Chapter 8: The Consequences of Bringing Uncle Snake Home
In the obvious hostile gaze of He Tianyi's father, He Tianyi smiled and took Uncle Snake's hand and walked in front of his parents, and said with a sweet smile: "Dad, Mom, let me introduce you, this is my best friend, you call him...... Just call him Uncle Snake. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info declares in advance that this is the most honored guest of our family, if you make him unhappy, I will be anxious with you! ”
With such an ambiguous statement, he almost said "This is my boyfriend", you can imagine how desperate Father He is in his heart. His eyes widened, he rolled up his sleeves and strode forward, and he was about to ask loudly how this man was so intentional that he dared to hook up with his precious daughter. Fortunately, Mother He reacted quickly and pulled her impulsive wife in time.
"Hehe, Uncle Snake, please sit down." In line with the principle that everyone who comes is a guest, He Tianyi's mother greeted Uncle Snake with a strong smile. Generally speaking, when a mother is more likely to accept the fact that her daughter has a boyfriend, after all, mothers want their daughters to marry a good man. Of course, this does not mean that He Mu is "satisfied" with Uncle Snake, but the resistance is not so strong.
The conscience of heaven and earth, He Tianyi didn't mean that to Uncle Snake at all, and the two old men completely misunderstood. She hooked shoulders with Uncle Snake and made love for a very simple reason, purely to please this thigh. Closer to home, Uncle Snake is her best bodyguard, able to protect her if she loses her force; In the distance, Uncle Snake is still a member of the Youzhou Group, and he is the object of her efforts. In short, this unfathomable man cannot afford to offend, and he must do everything possible to keep him by his side.
Of course, this is also thanks to Uncle Snake being a serious person, He Tianyi dared to stick to him Ai Ai Qingqing and me. If you want to change to Jiang Nan's squinting fat man, you won't dare to do it if you kill her.
In an awkward atmosphere, He Tianyi, Uncle Snake and the two old men sat down in a row and began to enjoy refreshments. Ignoring the angry or stunned eyes of his parents, He Tianyi smiled sweetly, carefully held the teacup and invited Uncle Snake to drink tea, his mouth was cold and warm, looking like a gentle and considerate little daughter-in-law who served her boyfriend. Seeing this scene, the poor old father was so angry that he almost flipped the table several times.
"This ...... Uncle Snake, where did you go to school and what position did you hold? He Tianyi's mother asked in a whisper. is worthy of being a mother, and the occupational disease was committed immediately, and she began to check the man's details and occupation.
"Killers."
Uncle Snake replied expressionlessly, which scared the two old men a lot. He Tianyi, who was sitting on the side, was angry, and really wanted to smash Uncle Snake's head with the teapot in his hand - uncle, please talk and see if the occasion is good? This is my family, what should I do if your remarks frighten my parents!
"Hehe, Uncle Snake is joking." The girl explained with a smile as she secretly pinched Uncle Snake's thigh under the table with her hand. "He's been playing a lot of computer games lately, and his mind isn't very clear. What he meant was that his character in the game was a killer assassin, the kind who specializes in stabbing knives in the back. Hehe, hehehehe-"
The girl casually talked nonsense, forcibly played the round, and finally confused the matter. She noticed that the atmosphere was wrong, and then looked at Uncle Snake's restless look, and she also understood that this killer uncle was not good at dealing with such occasions. So, she took Uncle Snake's hand and said with a smile: "Then let's do this first, let's go to my bedroom and talk slowly." Mom, Dad, you go over tea. ”
What, go to the bedroom and "talk slowly"? He Tianyi's father's eyes were about to pop out, and his eyes were full of murderous aura when he looked at Uncle Snake, eager to eat this man alive. In the face of this killing intent, Uncle Snake couldn't help but shudder, as a killer, he felt uncomfortable, and felt that the person opposite was more like a killer......
"Okay, okay, Dad, don't make trouble, the two of us really don't have that kind of relationship." From the parents' reactions that were wrong, He Tianyi finally guessed that they must have misunderstood something. "We're just friends, not the kind of relationship you think. Uncle Snake, let's go. ”
Watching her daughter gently hold a man's hand, jump into the bedroom, and lock the door by the way, the two parents looked at each other, completely confused. He Tianyi's father was so angry that he slammed the table and shouted angrily: "Pit father, they have all entered the boudoir, are they still ordinary friends?" Woo woo woo kid, what should we do, or how about calling the police? ”
"Are you stupid, the police are in charge of this?" Mother He was angry and funny, poked his wife's forehead and scolded. "Now is the era of free love, and we as parents can only respect our children's choices."
"Then you can't choose one like that, you're about the same age as me, and you can be Tianyi's father." Father He hung his head in annoyance, still unwilling to admit defeat.
"Maybe Tianyi likes this flavor of uncle, who knows......" The old mother sighed and said helplessly.
The two parents were worried outside the room, but He Tianyi in the room didn't care. She diligently took out a lot of small snacks, strawberry candy cookies or something, and invited Uncle Snake to enjoy them, but Uncle Snake coldly refused.
"I'd better go, I don't feel like my parents are very welcoming to me." Uncle Snake glanced out the door and looked embarrassed. He could feel the murderous aura outside through the bedroom door, and the father must have been staring at him at this time, eager to break him into pieces with his mind across the wall.
"Don't, what should I do if you leave?" The girl hurriedly stopped her, but she hoped that Uncle Snake would not leave her side twenty-four hours a day, so that she could be protected without fail. After the café was surrounded by thugs today, she realized how unsafe her situation was. Because of its fame, it is also dangerous; The more people who know her, the more bad guys there are in it. If Uncle Snake leaves, the same thing will happen.
As an inner man, He Tianyi has always felt that a good man stands up to the sky, and it is the right way to work hard to make a career. The problem is that many men don't have such lofty ideals, and they are full of thoughts that nothing but women are women. A beautiful girl like He Tianyi has undoubtedly become their target, and many idiots would rather risk killing their heads than get her body. Even, if you can kiss a beauty's lips, there is no regret in dying - no way, people who are too beautiful are trouble.
These idiots have had a great impact on He Tianyi's life, of course, not only her, but many big stars have encountered similar problems. Especially like South Korea, many fanatical illegitimate meals (fans who affect their private lives) besiege their idols all day long, from hotels to homes, and finally make celebrities have to call the police, and there are not a few guys who are arrested like this every year.
Therefore, with a monster like Uncle Snake by his side, He Tianyi will have confidence wherever he goes. Those idiots who plotted against her were basically scumbags, and it was impossible to compete with Uncle Snake. Of course, the trouble is that there are many of them, and they are all over the world - today's "fairy sister" has already reached the reputation of "no one in the world knows the king". Therefore, He Tianyi would like Uncle Snake to live in the house, and it is best to sleep in a room with her, so that it can be protected 24 hours a day.
"Well, you'll sleep in my bedroom." The girl smiled and proposed.
"It's still not necessary, the young master has instructed me to protect you secretly, and I have already violated the order by coming to see your family." Uncle Snake frowned and said, "You don't have to worry, I will protect you inseparable, but it will be out of sight of you and your family." Don't forget that I'm a killer and hiding my aura is the basic. If something happens to you, the young master will be very sad, so even if you fight for my life, I will take care of you. ”
Of course, there is another reason why he is reluctant to stay: he really can't stand the embarrassing atmosphere here, let alone He Tianyi's father's murderous gaze - it seems that the power of father's love is really terrifying to make a killer so fearful. Of course, Uncle Snake is a smart person, and it is impossible to hate He Tianyi's father because of this little thing. He can understand the old father's thoughts, and if he thinks about it, he can also understand that no one wants his daughter to be ruined casually. So don't worry about what revenge he will take against the old man.
"Then I'll take my leave."
After saying this, Uncle Snake didn't plan to stay any longer, opened the bedroom window, and went straight out from the balcony. Worthy of being a killer, even the way he runs away is so special, unusual, like Assassin's Creed. He Tianyi was stunned, knowing that her bedroom was on the third floor of the villa, and hoped that Uncle Snake would not fall on the lawn downstairs......
"Next time, remember to take the normal road, your soul is light!"
The girl yelled outside and closed the window shut, regardless of whether Uncle Snake heard it or not. It's strange to say, not to mention an ordinary man, even if he is a decent gentleman, he will be tempted by such a delicate beauty as He Tianyi, right? Now He Tianyi begged him to sleep together, and this man actually refused without changing his face, he really didn't eat the fireworks in the world!
Not to mention a righteous gentleman, even if he is a disciple of the Five Pure Sects, after witnessing He Tianyi's beautiful appearance of sinking fish and geese, he must not help but move his heart. In such a comparison, Uncle Snake is indeed too serious, and he is a little abnormal.
"Could it be that he has homosexual tendencies?"
He Tianyi muttered in his heart, pondered it carefully, and suddenly realized. Uncle Snake is not interested in her, but he thinks about his little master all day long, and his mouth is broken, the young master is long and the young master is short...... Hey, I know, he must secretly like Gongsun Ying and have a crush on this handsome and charming young master. Dare to love this pair of masters and servants and have such forbidden feelings, Longyang is good, and the feelings of broken sleeves are ......
The girl silently made up her mind and couldn't help laughing. I don't know if Uncle Snake would be so angry that he would slap her in the face if he knew her thoughts.