"Are you going to hit me? Think about it, what is the crime of maliciously harming the body of others, it's really troublesome, every time I meet you, I always have to review the criminal law. ”

Dressed in a very Western-style tuxedo, lilac lining, ultra-short hair, very beautiful men's style, less than one meter six tall, red face and white teeth, that appearance basically kills men, women and children, and will make you can't help but want to pinch her face.

Don't talk to her, whoever talks to her will collapse.

Don't try to get close to her and talk to her, you'll feel like you're living on this shijie as a mistake.

Reasonable? She can sort and type all the books in the library into her head, what can you do with her? She can tell you about the morals and laws of different ethnic groups in 27 Chinese.

Close-to-her? I'm sorry, this guy can make his parents speechless, and can make the old man Optimus Pillar in the family give up 'healing' her and let her grow up freely.

Thinking of getting acquainted with this guy, Zhang Shidong still thinks that it is the most wrong and darkest experience in his life, you let a person who has only gone to junior high school, high Chinese or supplemented in the army to be alone with a humanoid machine comparable to a computer, what is the price, either you are driven crazy by her, or she is strangled to death by you.

She didn't die, obviously, it's time for Zhang Shidong to go crazy.

He once tried to let another genius deal with her, Su Xixi came, and came out in five minutes, she was persuaded, and told Zhang Shidong directly, you bear with it yourself, I am not interested in fighting with a machine to fight for storage.

As a result, Zhang Shidong accompanied him as a mission. After staying for a month, when those who were waiting to see Zhang Shidong's jokes went to see him, they found that a pair of strange and completely impossible combinations could coexist peacefully.

One smokes, drinks and plays games.

A sweeping and cooking game.

Who would have imagined that Qiannian, a child demon girl who had completely defeated everyone around her at the age of two after birth, could tirelessly mumble, squat on the ground with a rag to wipe the floor, and rely on the recipes and teaching in the computer to make dishes that are no less than those of a chef in a five-star hotel.

It's a mystery. A mystery that no one knows except the person involved.

Zhang Shidong left. Tong Qiannian is still Tong Qiannian, no one thinks she has changed, but she faintly noticed that she has always been as cold as a machine. There was a little more change in the words. The family was happy at first. Later, it was torture, and this change was nothing else, it was Tong Qiannian's mouth that was damaged. And take pleasure in it, and later it became a huge burden to talk to her, don't get close without a certain psychological pressure, and there will be no scum left for you in a few hits.

When the Tong family wanted to settle accounts with Zhang Shidong, he was discharged from the army, left the army, left the country, and drifted away for two years.

After Zhang Shidong sprayed the juice in his mouth, he covered his head and said to Tong Qiannian: "Your grandfather and grandfather's good things, get me some, I am not a garbage shelter, I have to pay a storage fee." ”

Outside the door, a face flashed, Zhang Shidong rushed out, outside you can't imagine a man about forty years old running to the car very unscrupulously, shouting as he ran: "Xiao Zhang, your aunt and I are going to go out for a trip, and my brother will be handed over to you." ”

Zhang Shidong raised his middle finger: "Your uncle, why did the Tong family produce such a scum as you." ”

Seeing a few boxes of liquor and a box of special cigarettes piled up outside the door, Zhang Shidong stopped chasing, watched the car leave quickly in an extremely exaggerated way, and took a sip, I have never seen such an unscrupulous father, shameless to the extreme.

A Ming Dynasty Buddha statue is the remuneration of a nanny, and people who pay a little attention to Zhang Shidong know that he is now crazy about collecting antiques, and the most haode gift to him is antiques.

"Brother Nian, come here and get things in."

"You don't have to cook, help me play games for a while, I've been beaten up lately, you have to find a way to help me."

"No, it's okay, ancestor, don't drink, I don't want to spread the word that Building 7 of the National Guesthouse will be destroyed in a fire tomorrow."

"I'm done, it's your turn."

This is the three chapters of Zhang Shidong's covenant, don't talk when I speak, and I won't bother you when you speak.

"It's a waste of you to eat like this."

"You were designed by that guy, he didn't intend you to take care of me temporarily, but he said that he was going to marry me to you."

"Don't be in a hurry to speak, your face is flushed, you haven't caught your breath and died, then I still have to stay alive."

"I know the game you play, just your iron pestle-like fingers still want to play micro-exercises, even if you are given the world's number one character attribute and the whole body of fifteen-star equipment, you are also a dish, casual abuse."

"Are you in a hurry to speak? Don't say it yet, when I'm done, you eat first, why, can't you eat it? Am I just no breasts? Anyway, the structure below is the same, and you won't be able to use it when the time comes, but you have to say it first, you pay attention to yourself, if you let me know that you are messing around and getting sick, I will cut it for you directly. ”

"Don't always try to beat me, you don't dare to do it, why put on a look that you want to make me afraid."

Zhang Shidong is puffing up, once the two enter a state of solitude for a long time, they will enter this mode, facing a 'robot' that can quantify anything to the extreme, commitment is the most important, and in her there is the supreme law hanging over her head.

It's okay, don't look at Zhang Shidong, who is stimulated by Tong Qiannian's every word, he wants to die, but he hasn't been idle since he came in, first open a bottle of special Moutai and pour it for him, open a special giant panda and order it for him, look at the dishes on the table, and quickly pick out the dishes that are most suitable for Zhang Shidong's taste and put them in front of him, and then open the notebook, a pair of slender fingers as slender as Su Xixi typed on the keyboard, and soon fiddled out a special document and transmitted it to Zhang Shidong's mobile phone, which she took more than a month to complete. It can be regarded as the result of the most energy since she was born.

"This is an auxiliary software that binds your account, suitable for your clumsy hands, does not require too high IQ, and completely allows you to experience the pleasure of brain-dead level control. Oh, by the way, I just finished my physical examination, and I am currently doing some auxiliary exercises and taking some auxiliary drugs, and when I am sixteen years old, I will usher in a second physical development, and my height should grow to about 1.75 meters, and I will give you everything you want, at least 36C, if it is D, I may be a little burden, and then we will see, if you treat me well and don't bully me, maybe I will work hard. ”

"Don't resist, my old lady agreed, I can't help it, he is a soldier, he has been a soldier all his life, he said that he likes you like this, I have thought of using hunger strike or suicide to fight, after calculating unscientifically, it is impossible, or you go to him to talk. But let me take a position first, if a person has to get married, I think it's not bad to be with you, at least I don't hate you. ”

Three hours later, Zhang Shidong, who was extremely depressed, tapped the mouse and keyboard violently, venting his anger in the game, and the super simple auxiliary plug-in made him experience the feeling of playing the legend back then.

If there is no venting in the game, Zhang Shidong doesn't know if he can endure it, compared to three years ago, he found that his ability to endure seems to have decreased, or Tong Qiannian said that it was too appalling to marry him at the beginning.

"I fucked a DJ and suffocated me." Zhang Shidong stood up, crossed his waist, and circled around Tong Qiannian's side, one hand of the big teapot pointed at her, and he didn't know where to find the words for a while.

"I'll go, I'll go, I'll go." used his arm as a kitchen knife, smashed a good haode coffee table, smashed it to pieces, deliberately panted heavily, and muttered: "I'm angry with Lao Tzu, I'm angry with Lao Tzu......"

Tong Qiannian poured him a glass of water and pointed to the tea bar not far away, which meant that you wanted to drink tea.

Volleyed his legs, and Zhang Shidong pointed to the laptop playing the game again: "Go, get it well, or kick you to death." ”

Do you believe that this shijie has omnipotence?

Tong Qiannian will explain to you that as long as she thinks about it, she can easily learn to learn without much effort. After seven days of playing table tennis, she threw away her racket, and standing opposite her was the men's Olympic champion, who had not scored a normal score from beginning to end, except for a few balls that were so strange that they couldn't explain it. Tong Qiannian made zero mistakes, no dead corners and no flaws, especially a few balls in Zuihou, which were completely changed to defense, and the opponent who let Liliang occupy an absolute advantage, attacked a ball for more than ten minutes, and failed to break through Tong Qiannian's defense without mistakes.

Brother Nian's name is not called in vain, studying Go, half a month later, the national warrior is unequaled, from the first step has been calculated to zuihou one step, with a computer algorithm and a super genius brain, I have to say that she has no longevity, and she is not interested in anything, otherwise she will become the leader of the whole shijie long ago.

What's even more interesting is that Tong Qiannian is extremely resistant to everything that involves fighting and war, you let her learn yoga to be a coach, but not sanda. Research the tea shop, research weapons and equipment, there is no shining point at all, in her own words, if I have no shortcomings, what is the point of living.

Sitting there making tea, her whole state has changed, she flicked the guzheng next to her a few times, lit the incense burner, the atmosphere came out, and the person also changed with the fragrance of tea, Zhang Shidong, who was fiddling with the game character in the auxiliary software, 'hang-up', after smelling the fragrance of tea, his mood gradually calmed down, and he looked up to see the flowing process of making tea, and his expression eased.

He almost forgot what he was supposed to say.

"I'm X you, play scene hypnosis with Lao Tzu here, I'm your ancestor, come here, stand upright, stand upright!"

PS: Thank you for poisoning you for the reward 10,000 times! (To be continued.) )