"I still remember, it was a burning year. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info "Lao Yan's eyes lit up, like a strange object with two small dots of light in the dark.

Ahh What a strange analogy.

I saw that Lao Yan's head was like a projector! Whirring projected the picture at that time!

-- I saw a young man in red, with a special word on his left arm! Yes! Isn't this the armband of a special chef! His eyes were blazing, and he was carrying a pot on his back! A red bandana wrapped around his head! ――

Xuanxuan and Parisio couldn't help but sigh: "Wow! ”

Lao Yan said with nostalgia: "Ah, this is me at that time, a young man." ”

Suddenly! From behind the scenes, a long-lost Japanese Chinese dubbing came: 'Welcome to the full seat of the Chinese little master! ’

"Stop! Stop!! Stop, stop, stop!! What's going on with Nima! ”

Xuanxuan and Parisio looked at the old Yan with pity in their eyes.

Lao Yan held his forehead and switched the channel, only to see a thin and thin young man dragging a pot with a long snot in tow, marching on top of an ice field: "Okay, this is me at that time." On the orders of Master Abbe, he traveled everywhere to practice, practice his cooking skills, and see the dishes of various places on the mainland. ”

- I saw that the young man in the picture was constantly wiping his nose and shivering: "Master, your uncle's people go to the western part of the empire, and there are those who go to the central part of the federation, and even those who go to the Malegobi are all for Mao, but when I come to this, I will go to the so.ck Kingdom!" Freezing to death doesn't pay for your life, you are! ”

It has been said in the past that the so.ck Kingdom is the northernmost small country on the mainland, and the population is not as large as that of a town every year, and the highest peak in the territory is the Snow Lotus Peak, which is famous for its abundant Qinxin Xiangyi Snow Lotus Tea. Ah.,It seems that in addition to this fame, it's only very cold and famous.。。。

The young man dragging his snot was slowly advancing towards the so.ck kingdom on the northernmost frontier of the empire. This area is a large ice field, uninhabited, because it is too cold and the northern neighbors are only a few small countries, and this generation does not even have borders and guards stationed on the frontiers. Right now, in the ice and snow, a young man dragging a clear nose is slowly moving forward.

"Ahh It's snowing here! Slippery ice fields all over the place! Yes! Beautiful Ice and Snow Elves! Yes! People can't help but sigh with emotion! Yes! Who's going to send me a cotton coat? . . Bring some toilet paper and wipe my nose... ”――

Parisio and Xuanxuan were surprised at the same time: "Good poetry! ”

--I saw that in front of the young man, suddenly a piece of snow stood up! A white bear has suddenly appeared! I saw that the young man Yan Tou and the white bear more than three meters tall looked at each other for five minutes! Decisively pulled down the pants!

Oh, and that's the legendary right defense to take when encountering a polar bear in Antarctica! - Pee and freeze into an ice sword! After a soak of urine, the boy faced a puddle of scorched yellow on the snow, no matter how you look at it, it is just a puddle of urine on the ice field, no matter how you look at it, it is not an ice sword, not even a popsicle...

I saw the boy crying and singing to the big screen: "I cried and told you, the peeing ice sword is a lie... ”

'Whew! 'The white bear roared! Holding a bear's paw high has the meaning of taking a picture!

I saw the young man lying on his back in the snow! Oh! This is another step that the legend says when you meet a bear - play dead!

Actually, it's all, bears are omnivores, and it's to say that bears don't eat death. . . In other words, if you pretend to be dead, it will become a big meal that will not move on the spot...

Bears will give signs before attacking, just as a dog will hear a growl in its throat before it bites, a cat will arch its back when it is alert, and a bear will turn its ears back, erect the fur on its neck, slap its feet on the ground, and make a crackling sound when its teeth collide before attacking. If it stands up, it's just a sign of curiosity about you and wants to scare you.

Then the bear put his face on the head of the old Yan lying on the ground, made a confession, and put his big nose, which was hot and wet, on his face. ――

Xuanxuan and Parisio continued to shoot the case and were surprised: "Wow, is the author brain-dead, in this era, in the environment of the Celestial Empire, who will walk around and meet bears!" And did it eat at all! Have you eaten it! Eat, eat, eat! ”

--I saw the thin young man in the picture looking at the sky with tears streaming down his face, ah, at this time, he felt that fame and fortune are not important, and it is not important to make delicious dishes and get the title of special chef. Life is what matters. Ah, this damn bear actually kissed my face, and actually took my first kiss from me in a despicable way... Forget it, if only you didn't take my life... Yes... Damn, I see the fangs in its mouth...

Despicable bear... You take away my first kiss and forget it... MY LIFE YOU WANT ... Fack looks like he's bitten off...

At this moment, what appeared in the sky? This is an angel, this is the most beautiful angel in the legend!

Although the angel appeared, there was a foul smell.

I saw that above the sky, a woman waving snow-white wings appeared, dressed in pink... It seems to be a four-like windbreaker remodeled from a robe? The hair is also pink and shining with shining stars... Long... It's a pity that it's a little general.。。。 Behold, she is flying above the sky, squeezing her eyes at me, and her hand is shining with gold...

At the same time, the angel was gone, and I was surrounded by a pool of warm, foul-smelling stuff, and the roar of the damned bear came from me! Then the bear struggled and trampled over me... Yes! I heard the clatter of bones... A mouthful of old blood spurted out of my mouth... Random stench, warm stuff filled my mouth ... ――

“。。。” Xuanxuan and Parisio took a few steps back with disgusted expressions, keeping as far away from Yan Tou as possible.

Lao Yan turned off the brain map projector with sad tears on his face: "The result is still all self-blackening... ”

"Dean, is that thing delicious...

"Generally ... I don't know where I moved from, I can taste all kinds of people's last meals and various brands of toilet paper... ”

"Stop, stop, don't go on!! Dean, what exactly are you trying to say!! ”

"Oh yes, that's how I met her." Old Yan's face flushed.

“。。。。。。 Dean, you still have romance! ”

"Yes, at that time, we were known as the Divine Mink Aluminum on the mainland!"

“。。。。。。 The eagle turned into a mink and fed it!! And what the hell is Xia Aluminum!! ”

"But,." Lao Yantou burst into tears: "After I was rescued by her, my cultivation and conditioning were good, and my diet and practice in the future will be with her." She is also well-known on the mainland, although she has no appearance, but she has the naughty, cute and innocent like a child... Yes... ”

"And then, and then! Are you together, are you together? "From the septic tank that day, it can be seen that woman must be the ex of her own set of cards! The gossip soul on Xuanxuan's head burst into flames.

"It's a pity that we happened to meet them when we were learning the local fire cuisine in Dahua Mountain, that hateful guy!" Lao Yan clenched his fists and burst into tears: "That legendary extremely hateful Dongfang Ximen Nangong Beiying is undefeated and covets my wife's beauty!" ”

“。。。 It's all called wives! ”

"It's also blamed that I can only cook... Lao Yan's head burst into tears: "I was stuffed into the chimney by the evil East West Gate, South Palace, and North Darkness undefeated!" That guy just took my lover like that! ”

“。。。 Wow, didn't you catch up... And then ... ”

"Later... It took me more than an hour to climb out of the chimney, holding a kitchen knife in my left hand and a big horse spoon in my right hand to climb to the top of the fiery dome of Dahua Mountain... It was a mess of fighting, and only my lover was left, standing alone, disheveled, and distracted... ”

"Wow, whoa, whoa, whoa, what's going on, what's going on, what's going on!"

Lao Yan's head burst into tears: "Fowl. Beast... When I hugged my lover affectionately, my lover said stupidly: wind. Liusang, you are so handsome! ”

Xuanxuan and Parisio spit out a mouthful of old blood at the same time: "Nima is too bloody!" Is that what happened at that time? It wasn't about the wind at the time. Did Liusang save a middle-aged and elderly woman from a good family!! ”

Lao Yan said stupidly: "When I met her, I was twenty-eight years old, she was more than thirty years old, when we were robbed in Dahua Mountain, I ran four, she was more than fifty, but it was still wind. The rhyme is still half-aged! ”

“。。。 This Nima is a love that transcends time and space! ”

"It's been more than thirty years, and I'm in my sixties now, and I don't know what happened to her words... Lao Yan lowered his head and burst into tears.

“。。。 Didn't we see each other again? ”

"There were rumors everywhere that day, the love field was three thousand winds. Liusang and the big villain, Dongfang Ximen, Nangong, Beiying, undefeated battle and Dahua Mountain, but, to my unpleasantness, I was also present for Mao didn't mention me! Old Yan clenched his fists hard.

"Nima, you're paying attention to the weird, I asked you, will you see her again after that!"

"She, smirking, said to me, Yan...

"Yan !!"

"Yan, I'm sorry, I can't accompany you on the road of food cultivation in the future, I have found someone who is more personable, gentleman and man than you, Yan, I want to chase, to chase the orangutan in the sky, to chase the wind that blows through my heart, to chase the fleeting meteor in the sky! Yes! Wind. Flowberry!! Then, my her, waved her wings and flew away, and since then, there has been no news... ”

“。。。。。。”

"Let's go... Lao Yan waved his hand: "Why did you mention this unbearable past again... All I want to say is that you can still rely on magic to destroy this scroll, and that is to go to the Hartz Mountain School of Witchcraft and Wizardry in the northernmost part of the Empire! ”