"Tanabata is here again, why does Lao Tzu still have no girlfriend!"

He Tianming raised his head and roared, sighed helplessly, and looked down at the computer in front of him. On the screen www.biquge.info Pen & Fun & Pavilion, a few bright red English letters appear so eye-catching-Defeat.

I lost three times in a row in qualifying, and every time I was beaten from the opposite side. Yes, I'm a loser even in computer games......

The boy collapsed helplessly on the bed, his eyes blank and his mind blank.

He is 20 years old, a junior in college, and is living in a third-rate unknown university. He has no intention of learning, but after entering the university, it was like entering a comfortable nest, and since then he has been happy since then, playing games and watching anime all day long. Not to mention going to class, even if it's the canteen, he doesn't bother to go, he orders takeout when he's hungry, and basically doesn't leave the dormitory.

Now, he is alone in the dormitory, and the other roommates either go to class, clubs, or internships, and the worst of them are also playing with his girlfriend outside instead of staying in the dormitory. In other words, even in this Pheasant University, he is the most decadent and unenterprising one.

"Hehe, will there be hope in my life?"

He Tianming lay on the bed and smiled bitterly, took out his mobile phone, played WeChat and shook it to see if there were any beautiful chicks nearby to talk to. Like many men who can't find a girlfriend, he also hopes to be able to date a girl. Strangely, this time he was surprisingly lucky, and soon a woman took the initiative to contact him.

"Hey, handsome guy, would you like to come out for a drink together?" A message from a strange woman.

As an old virgin who has been single for 20 years and has never even touched a girl's hand, although He Tianming is very eager for women's flesh, his basic IQ has not been lost. This kind of strange woman who takes the initiative to contact is either a wine tray or a "fairy jump", and she knows that there will not be such a cheap good thing with her toes. So, He Tianming ignored this message and continued to search for other female users nearby.

After a while, the stranger who had taken the initiative to talk to him just now sent another message, and this time it was voice. Out of curiosity, He Tianming clicked on it and listened, and suddenly his spirits were lifted, it was a sweet female voice: Handsome guy, if you ignore me, people will be angry. I've just fallen out of love, and I'm feeling so bad that I want someone to talk to. I searched for the boys nearby, and you were the only one. I'm drinking at the Speed Bar right now, and if you don't want to come out with me, I'll call the rest of my friends.

"Speed Bar" is a bar in front of He Tianming University, which attracts many college students with relatively low prices. He Tianming's heart blossomed, and he secretly pondered: Hehe, it doesn't sound like a liar. Besides, it's right at the school gate, so there's no danger in going, what am I afraid of! I can't miss the great opportunity that God has given me!

Lovelorn girl, brother is here!

Delighted, he hurriedly dressed up and went straight to the bar at the school gate. As soon as he stepped through the door of the bar, he found a young and beautiful girl, dressed in a long red dress, with fair complexion and beautiful facial features, and was smiling and waving to him, as if he had known him before. He Tianming was excited and happy, and sat down beside the woman in red, not noticing the slightly strange atmosphere in the air.

"Handsome man, I was dumped by my boyfriend, alas-" The girl lowered her head and looked sad, looking very pitiful, and handed over a glass of red wine.

He Tianming hurriedly stretched out his hand to take it, and made a look of anger and indignation, scolding that the man was not a thing, saying "Such a good girl doesn't cherish it, it's really a brute" Yunyun. I wanted to chop off his dog's head with a knife between words, but I was secretly grateful to the unknown boyfriend.

After a glass of red wine, between the words, the two seemed to be friends who hated to see each other, and they became more and more intimate. Seeing that things were going so smoothly, He Tianming couldn't help but feel a little fluttering, and planned what excuse to use next to trick this beautiful chick into opening a room in a hotel, and then what and that......

Just when he was about to do this, He Tianming suddenly felt that his head was suddenly groggy, and his eyelids were about to be unable to open. He was shocked: What's the matter, I just drank a drink, is this drunk? I don't usually drink so much...... Thinking about it, he tilted his head and passed out on the wine table.

I don't know how long later, when he woke up again, he found himself lying on an unfamiliar bed, and his hands and feet were tightly tied. There was no longer the beautiful woman in red beside him, replaced by a few big men wearing masks and white coats.

He Tianming struggled to sit up and shouted, "Who are you and where is this?" Let go of me! ”

Before he could finish speaking, he received a heavy slap in the face, which made him fall on the bed with gold stars in his eyes. One of the white coats gagged his mouth with duct tape and cursed: "******, be honest with Lao Tzu." Old Song, are you ready, the operation is about to begin. ”

Surgery? He Tianming was shocked and frightened, thinking that this guy wouldn't be going to cut my kidneys and sell them for organs, right? As he struggled, a syringe struck him in the arm. The severe pain spread from his arm to his whole body, and the boy only felt as if his whole body was about to explode, and his internal organs were tumbling and aching, as if every cell in his body was cracking and disintegrating.

In the severe pain, he cried out in despair, only to feel that the world was spinning, and life was worse than death. He didn't want to die yet, he hadn't been in a relationship yet, and he still had a lot of things he wanted to do. He wanted to live...... The last tear slowly slipped down the boy's cheek, and then he fainted in great pain.

Dark.

The body is sinking and sinking.

It was as if he had a long, long dream.

In his dream, he started a new life. No more decadence, no more depression, no more inferiority. He saw himself, the ugly self - the ugly otaku was transforming, shedding the ugly skin, and a beautiful girl with a moving light broke out of the cocoon.

I don't know how long it took, He Tianming opened his eyes tiredly, and what caught his eyes was a middle-aged woman in a police uniform, with a kind face, looking at him with concern.

"Child, you're awake." The woman in the police uniform gently touched his head, and her expression was very kind. "You've been in a coma all night, and everyone is worried about you."

Outside the window, the soft sunlight came in, which looked a little dazzling. He Tianming looked around in confusion, and suddenly remembered something, his heart was cold, and his whole body shivered.

"Help, spare me! Don't kill me, I don't want to die! He Tianming cried out in horror, he remembered, he was tied to the bed, injected with some unknown drug, and then his body seemed to tear in pain.

The aunt in the police uniform hugged the frightened child distressedly, and kept comforting: "It's okay, it's okay." Child, you are in the police station now, you are safe, no one will hurt you. ”

"The police station?"

"Well, in the early hours of last night, a patrol officer found you at the door of the police station." The aunt told him gently, "At that time, you were **** all over your body, just wearing a sheet." The people at our police station were terrified, and they thought it was a brute who had ruined you. But fortunately, I have checked, and your body is still innocent and has not been violated. Alas, God willing, it would be a pity if a big girl like you was ruined in her innocence. ”

He Tianming touched his head, not understanding what the other party was talking about. What's the big girl? What's violating? What was ruined and innocent? I'm an old virgin, I wish my "innocence" was ruined, how shameful it is to be a virgin.

In confusion, he subconsciously screamed "ah". This is not called or tight, and he was startled by the scream. Only then did he realize that his voice had become sharp and thin, like that of a mosquito. He Tianming panicked, touched his neck with both hands, and touched it down again to confirm whether there were any injuries on his body. Touching and touching, he noticed something even more terrifying.

This is...... Chest? Why are my boobs swollen with two lumps of flesh?!

An ominous thought came, He Tianming had already guessed what was happening, his hands trembled, he touched between his legs, and finally confirmed it - that's right, his little friend who had been with him for twenty years was gone.

Gone, gone, gone......

"Ahh How did I become a woman! He Tianming let out a frightened scream, completely unable to accept this fact. The door to the bathroom next to him was open, so he rushed in and closed the door like crazy. The police and aunt on the side thought that this girl was stimulated by something, and she was so frightened that she stood there and didn't know what to say.

Panting heavily, He Tianming felt that his brain was in chaos. At this time, his gaze inadvertently fell on the mirror in the bathroom, and he was dumbfounded.

In the mirror, there is a beautiful woman. The skin is like congealed fat, the face is better than snow, and the facial features are so delicate that they are a mess: under the bent willow eyebrows, a pair of clear and bright big eyes are turning drippingly, and the inadvertent eye waves flow like a bright moon, which is pitiful and pitiful, making people crazy. Under the small nose, the thin lips are like rose petals, delicate and delicate. The long black and beautiful shawl hair was scattered messily on her chest, making the charming jade rabbit on her chest look even more seductive.

Such a great beauty can no longer simply use low-level adjectives such as flowers and jade, sinking fish and geese, it should be said that it is a country and a city, unparalleled in the world. is so beautiful, she has long gone beyond the six realms and five elements, and she is by no means a woman in the world, but a fairy in a painting.

is the so-called red face and troubled water, and there is only such a subtle stunner, which can be called the word "disaster water".

The fly in the ointment is that the expression of this fairy in the mirror at this moment does not match her peerless appearance at all - I saw her mouth wide open, her big eyes widening and widening, and she looked at the person outside the mirror stupidly.

Looking at the beauty in the mirror, He Tianming was stunned, his eyes couldn't take his eyes off, his heart was jumping, and he unconsciously drooled. Subsequently, the big beauty in the mirror also drooled synchronously, tilted her head to look at herself, her little face was so beautiful that she looked very cute and cute.

"Ahh......h

After admiring the mirror for ten minutes, He Tianming gradually recovered from his state of intoxication and discovered this serious question.

"Damn, this woman is really me! I've become a woman! He Tianming exclaimed and sat on the ground with a click.