Volume 1 The First Entry into the Other World Chapter 5 The Lottery of the Pit Daddy
Zaun: "???"
I don't know why, I always feel that the sound of the system is a little gloating!
Suddenly, he noticed that there were some small words next to the steel wool ball on the screen, and he leaned over to check it without giving up.
"Rich Woman Happy Ball Introduction: Legend has it that this thing can make the rich woman get great pleasure and satisfaction, but behind this is the unbearable pain of those delicate ducks, so a clever duck invented this thing instead.
Effect: After using this item, the pain of a woman who is richer than you will be converted into a feeling of pleasure when she inflicts damage on you, Note: It does not reduce the damage, but it can lock in the last drop of blood when a rich woman inflicts a fatal wound on you. ”
"Do you want to put it in the storage compartment? You can press the Q button to take it out and use it according to your mind. ”
It's a dad!
Looking at the genuine steel wool ball in his palm, Zu An almost didn't fall to the ground.
This thing is useful, the effect is so chicken, and there are a lot of restrictions, why don't I go to be a duck, how can I use this thing?
Zu An stuffed the steel wool ball back into the inventory with a black line, and then ran back to change the basin of water and wash his face, still not at ease, so he deliberately turned back and washed his hands several times.
Then the third draw was pressed.
The cursor continued to turn, and Zu An's eyes widened: "Don't be a space, don't be a Q......"
Eventually, the cursor rested on the "B" key.
The cold voice came from his ears: "Congratulations on the poison in the dagger!"
Zaun: "???"
He almost didn't have a mouthful of old blood spurting out, this keyboard is too improper, what kind of stuff are you smoking, until he saw the black dagger on the screen, he didn't know that he wanted to be crooked.
"Dagger poison introduction: once someone won the ticket, subconsciously licked it, and then died, the last sentence before death was that the dagger was poisonous. Instructions for use: This is a cursed dagger that causes an instant death to the injured as soon as it causes a wound. ”
Zu An was finally a little relieved, although the name of this thing was a bit like that, but it was no less than an artifact when it was used well, but the biggest problem was whether he could hurt those enemies.
After seeing the abilities of Xue'er and Chu Chuyan before, I am afraid that I will not even be able to get close to them when I really fight, let alone cause wounds.
Well, to keep a low profile, sneak attack is the king, back then Wei Xiaobao was able to win seven girls with a dagger, my Zu An has this artifact, and it is not a problem to win seventy.
Hey, if I get hurt by this dagger, will I die too?
Looking at the dagger in his hand, Zu An had the urge to cut his fingers and try it, but in the end, he still dispelled the idea of trying the law, and he died.
Zu An hurriedly started the next lottery, but unfortunately no matter how he pressed the lottery system, there was no response, only the screen reminded "Anger value is insufficient".
"It's not easy to get angry. Thinking of Xue'er's girl, Zu An touched his chin and laughed ruefully.
Hey, laughing like that, it's like a bad person.
Thinking of Xue'er, he remembered the embarrassing experience tonight, his face couldn't help shaking, and the joy of the lottery suddenly dissipated, and the top priority was how to recover the little brother.
Wait, what kind of "Phoenix Nirvana Sutra" seems to have been swallowed by the keyboard just now?
Zu An's face turned pale in an instant, do I really want to become Sima Qian?
Hurriedly checked the keyboard, found that only the F2 key was still on, pressed it, and the screen displayed: "Do you practice the Phoenix Nirvana Sutra?"
Zu An suddenly turned his worries into joy, could it be that with the help of this keyboard, he could reach the full level with one click? What is the secret book of the unknowable land, as soon as he hears it, he is too good, so can't he walk sideways in this world?
Hurriedly pressed "yes", only to see a little golden light flying out of F2 and spreading all over his body, giving him a warm and extremely comfortable feeling.
One knife 999 level, one knife 999 level!
Zu Anxin meditated silently, and after a while, the golden light faded, and he opened his eyes suddenly, only to feel that the air was sweeter, and there seemed to be some differences between heaven and earth, so he used his strength to punch the stone next to him.
"Pain, Pain, Pain, Pain......"
Zu An clutched his fists, tears coming out of his eyes.
It's completely the same as before, no, it's still a little different, that is, there seem to be nine incomparably complex carved magic circles on his skin now, each magic circle is hollow, distributed all over his body in turn, and there are lines connecting the magic circle with the magic circle.
Soon, those carved arrays disappeared into the skin and slowly disappeared, Zu An suddenly became anxious, and then he saw those carved arrays in front of his eyes again, as if he was looking inward.
"What are these magic circles?" Zu An noticed that there was some golden substance inside the magic circle at the bottom, he thought of the characteristics of this exercise introduced by the mysterious old man before, and then looked at his bloody fist, and suddenly realized:
This cheap exercise really depends on being beaten to improve your skills.
In his previous life, he had a lot of experience in games, and he quickly figured out that it was this keyboard that made his cultivation easy and visualized, and as long as he filled the golden matter in these nine magic circles, he should be able to level up.
And this golden substance is obviously obtained by being beaten.
For the sake of their lower body...... Ah, the happiness of the second half of your life, even if this exercise is cheap, you have to practice it.
Zuan gritted his teeth and punched the wall again.
But although it hurt this time, the golden substance in the circle barely increased, and Zu An looked at the two fists and roughly understood what was going on.
Unlike the first punch, this punch has its own subjective consciousness, and the body's subconscious will protect itself to take away part of the force, and the effect is naturally not as good as the first time.
The road of masochism doesn't work, it seems that you can only find someone else to fight, but who to go to?
Damn, the more I think about it, the more I feel cheap.
He was upset, and suddenly noticed that there were mice coming out to forage at his feet, and he couldn't help but feel angry, this uncle was really sad enough, and the place where he lived was shabby, and there were even rats.
flew up directly and kicked the mouse out of the window, and when he was lamenting that his footwork was comparable to that of the national football team, the door was kicked open.
"You threw this mouse?" As a crisp voice sounded, a young girl appeared in the doorway, slender and petite, with red lips and white teeth, thin pink lips, short shoulder-length hair, and oblique bangs slightly covering her eyes.
If it weren't for the fact that she was still holding a mouse in her hand at this time, Zu An would have sighed that she was a cute beautiful girl.
Seeing the rats squeaking and struggling in her hands, Zuan reminded, "Beware of rats biting you." ”
"I'm not afraid of this thing. As soon as the girl's voice fell, she pinched it directly, and the mouse screamed miserably, and there was no longer breath.
Zu An swallowed his saliva, is this Nima still a woman?
I saw that the girl casually threw the corpse of the rat out, wiped her hands indifferently, and then stared at him with a frosty face: "I don't know what my sister thinks, I didn't punish you after I caught you back." ”
Zu An was about to ask what was going on with the chewing sound outside, and was startled when he heard her words: "Sister?"
Only then did she notice that her eyebrows were somewhat similar to Chu Chuyan, but she was much younger, it seemed that the second lady of the Chu family, Chu had also recruited, after this period of time, he and the memories of this body slowly merged, and many of the previous clips had been remembered, but he didn't understand why the second miss would take such an ugly name.
The girl in front of her was wearing a tight leather coat all over her body, and she looked more and more slender in her waist, with a small leather whip hanging around her waist, she looked like a little pepper, which was completely different from her sister's cold appearance, and she didn't know why the contrast was so great.
"Where do you look at those dog eyes?" Chu Huanzhao was originally very dissatisfied with him, but now seeing his eyes turn straight up, he only felt more and more annoying.
Rage from Chu Returns the Move +10!
Zu An noticed that the anger value on the keyboard had become "10", and couldn't help but be overjoyed, this little girl is very angry, and I'm really sorry for my conscience if I don't take this opportunity to earn a little more anger value.
As soon as his eyes turned, he thought about it: "I have always had a question that I can't figure out, your sister's name is Chu Yan, how beautiful her name is, why did you give you such an ugly name?"
Anger from Chu returns the move +666!
Zu An was taken aback suddenly, this anger value is too exaggerated.
I saw that Chu was still red-eyed, and his little face was flushed: "I'm bah, what a first face, that's her own name, her original name was Zhao Di!"
Thinking of the cheap wife, who was dressed in white and had the temperament of a fairy out of the dust, but had the name of such a village girl, Zu An suddenly looked strange.
Recruit Di, and recruit ...... Wait, I remember that the prince of the house seems to be called Youzhao......
"Are you laughing at me?" Chu Huanzhao's words interrupted his thoughts.
"No, no," feeling the flickering fire in her eyes, Zu An hurriedly denied, "By the way, then why don't you change your name?"
Rage from Chu Returns the Move: +199!
"I want to change it, but my father and mother won't let me say anything, and my sister won't allow it, hmph, she has changed it herself, and she doesn't care if others live or die!" The girl couldn't help but look sad and indignant when she thought of being ridiculed by her friends and college classmates since she was a child.
"Wait!" Chu Huanzhao suddenly reacted, "Don't be close to my aunt and grandmother, I'm here to settle last night's account with you!"
Zu An is happily counting the anger points he has gotten, and he has collected 875 anger points, and he can draw 8 prizes, and this time he must not be able to draw out those messy things, and subconsciously replied: "What happened last night must be a misunderstanding." ”
"You've climbed into my bed, what can you misunderstand. Chu also sneered.
Rage from Chu Returns the Move +10!
Hey, why is there so little anger value, which shows how deep her resentment is against her name.
Zu An spread his hands: "Then why didn't you stop it at that time? ”
"I ......" A hint of red cloud flashed on Chu Huanzhao's fair face, "I don't know what's going on, it seems that I fell asleep at the time." ”
"I was drunk at the time, and I don't know why I was in your room, there must be something strange about it. "Zu An can't care about anger at this time, the top priority is to appease this little aunt and grandmother, I don't know if she will do martial arts, people at this age do things the most seriously, in case a mistake kills me, where can I reason?
"Is it possible that I brought you into the house?" Chu Huanzhao sneered, "As the so-called wine is the medium of sex, if you don't go to other places when you are drunk, you go to me, which proves that you have bad intentions towards Miss Ben on weekdays." ”
Zu An stared at her airport-like chest, and let out a long sigh: "You are still a child, how can I have thoughts about you, if you really have any ideas, you should run to your sister's house." ”
Chu Huanzhao instantly exploded: "I have obviously grown up, and I can occasionally help the family take care of the industry! On the contrary, you are a waste, you will only eat dry rice at home, where do you have the face to say me!"
Anger from Chu Returns is +99!
Zu An secretly laughed, sure enough, no matter what world they are in, the most taboo thing for teenagers who have just grown up is to be treated as children.
"Look at your fierce and vicious appearance, which man will dare to marry you in the future? A woman should look like a woman, do needlework on weekdays, and learn to be virtuous and virtuous," Zu An looked at her earnestly, his eyes full of love, "Good, brother-in-law is also for your good." ”
Although he was a little worried about being killed, he was really a little difficult to stop watching the soaring anger value.
"Ahhh
Rage from Chu +33 +33 +33......
Seeing that the number of the anger value panel began to soar, Zu An almost didn't laugh out loud, this little girl's mood is really flirtatious, if it is that iceberg wife, I'm afraid it won't be so easy.
"Don't you really want to beat me now? Don't forget that I'm your brother-in-law, bully the elders and be careful of the thunder and thunder. As if he could see that the girl on the opposite side was about to smoke on her head, Zu An was also a little weak-hearted, so would she be bald if she caught one?
But after thinking about it, it's not a big deal to let her beat her, this little arm and leg, it shouldn't be too dangerous to be punched in the chest by such a beautiful girl's small fist, maybe she can take the opportunity to break through that exercise.
Rage from Chu Returns the Move +55!
Zu An didn't have time to be happy, only to feel a strong force in his chest, and a mouthful of blood spurted out of him, and the whole person fell to the bed.
Chu also retracted his fist and snorted disdainfully: "Seeing that you provoked you like this, I thought you had any ability, cut, weak chicken!"