Chapter 184: Crossing through the toilet
The eyes of the ghost began to become sharp, and he began to get serious, otherwise there was a feeling that he was going to lose, and he was very uneasy. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
At the same time, Liu Ye glanced at Die Xian.
Disc Immortal instantly got Liu Ye's meaning.
"It is precisely because of those meaningless things that life will become extremely hard, usually there are interpersonal relationships to maintain, but also to consider the feelings of various people, the wife frowns and thinks about whether she has done something wrong, obviously the work is tired to death. It's also difficult to get a relationship with colleagues, and you have to worry about being excluded from time to time. Be careful all the time, is this a human day? Always have to bear those meaningless overtime, tired and half-dead leaders and no one will understand you for half a point! I have to wash my children's clothes and diapers every day, and I live in a remote place, so the surrounding environment is comparable to being in a garbage heap, there is always a rotten smell in the hallway, and there are unpaid mortgages and car loans every day. What is the meaning of being alive? ”
Yin Ghost said the image of the little person to the bones at once, which naturally resonated with Uncle Waste Wood, and those trivial things in life became so irritating. It really seems that being alive is a completely meaningless thing.
Everyone has a dream in their hearts, but the reality is often more cruel, there are gentle, virtuous and lovely beauties in the dream, there is a big house, there is an obedient child, there are colleagues and bosses who get along well, there is a good car, and there is a beautiful female secretary...... Everything in the dream is beautiful, but in reality it is often bitter. This is also the reason why many people are reluctant to accept reality.
Because there are always so many unfair things in reality, the same job has to be divided into half of the bonus to people who have done nothing, the same thing is bought at different prices in different places, prices are always rising, money is always not enough to spend, sometimes even if you work hard, you are still a P.
So the reality is so cruel.
"Then according to this theory, shouldn't you have disappeared a long time ago, what are you still talking about here?" Liu Ye saw that the ghost said so lightly, and said coldly.
But there is a big characteristic of the ghost...... "I'm not human." ”
Therefore, he couldn't understand people's emotions at all, which seemed to be a normal thing, but Liu Ye was suddenly speechless when he said this.
Yes, he wasn't human in the first place.
And seeing that what he said was still so taken for granted, Liu Ye's mood to give him two slaps was gone.
So, okay, moving on to the debate, "You're just talking a bunch of nonsense. A person who has been living in a mire, why not think about why he is in a mire? Is the world really that bad? So unreasonable? Moreover, there are so many people alive, how old are you? It's much worse than you, war orphans, African refugees, earthquake-stricken areas, etc., there are countless natural and man-made disasters, your suffering is actually your own fault, you have to roll around in the mire, and you have to blame others for giving you two feet. You can't get up on two feet, everyone else can, why can't you? Don't you look at your own shortcomings? ”
Liu Ye didn't show mercy at all when he spoke, stimulating Uncle Waste Wood sentence by sentence.
Uncle Waste Wood's head is about to explode, and these two people are going to be annoyed to death by you and me, so Uncle Waste Wood said angrily: "Stop arguing!" I'm going to explode! ”
Oh no, it's the brain. But the accent issue is a bit off-topic.
Looking at him like this, Liu Ye and Yin Ghost also suddenly quieted down, wanting to wait for his final choice, who will say yes, whether to jump or not.
Now it's a problem, and the adjudication power is also in the hands of Uncle Scrapwood.
Uncle Waste Wood is also very entangled at the moment, who is listening to right? To die or not to die? If you die, you're still a little scared, but if you don't die...... I think it's a pity that they're all standing here.
And there are a lot of shots below facing him, if he doesn't jump, isn't it a disappointment to their hopes?
Thinking about it like this, Uncle Waste Wood was very entangled, and couldn't help biting his fingers and thinking of the answer.
Forehead...... Jump or not?
Anyway, he completely left Liu Ye and Yin Ghost's words behind.
If I jump, will it hurt not to land on the mat?
It was also at this time that before Uncle Waste Wood could come up with an answer, the door of the rooftop was suddenly pushed open, and a figure rushed in.
"Husband!"
A woman's face was covered with tears, and she shouted hoarsely when she saw the waste wood uncle standing on the rooftop.
She is the wife of Uncle Waste Wood and Aunt Waste Firewood.
"Wife, why are you here?" Uncle Waste Wood turned his head, in disbelief, he was standing on the rooftop, the wind was blowing his hair slightly, it was very refreshing.
Aunt Waste Wood thought for a while, "When I went to the toilet just now, I sat down and flushed the toilet, and then I don't know what's going on, there seems to be a black hole in the toilet that sucks me in directly, and then I unconsciously got here." Then I saw you jumping off the building. ”
Liu Ye patted his forehead and asked Di Xian to bring Aunt Waste Firewood, but he didn't say that he would bring it in such a way.
Aunt Waste Wood was also surprised at the moment, "Husband, I just crossed over?" It's exactly the same as it was written in the novel. ”
Liu Ye is embarrassed on the side, is the novel much more stylish than crossing in the toilet?
"Well, thank you for your hard work, wife, I'm sorry for you. I'm going to die!! Uncle Scrapwood roared hoarsely, as if he was letting out a final unwilling roar.
Aunt Waste Wood blinked and wondered, "Why?" Husband? What happened to you? Are you looking for a junior outside, I'm sorry for me! Aunt Wastewood's expression gradually turned cold.
Uncle Waste Wood immediately defended: "No, wife, I was resigned by the company." I don't have the face to see you, so I can't live anymore! Uncle Waste Wood looked sad and indignant.
"Oh, I see. Then you go and die. "Aunt Waste Firewood didn't have any sensationalism, and she put it here in one sentence, simple and direct.
Uncle Waste Wood doesn't stop him when he sees that no one stops him, well, it's even more boring to live.
"Well, then I'm leaving, wife. Goodbye......"
Seeing that the ghost is about to win. Aunt Waste Wood looked at him with cold eyes and said lightly: "Wait, are you insured?" ”
It seems that this product is similar to what Liu Ye thought, you have to take insurance, and it makes more sense to die.
Uncle Waste Wood scratched his head and said timidly: "No." ”
"Then you die a yarn, and you will die after the insurance."
Saying that, Aunt Waste Wood turned around and left directly, and Uncle Waste Wood behind him thought about it and felt that what his wife said made sense. So, let's talk about it slowly for the time being.
In fact, it's just a step for each other.
And Aunt Waste Wood is the best candidate.