Chapter 39: Dogs, Farts
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More than 100 examinees gathered in the Xuanwumen martial arts training ground, sat down in order, and quietly waited for the examiner to distribute paper and pencils.
Ah Yun sat in the stands, looking at the examinees from afar, leisurely eating melons and drinking tea, and the ministers of civil and military affairs were lined up on both sides. The big guy is very confused now, after all, it is the first time to take such a test. In the past, there was a separate room for each examiner, and it was good to complete the exam papers in one day, and no one would disturb them in the middle. Some dignitaries and nobles have paid off the invigilators in advance, and when they are searched, they can put some water in the body, which can be a blatant fraud.
It's good now, the Queen Mother directly moved the examination room to the public, and it's not easy to cheat in front of everyone, and the previous purchase was done in vain. There are many ministers' children or distant relatives who are now sitting in the center of the martial arts training ground, and they hope that there will be no more moths in this exam question!
All the ministers were impatient to wait, so Ah Yuncai waved his hand and beckoned the inner servants to serve with pen and ink. The ministers waited eagerly, only to see Ah Yun wave his hand, unfold the scroll, and write down two words "Dragon Flying Phoenix Dance" - "dog, fart"!
The ministers were in an uproar, this word is really ugly! Ahem, but that's not the point! The key is that the Queen Mother, you have been holding back for so long, and you have this 'bullshit' topic? Is this a topic? This queen mother is not playing tricks! Kaozi was also stunned!
Ah Yun slowly spoke, "Everyone, today's exam question is 'dog, fart', take these two words as the topic, make an article, the time is two pillars of incense, pay attention to the word dog and fart can not be used together!" If there is no such word in the article, even if the writing is brilliant, it will not be admitted! Well, it's up to everyone! Those with unique insights are rewarded for mourning their families! ”
“…… What the? ”
"Isn't this nonsense? How can these two words be elegant! ”
"Sure enough, I don't know the etiquette!"
"Female streamers, there is no Sven!" As soon as Ah Yunfu finished speaking, the ministers began to discuss. Ah Yun turned a deaf ear, and the more the ministers talked, the more excited they became, and they couldn't wait to open the pot. There are many examinees who have already lost their pens and thrown their sleeves and rushed away angrily!
"Queen Mother, this move is inappropriate, I'm afraid that such a text is not suitable for exam questions! Please also ask the Queen Mother to take back her fate! Li Shangshu bowed and said. Other ministers chimed in.
"The mourning family's golden mouth, how can there be a reason to take back your fate!" Ah Yun was a little displeased.
"Queen Mother, this exam is a big matter, please think twice!"
"Li Shangshu, what question is the mourning family's business in the mourning family's exam, you can't avoid being too lenient!" This world is royal, and it is not the turn of the courtiers to worry about what kind of talent to choose, and Ah Yun's implication is that Li Shangshu has the intention of making trouble.
"Queen Mother, Weichen is just thinking about the people, please let the Queen Mother know it!" Li Shangshu panicked, knelt down with a thud, and kowtowed heavily.
"Hmph, for the sake of the people?" Ah Yun sneered, "Dare to ask how Li Shangshu thinks about the people?" ”
"Is it corruption and perversion of the law, or is it a party for personal gain!" Ah Yun's tone was quite stern.
"Panic! Queen Mother, these are all slanders, the minister is a veteran of the three dynasties, loyal, how can he do things that are corrupt and pervert the law, and form a party for personal gain! Please be aware of the Queen Mother! ”
"Please see the Queen Mother!" The ministers also knelt down.
"Huh!" This group of ministers is proud of their achievements, and if they move, they will have to be deducted from the hat of being mediocre and crossing the river and demolishing the bridge! This is a naked threat! But does Ah Yun care? Of course I don't care!
"Hehe, are you stupid to be mourners?" Ah Yun didn't laugh angrily.
"Don't dare!"
"What else would you not dare! ……”
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"The Lord Regent has arrived!" A shrill voice came, and everyone looked sideways. I saw a neat and uniform pace sounded, and in an instant, all corners of the martial arts training ground were full of iron-clad and black-armored soldiers, different from the pampered Praetorian Guards, these soldiers were more well-equipped, and they knew at a glance that they were well-trained.
Then two groups of soldiers stood on either side to make way for them. Murong Jin walked with a steady pace towards Ah Yun on the high platform from the middle. Ah Yun has heard that the regent is brave and good at fighting, but today is the first time he has seen Murong Jin put on his battle armor and put on his battle robe. The scales of the armor made of dark iron glowed with a cold and cold light, and the blood-red robes hunted in the autumn wind, tall and mighty, invincible! Murong Jin walked step by step, stepping on the tip of Ah Yun's heart every step!