"Haha, you don't dare to eat it, right?"

"Phew, you're disgusting."

"Haha, miss, it's not good to be too greedy. In the future, as long as you read this passage when you are greedy, you will be guaranteed that you will not be able to eat anything, which will help you maintain a slim figure for the rest of your life. ”

She hated: "Next time I'll treat you to this." ”

"Haha, I resolutely don't eat it."

"Forget it, I won't invite you to skewers."

"That's not going to work. Remember, miss, you owe me a meal. I'll ask for this one at any time. When I'm in a good mood, I'll look for you, and I'll have to designate the location. ”

"Don't you want to find the kind of club that eats twenty or thirty thousand meals at every turn to kill me. I'll tell you the truth, I've never been to that kind of place. ”

"I don't need you to remind me, I know you're a poor dwarf, female dick."

"Anyway, my budget is 1,000 yuan, do you like to eat or not?"

He was very interested: "I know a very haode café, miss, you must be able to afford this one, and their coffee is super special......"

"What's the specialty?"

"Garlic juice or onion juice in the coffee, not to mention how refreshing. After drinking garlic coffee, then go out for a bowl of hot and sour noodles, which tastes particularly good. ”

Yan Xixian was completely overturned by thunder.

It's dark in front of him, Nima, if he wasn't a big man who picks his feet, then I'm really sorry for him - how can he have such a terrible taste?

She rolled her eyes: "Big man, do I really doubt that you can find a girlfriend like this?" ”

"Miss, you're really right. I never fell in love when I was in college. ”

“weishenme？”

"Nobody looks at it."

"And the other boys in your class have talked about it?"

"Well, they're all classmates."

"No girl has a crush on you?"

"Girls? We don't have any female students in our civil engineering program. ”

Although this is an old-fashioned Weibo joke, Yan Xixian still died of laughter.

"Did you know that my first girlfriend broke up with me by Weishenme?"

"How did you break up?"

She said: I thought that the handsome were not rich, and the rich were not handsome, until Yujian you knew that you could have both. I was very happy, so I said to her: Don't be obsessed with brother, brother will be proud. ”

“……”

"Then she replied to me: I was ugly and had no money."

Yan fine hahadaxiao.

"The reason for the breakup of the second girlfriend is even more bizarre. She kept asking me if I liked her, and I said no. Then, I asked her: Baby, why don't you ask me if I love you or not? ”

"Did she really ask you?"

"Yes, she asked me with tears: Do you love me......

"How do you answer?"

"I don't love it!"

Yan smiled so hard that she almost squirted. Xu Xiaoya took the phone over and looked at it, and it was also hahadaxiao.

"Finely, this guy is really interesting. Ask him to send a picture to see. ”

Yan Xixin was actually very, very curious about this person, and really immediately sent him a message: "Big man, send a photo and I'll take a look at ......"

"Miss, you lied to me about Sister Feng, how could I show you?"

"You send me first."

"I'm afraid you're going to use my photos to do something illegal. Well, miss, let's video for the sake of fairness. ”

Video? That's not going to work.

"Miss, let's talk naked, otherwise, stop talking."

"Get out!"

Yan Xian put the phone aside, picked up another beef skewer and was about to send it to his mouth, but stopped. Somehow, I thought that beef dipped in dried chili noodles was so delicious before, but now my heart is hairy.