"Bang-" The door to Wang Yang's parents' room was closed. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

"What are you doing here?" Wang Jianjun was sitting on the edge of the bed cutting his toenails when he heard the sudden sound of the door closing.

Chen Xiufang was a little embarrassed and said, "Xiaoyang and Xiaohan are actually on the sofa...... The two of them ...... Heck, how can young people do this now? ”

"You mean...... No way! Wang Jianjun was obviously taken aback, and said: "Even if Xiaoyang has this idea, but Xiaohan will definitely not agree to it, are you mistaken?" ”

"How is that possible, when I went out, I happened to see Xiao Yang's hand with a dodge. Pregnancy. set, and it seems to have been used. Chen Xiufang said.

Wang Jianjun looked at the time when he heard it and said, "Have you used it?" It's too fast, isn't our son in that place! ”

"Go, we know!" Chen Xiufang glared at Wang Jianjun and said, "You have time to talk to your son, how can you do something like that in the living room, and we are still in the room!" ”

"No, I'll ask now, this time is too short, not even five minutes!" Wang Jianjun began to worry a little about his son.

"What are you doing all the fun about?" Chen Xiufang hurriedly stopped Wang Jianjun and said, "I was very embarrassed when I went out just now, where do they put their faces when you go out now?" You'll find a chance to talk to your son. ”

Wang Jianjun gave up at this time, thinking about what opportunity to say it was appropriate.

……

Wang Yang saw his mother's panicked behavior, and mourned for himself in his heart, it is estimated that even if he sees this situation himself, he will inevitably think crookedly.

I feel like I'm bored at home alone, so I'm comforting my little brother while watching a movie about how hot Tokyo is in the living room. And at the critical moment, the parents suddenly broke into the door with the seven aunts and eight aunts.

This scene...... It's just sour!

The wisdom of this life is over.

"What happened to Auntie?" Liu Gehan asked a little uncertainly: "Why did you come out and suddenly go in, and your face was still very flustered?" ”

Wang Yang pinched his brows and said, "Probably you don't want to disturb us, right?" ”

"Why don't you want to bother us?" Liu Gehan asked incomprehensibly.

"Maybe my mom sees that I'm imparting knowledge to you, helping you improve, so that you can survive the wave of social transformation, so she doesn't want to come and bother." Wang Yang could only joke with self-deprecation: "My mother is probably also a person who respects knowledge very much." ”

Liu Gehan nodded solemnly, with such an expression on his face.

She really believed it!

Wang Yang was stunned, are these immortals really a bit second, don't you know what the joke means?

However, Wang Yang did not say the idea of the truth, because the truth is often bloody.

However, Wang Yang thought of something serious and said, "Let's go, come to my room, I have something to tell you." ”

"What's the matter?" Liu Gehan asked.

"Just come in and know, it's inconvenient to say it outside!" When Wang Yang said this, he felt very stupid, why couldn't he go back to the room just now to explain, he had to do such a thing in the living room.

Alas, this is probably the so-called brain-dead.

Entering the room, Wang Yang closed the door and took out a box from his pocket.

Wang Yang handed the box to Liu Gehan and told her about clairvoyance, and said: "This is the reward of the third stage, and it is also the first physical reward that has appeared after I have used the software for so long, what is this myelin cleansing pill for?" ”

"It is used to wash the scriptures and remove the marrow, which can remove impurities from the body, which is of great help to your cultivation." Liu Gehan said: "But this pill is like a sugar pill in the fairy world, even if it is sent, it can't be sent." ”

"I know, your fairy world is full of treasures, and we haven't seen anything we take to the mortal world!" Wang Yang said: "But haven't you ever seen anything in our mortal world, and you will make a fuss when you drink a Coke." ”

Liu Gehan didn't speak, compared to the fairy world, things in the mortal world are indeed more fresh and interesting, but he deliberately made an expression on his face that I didn't bother to argue with you.

"Can I just eat this myelin cleansing pill?" Wang Yang asked, "Will there be any side effects?" ”

"What side effects do you want?" Liu Gehan asked.

"Didn't everyone on TV say that something abnormal would happen if you took the miraculous elixir?" Wang Yang said: "For example, running to the toilet with diarrhea, black dirt oozing out of the whole body and smelling, and there is such as animal hair or something?" ”

"What does bestiality mean?" Liu Gehan asked incomprehensibly.

Wang Yang smiled and raised his eyebrows, and said, "Haven't you heard this idiom?" Very famous! ”

"Idioms?" Liu Gehan frowned, as if he was thinking carefully about the meaning of this word in his mind.

"The origin of this idiom is in ancient times, when people were still living by hunting, and people who were strong enough to hunt many animals would be respected as warriors by a tribe, and at the same time would be favored by many women!" Wang Yang started to talk serious nonsense again, he didn't know why, he just liked to tease Liu Gehan very much, every time he saw her serious, Wang Yang looked very accomplished.

"And then?" Liu Gehan asked.

And then ...... Then there is a man, he is usually very thin, but when he hunts, he is unusually brave, and he becomes more powerful than a beast, so they call such a man beastly hair! Wang Yang felt that his explanation was quite reasonable, and said: "So later generations often use this word to describe a man who is very attractive and capable, so if you see any man you like in the future, you can just say it to him, and he will be very happy!" ”

Liu Gehan glanced at Wang Yang and sneered: "So you just said that you were praising yourself for being very attractive?" ”

"I think that after taking the pill, there may be such a change, didn't you say that this medicine has the effect of washing the meridians and removing the marrow?" Wang Yang said.

"It's a washing of the scriptures, not a reincarnation!" Liu Gehan actually spit out.

"You ......" Wang Yang looked helpless, he didn't expect Liu Gehan to make such a joke.

Liu Gehan pursed his lips slightly proudly, wanting to laugh but didn't laugh.

"I'm too lazy to argue with you." Wang Yang took the box in Liu Gehan's hand, took out the myelin-washing pill in the box, looked at it twice and ate it, and said, "Isn't there really any problem, I always feel that this thing is so powerful, there will definitely be some reaction!" ”

"Of course there is a reaction!" Liu Gehan saw that Wang Yang swallowed the pill and said, "I just lied to you to eat it just now!" ”

"What!" Wang Yang screamed, and then felt a heat sweep through his body from a little under his stomach.

"Do you think I don't know what the so-called medical tool you just showed me on the couch is? Even if I don't know, I can read the words on it! Liu Ge said with a cold face: "I still understand the word contraception!" ”

"You ......" Wang Yang suddenly felt a calorific increase, as if there was a fire burning in his body.

Liu Gehan also felt wrong, because she found that Wang Yang's face was red.

My God, Wang Yang won't be really beastly!