As the system counted to one, Lin Yi felt a flash of white light in front of his eyes. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

When I opened my eyes again, I was greeted by a white ceiling. Looking around, the scene in front of me is so familiar and strange at the same time.

The four iron loft beds were neatly arranged in two rows, the piles of garbage on the floor looked so cute, and the air was filled with the smell of stinky feet that must be found in the boys' dormitory...... It's still so stinky!

When Lin Yi saw this situation, he shed tears excitedly, and he was sure in his heart that the previous one was not a dream.

I've really been reborn, and I'm back to my college days.

"Sister! I didn't protect you well in my last life, and I won't let anyone bully you again in this life. Lin Yi clenched his fists and swore secretly.

At this time, Lin Yi was lying on the bed, and when his eyes swept to the bed, he found that there was an extra green card beside him, and there were some more...... A business card that was printed when I was bored in my previous life.

He didn't understand why the system brought the business cards of his previous life over, didn't the system know that these business cards did not bring Lin Yi any glory, but only shame?

"Forget it, leave it alone!" Lin Yi sat up and stuffed the business card into his pocket haphazardly, and picked up the green card again and looked at it.

The card has a heavy feeling in the hand, and it seems to be a glass product. There is a small line written on it, and some black curves are carved on both sides.

"Expiration booster card? This should be included in the system's gift package. But this is too picky, what kind of memory potions are given in other novels, Diana pills or something. What's the use of giving me a broken card, and there's a time limit! ”

Lin Yi had already positioned the god-level card system as a third-rate system in his mind at this moment.

"Bang!" Just as he was about to call the system, the door of the dormitory seemed to be slammed open by a huge force, and a man with a figure of 1.9 meters and a white vest and a pair of strong arms walked in from outside.

The man had a Chinese face, ordinary appearance, and a big mole at the corner of his mouth, which was extremely conspicuous.

When Lin Yi saw this person, he jumped down from the top bunk of the raised bed excitedly and hugged him.

“…… What is this? Although I don't like women, it doesn't mean that I like men, I just like to enjoy the carefree and free life of a single aristocrat. ”

"Wang Dazhuang, the host's college classmate and roommate, is crazy about fitness and is still a different person, saying that he doesn't like women, but in fact, no one can talk about women."

Just when Lin Yi hugged Wang Dazhuang, the obscene voice of the system sounded in his head.

"Hey, big brother system, I know his name is Wang Dazhuang, I know everything you said, so I don't need to explain so much, right?" Lin Yi was speechless for a while, he didn't expect his system to be so chicken-woman, and even the character traits of others were analyzed.

The system rape laughed and said in an extremely obscene voice: "I'm just reading a narration, you go on, I don't see anything!" ”

Lin Yi originally wanted to scold his mother, but when he heard the system say to continue, he remembered that he was still holding Wang Dazhuang, hurriedly let go of his hand, and said with some embarrassment:

"I haven't seen you for a summer vacation, I miss you a little, can I prove anything if I hug you?"

Wang Dazhuang looked at Lin Yi with a strange look, obviously not believing that he was just thinking about him.

"We both went back to school a day early, and we had dinner together last night, where did we get a summer vacation? If you really need that, I happen to know a friend who can match you up. ”

"......" Lin Yi thought about it, in his previous memory, it was indeed the school where he and Wang Dazhuang went back early, if it was a day earlier, then ......

"Suffered! Today is the day my cute and spoiled sister comes to report on the school! "What Lin Yi was most afraid of in her last life was Lin Shuya's sticky energy, as long as she betrayed her cute and coquettish routine, Lin Yi had to respond to her requests, otherwise she would stick to you until she died.

Even if you die, I'm afraid she will stick to you!

In one word, it is dog skin plaster...... Eh, how can you use such a derogatory term to describe your sister, it's obviously maltose.

The fear of being dominated by Lin Shuya in the past, Lin Yi now thinks about it is completely a pleasure, he pushed Wang Dazhuang away, and rushed out of the bedroom directly at the speed of a 100-meter sprint, leaving only Wang Dazhuang with a confused face.

"I haven't seen you in a summer vacation, how did Lin Yi become so nervous? Could it be that something stimulated it? Wang Dazhuang couldn't help but shudder when he remembered that Lin Yi had just hugged him and was unwilling to let go for a minute.

Along the way, Lin Yi showed a smile at the students that he thought was very handsome, everything here made him extremely memorable, and his college career was about to start again.

There was still some distance from the school registration office, and Lin Yi couldn't help but call out what kind of card system.

"My name is the god-level card system, please remember it next time, and the system won't care about you if you call it the wrong name."

"Hehe, it's still with labor and management!" Lin Yi didn't expect that his system was still a little tempered, but he couldn't care so much, he continued to ask:

"Brother System, what is that green card you gave me, and how should I use it?"

Seeing that Lin Yi's memory was so poor, the system said impatiently: "Didn't I tell you before, that card is an aging booster card!" The function is to strengthen any part of the body for an hour. ”

Lin Yi immediately came to his senses when he heard this, and said a little weakly: "Can any part really be increased?" After speaking, he deliberately looked down at his crotch, and a wicked smile appeared on his face.

This move, of course, is in the eyes of the system, and it explains somewhat speechlessly: "Yes, any part can be amplified." If the host wants to continue to obtain such cards, they must complete the tasks issued by the system or do something that makes others feel happy, safe, and good for you. ”

"The system collects these to increase the experience points, and for every 100 experience points, a card can be drawn immediately. The higher the level of the system, the better the cards drawn. ”

Lin Yi nodded, and said with a surprised expression: "That is, being issued a good person card by others can increase the experience points." Oh my God, I didn't expect you to be such a positive energy system, I thought you were just a third-rate garbage system in outer space. ”

"Cut, you're third-rate trash! By the way, you can also gain experience points by spreading positive energy, so the host should work hard to be able to use more advanced cards! ”

After Lin Yi knew that he would be able to draw cards in the future, he walked excitedly on the cement road of the campus, and sang loudly while talking:

"If you feel happy, you clap your hands, if you feel happy, you clap your hands, if you feel happy, clap your hands, if you feel happy, clap your hands, see everyone clap together, papa!"

Just when Lin Yi finished singing a short bar, there was a sudden "ding dong" sound in his mind, and then the obscene voice of the system sounded:

"Congratulations to the host for successfully making people nearby feel happy and gaining 50 experience points,"

When Lin Yi heard the prompt of the system, he couldn't help but stop and freeze in place, thinking to himself: "Singing a classic old song will gain experience points?" What's going on? Then he sings the most dazzling national style, and the experience value is not directly off the table? ”

Before Lin Yi could ask what was going on in the system, he saw that the classmates who were originally walking on the road had surrounded him at some point.

"Can handsome also make people happy? Wouldn't I just need to walk a few laps on the road every day to upgrade the system to the full level? Lin Yi saw that these students were looking at him with a hot eye, and he couldn't help but think in his heart.

However, he thought wrongly, and saw a male student with eyes and elegant manners, walking quickly in front of Lin Yi, grasping his hand, looking like a fellow countryman, and said with a hard-working look:

"This classmate, your high-pitched singing voice is full of youth, that bohemian love for freedom, and that longing for happiness has rendered the entire campus, and I can hear from your singing that you are a person with a story."

“…… Can you fucking be more bullshit, I'm just singing casually, I accept the bohemianism, and I can accept the desire for happiness, but where did you hear the story you said I had a story? Of course, this was just Lin Yi's heart, and he didn't say it.

He looked at so many classmates staring at him, scratched his head embarrassedly, and said with a red face: "Yes, you really have taste!" ”

The man with glasses let go of Lin Yi's hand, waved his big hand, and said impassionedly like a speech: "Classmate, your song reveals your heart, fully expressing that you want to spread happiness throughout the campus, as the lyrics say: Come!" Let's clap our hands on happiness.

"By the way, is this your original, it's so good. I am from the school's art club, can I invite you to sing this song at the school's orientation party? I hope you can pass on happiness to every student who thrives under the protection of the school. ”

After the end of the glasses man's speech, he attracted the applause of countless students around him.

Lin Yi smiled bitterly, he still didn't understand what was going on. I just sang a song, this is a classic "Happy Clapping Song", why did it cause such a big response?

"Mom sells batches, this must be a ghost caused by the system." Lin Yi really couldn't figure it out, so he had to push it to the system.

Just when Lin Yizheng was puzzled, a classmate with long hair and a body full of ornaments like iron chains walked out, pointed to the man with glasses and said, "You don't go to a literary club to prepare poetry recitations, who are you digging here?" If he follows you, he will only bury his talent! ”

Then he said to Lin Yi: "I am the keyboardist of the school's "Lafeng" band, and I want to invite you to be the lead singer of our band. And without him, I can get you to sing this song at the orientation party! ”

When the man with glasses heard this, his face immediately turned red, don't look at him quietly, the kung fu of the mouth cannon is amazing, I saw that he was every word, and kept counting the keyboardist of the band called "Lafeng".

"You guys who kill Matt, dress up day by day like people, don't look like ghosts, and have long hair like shemales. How pure this student's heart is, and how great his ideals are. Only our literary and artistic society can realize his noble dream! ”

"And you! What else would it be to pollute his pure mind and make him a shemale like you? Oh no! It's scary to think about! ”

Lin Yi looked at the tearing of the two, couldn't help but cover his head, and shouted in his heart: "This world is crazy!" Mama, take me away! ”