Chapter 45: Drunken Talk
It was just a blink of an eye, and the timid Qiuqiu immediately changed his personality and let go of Song Liangyu. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
Song Liangyu tried to shout, "Master? ”
The hilichurl nodded vigorously, and then ran to the jars of wine with joy.
Okay, Song Liangyu began to hypnotize himself, the little fox demon is Du Duqi, Du Du Qi is the little fox demon, Qiu Qiu is Qiu Qiu, the next scene that happened made Song Liangyu stunned, Du Du Qi obviously didn't adapt to the body of the little fox demon, just ran two steps, he stepped on his tail, and then fell into a heel fight, the ground was full of dirt, Du Du Qi fell, fell to the bottom of the sky, and ate a mouth full of ash.
Du Du snorted twice and grabbed his tail.
Song Liangyu was afraid that this stupid girl would do something stupid, so she shouted: "Master, you can't mess around, these two snow-white tails are so pleasing, you must not spoil it, if the fox has no tail, is it still a fox?" On our side, there is a saying that the fox has nine tails, each of which represents the fox's cultivation results, and the hicchurls have finally cultivated two, if you toss them away, isn't the hicchu more uncomfortable than dead? If you think about it, how pitiful. ”
Du Duqi let go of his tail and groaned, "The good man is right. ”
Song Liangyu held the two tails in his arms, rubbed them with his face, and said intoxicatedly: "It's fluffy, it's still hot, how comfortable." ”
Du Duqi blushed, and the little bird was still there.
Song Liangyu touched up his tail.
Du Duqi became vigilant, pushed Song Liangyu away, and said inarticulately: "You, you, you, you, what do you want to do?" I'm your master. ”
Song Liangyu rolled his eyes, then stood up and admonished, "Drink less." ”
After finishing speaking, Song Liangyu ignored her and began to visit around the cave, but without Qiuqiu's translation, Song Liangyu couldn't understand the monkey's language, and said that the monkey was the most impatient, which made a lot of sense, even if he knew that Song Liangyu couldn't understand what he was saying, the monkey was also chattering non-stop, Song Liangyu was so noisy that he couldn't do it, but after all, this is the monkey's cave, and he can't break the face of the monkey's head, so he has to pretend to listen carefully.
After walking to the deepest part of the wall hole, the monkey climbed to the top along the rattan and took off two stone slabs, which were engraved with words, Song Liangyu took it and looked at it, the first stone slab was carved with the words "7 days of the Great Sage Sun Wukong", Song Liangyu looked at this tablet, his face was blue and red for a while, the word "Qi" of the Monkey King was actually replaced with the Arabic numeral "7", and it was also lowercase, Sun Wukong's "Wu" was even more nonsense, and it was directly changed to "thing".
Well, the 7-day Great Sage Sun is empty, and there is nothing wrong with it.
This monkey is estimated to be not highly educated, and he can't write a few words.
As for the second slate, it is also carved with "7 Days Little Sage Sun Search", and when Song Liangyu was looking at this slate, the monkey pointed to the words on the slate, and then pointed to himself, Song Liangyu understood, this monkey is not only Sun Dasheng's monkey hair, but also Sun Dasheng's brain-dead powder, so he gave himself a title and name closest to Sun Dasheng.
There's nothing wrong with that.
But what makes Song Liangyu sad is that the word "position" is not good to use here, this monkey who has been looking for the self-proclaimed 7-day little saint grandson is cursing Sun Dasheng to die quickly? And even its own tablet was also offered, but well, Song Liangyu didn't bother too much about this matter, what if this was the custom of the monkey world? Humans have a human cultural heritage, and monkeys must also have monkey local customs.
Song Liangyu made up his mind that he couldn't talk too much, so as not to make this monkey unhappy.
After walking around the wall cave, this monkey head named Sun Xunse beckoned Song Liangyu to sit on the stone platform, and then brought a jar of wine, poured a small glass in the broken tile, and handed it to Song Liangyu, Song Liangyu didn't want to drink, but taking into account the monkey's face, he still took it, he approached the side of this small bowl of wine that looked turbid, smelled it carefully, there was an intoxicating floral fragrance, although it was also a little pungent, but it was not as strong as the previous smell.
Song Liangyu took a small sip lightly, gentle and elegant.
Sun looked for a grunt and poured the wine into his mouth, and then puffed out his cheeks, taking advantage of the moment when Song Liangyu was tasting wine, he suddenly lowered his body and sprayed all the wine in his mouth on Song Liangyu's knees, Song Liangyu suddenly felt that his left leg seemed to be burned by fire, and it hurt hotly, he involuntarily kicked his leg, and the broken tile in his hand also fell to the ground, and the wine spilled out.
Before Song Liangyu could make a move.
Sun Findan went straight in with a single knife and pulled out the arrow on Song Liangyu's knee.
Strangely, Song Liangyu didn't feel much pain.
Immediately afterwards, Sun Mouse stood up holding the wine jar, took another sip of wine, and grinned at Song Liangyu, probably laughing.
Song Liangyu was in a cold sweat and greeted him with a smile, after all, people were helping him pull out arrows, although he was a little rude, but the starting point was good, Song Liangyu didn't say anything, but he saw that after Sun Mouse put down the wine jar, he began to puff out his cheeks again, he knew that the monkey was going to spray wine on his knees again, but he didn't stop it, but took a deep breath, gritted his teeth, and got ready.
Sure enough, this monkey was very rude, picked up Song Liangyu's left leg, tore off Song Liangyu's trouser leg, revealing a piece of flesh, and sprayed a mouthful of wine on Song Liangyu's knee, and the blood stains on his knees turned into green smoke and rose into the air as soon as they touched the wine.
The wound on Song Liangyu's knee was finally cleaned by the wine.
Sun looked for a plan, tore Song Liangyu's trousers below the knee into strips of cloth, bandaged Song Liangyu's wound, and tied a bow.
Song Liangyu did feel much better.
He can see that this wine is not ordinary.
I've heard before that monkeys can make wine, and now he has seen it with his own eyes, Sun Miser is not only good at making wine, he is almost an immortal, even Du Duqi, the female sword god who has realized the Tao in wine, is not stingy in praising it, these wines are all first-class wines.
Song Liangyu couldn't help but sigh, the monkey is really special and will enjoy it.
Even he who doesn't like to drink, he can't help but hug the wine jar, these wines are not comparable to the old white dry, after this village, there is no such shop, since they have all come here, they have to taste it, so Song Liangyu was very heroic, swallowed a big mouthful, after the wine was in his stomach, Song Liangyu felt that the blood in his whole body was about to boil, and began to sweat.
Song Liangyu exhaled a breath of heat and praised: "Good wine." ”
Of course, Song Liangyu doesn't know what good wine is, he only knows that even he, a person who doesn't like to drink, since he can drink it, then this wine must be a good wine, although this wine smells and tastes very strong, but when it comes to the stomach, it is not bitter or spicy, it is like swallowing flower petals, and the whole body is inside and out, lingering with the fragrance of flowers, and the wind cannot be dispersed.
The important thing is that the wine does not burn the throat and does not start boiling until it is swallowed in the stomach.
Song Liangyu couldn't help it, hugged the wine jar, and poured another big sip.
Sun Mi also picked up the wine jar, touched it with Song Liangyu, and then one person and one monkey began to fight hard.
It didn't take long for Song Liangyu's face to turn red, like a monkey's ass, this guy was drunk, staring at Sun Looking, and his body shook as if he would fall off the stone platform at any time.
"Old Sun, this Monkey King is also a monk, and you are a hair on its body, no matter what, you are also part of its old man, right? You've brewed so much wine here, if the old man knows that you've broken your vows, it's not easy to do, Monkey King has great powers, I don't believe it will make you forget here, to be honest, is there any inside story? ”
Sun Mouse sighed and chattered.
Anyway, Song Liangyu didn't understand, so he continued: "It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter if you don't say it, in fact, I also know that sometimes, what kind of bullshit stuff full of gods and Buddhas, they love to say that the heavenly machine can't be leaked, and the fart can't be leaked, but the other side of the scale is not heavy enough." ”
Sun Look's words are another monkey language.
Song Liangyu hurriedly said: "Eh, old grandson, you can't say that, the reason why the Monkey King is called the Monkey King is not sealed by others, it was the old man who came up with it himself, why did it make a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace?" Isn't it just that I can't get used to this group of grandchildren? It's just that a person's power is limited, a phone call in the sky, there are 100,000 heavenly soldiers and generals at every turn, after calling the small ones, the big ones come out, and they are Bodhisattvas and Buddhas, if it were you, what would you do? If you don't accept your fate, how can you twist your arms over your thighs? Tell me, isn't this the reason? ”
Sun Mouse shook his head, hugged the wine jar and poured another sip.
Song Liangyu said drunkenly: "The Great Sage is a poor person, let people be locked in a cage, and they have to accompany the smiling face to finish singing after being stepped on their tails, along the way, ninety-nine eighty-one is difficult, you break your fingers and count carefully, how many are real monsters?" It's a relative from heaven at every turn, the great sage is thankless, those with backgrounds are all taken back by the masters of the family, and those who have no background deserve to be beaten to death with a stick. ”
Sun Mouse sighed again, chattering comfortingly.
Song Liangyu didn't understand, and shouted while holding the wine jar: "Okay, okay, I won't say it, I won't say it, come, continue to drink, don't mention these bad things." ”
It's just that Song Liangyu just picked up the wine jar, and suddenly felt his head sink, and then fell on the stone platform.
Sun Mouse stepped forward and pushed it, Song Liangyu waved his hand and shouted: "Hey, don't make trouble, I'm done drinking, you should drink." ”
It's drunk.
Sun Mouse dragged Song Liangyu's whole person on the stone platform, and then he was afraid that he would roll down, so he pushed it inside a few times, and after that, the monkey picked up two jars of wine and walked towards Du Duqi.
These two guys both love wine, so they fight for wine regardless of their previous suspicions.
Song Liangyu was left alone, lying on the stone platform on all fours, drunk and unconscious.