurse who offends himself when a patient offends himself, you say, what will be the result." ”

Ni Hao smiled bitterly: "I'm afraid it's not good." Xia Ziyun smiled: "That's right, it seems that I said it wrong, you haven't been stupid yet." Ni Hao hurriedly laughed: "Sister Fairy, I was wrong." Xia Ziyun sneered, "Are you wrong?" Ni Hao nodded again and again: "It's wrong, it's really wrong, it's very wrong." Xia Ziyun smiled: "It's late, this will know that it's wrong, I know it's useless to call my sister, it's useless, it's useless for you to call your aunt and grandmother." Ni Hao smiled: "Call your aunt, you're not that old, are you?"

Xia Ziyun said leisurely: "It's still poor, isn't it, poor, and then poor, there are times when you cry." His face changed, and he said coldly: "Tell you, my aunt and grandmother are very angry, and the consequences are very serious!" Ni Hao closed his eyes and imagined what he would look like being abused in the future, and he couldn't help but shiver, and he wanted to die: "Sister Beauty, can I admit my mistake and apologize?" Xia Ziyun snorted, and before she could answer, Qu You hurriedly came in with a thermos bucket and a thermos bucket: "Mr. Shao, there is no porridge in the hospital cafeteria, I just found someone to cook it, you can eat it while it's hot." He handed the thermos bucket to Xia Ziyun: "Miss Nurse, please take care of us and eat less." ”

Xia Ziyun said coldly: "You take care of him yourself, whether you like to eat or not." Qu You was stunned and said, "Didn't you just say that we should be fed less?" Xia Ziyun snorted: "It was just now, and now it's now." He turned around and walked, took two steps, smiled and turned around, but his voice was cold: "Eat slowly, don't burn, don't choke, don't hold on." ”