[[[cp|w:210|h:140|a:c|u:.jpg]]]"Speaking of which, how to cross the river. Pen % fun % pavilion www.biquge.info. ”

After driving out of the pit dad city, you have to face the river again, and the problem of how to cross the river has become very prominent.

"Let's go back to Toilet Town, I haven't eaten a few bites of the banquet prepared by Dr. Urinating Anywhere... Lu Xiuxiu muttered.

"Eat, eat, eat, remember."

"So what to do now, I can't cross the river... Unless we have a carriage that can fly or a boat carrying it ... ”

Suddenly, a big boat appeared on the river, and a person at the bow waved at them: "Do you want to cross the river, dear?" ”

"Huh? Luckily. Lu Xiuxiu waved at them: "Yes! Please give us a ride! ”

"Speaking of which, the author doesn't want us to cross the river, so why can this boat come to pick us up without fear of the author's thunder." Xuanxuan held her chin.

"It's good to be able to cross the river." Lu Xiuxiu waved his hand, and the boat slowly stopped on the shore of this side of Phuket Island, it was a very large sailing ship, the boat and the shore were put on hardwood, and Lu Xiuxiu drove the mule cart onto the boat.

The person who started the boat was a middle-aged man with a big red nose, he smiled, it was the kind of comprehensive furrow smile with crow's feet on his face, and he smiled and shook hands with Lu Xiuxiu: "If you want a ticket, please buy five anal shuang per person." ”

"Huh? What's that, I'm the general sales agent of Anal Cool Supreme Toilet Town! Lu Xiuxiu showed the eyes of his peers!

"Oooh! I'm the general sales agent of your brother-in-law's county! "The man also showed the look of his peers!" Oh, hey, fortunately, your brother-in-law's anal cool was out of stock a few days ago, but the river didn't know why it widened and the bridge was broken, so I got such a big boat to buy goods on Phuket Island. ”

"Speaking of which, your brother-in-law is...

"Oh! It's the city on the other side of Phuket Island.,Originally, Phuket Island was also under its jurisdiction.,This time the river has inexplicably widened.,It's estimated that Phuket Island is independent enough.,Haha.。。。 By the way, I'm a bitter single 12 Lang wandering in the evil Tanabata. ”

"Tanabata of all evils?"

"Oh, speaking of which, today is Tanabata. Tonight your brother-in-law still has a magpie bridge show. ”

"Well, I'll definitely go see it!" Lu Xiuxiu said, and at the same time turned around, found a place for Xueba to stop the question, and then sent the crucian carp to the hospital, isn't this the perfect space for two people: "I'm Lu Xiuxiu." v。 Britannia. ”

"Ahh You are the savior of River Crab Town! The savior of Supreme Toilet Town! Fourth. The highest level of evolution of the Ding Beast! That legendary Lu Xiuxiu ??? ”

"That's right, it's me."

"Three lives are fortunate! Three lives are lucky!! Sansheng is fortunate to !! The single twelve langs snorted and cried and planned to wipe the snot and tears on Lu Xiuxiu's body, but Lu Xiuxiu hurriedly dodged: "Speaking of which, doesn't the author plan to let us cross the river, is there really no problem for you to take us over?" ”

"Nani! And this kind of thing? By this time the boat had reached the middle of the river: "Jump for me!" I can't afford to offend the author! ”

"Nani! Jump! Who said just now that Sansheng is lucky! And said it three times! Says who! I'm the sales agent of the Supreme Toilet Town! Don't think about anything else, think about the feelings of peers, okay! ”

"No way! The author is so despicable... Oh no! The author is so noble! It will make my anal cool not sell! It will shatter my dream of becoming rich and handsome! It will make me continue to be single for the rest of my life! No way! Jump for me! ”

"We're stuck here! The author loves chirp! Lu Xiuxiu waved his hand, and Xuanxuan crucian carp and Ji Xueba got out of the car, looking as if they had settled here.

A black dot suddenly appeared in the sky in the distance, and the closer it flew, the closer it became, only to see that it was a fat small missile, which read: Author's Thunder No. 2.

When the people on the boat saw this thing, they were all in chaos: "The captain's car is in four, and the car is in four!" (The boat car represents the main engine, and the passenger ship is generally divided into four gears, one represents the previous gear, and four is the meaning of full speed.) ）

The fat little missile slowly flew closer and closer, and the whirring sound of the energy it sprayed could already be heard, and the people on the boat were screaming or praying, Lu Xiuxiu hurriedly held down the toilet summoner and planned to summon a messenger of urinate and defecation at any time!

The small missile exploded less than 20 meters behind the ship, and the huge wave of water threw the boat up and threw it out of the distance and fell back into the water! Thanks to the anal pleasure of loading a boat, it doesn't bounce up much!

The people on board screamed, and the huge waves made it rain, and washed the deck, only to see the single twelve standing in the waves, and said to the whole boat, "Guys! Why should we have to carry so much danger to the whole boat for a few strangers to cross the river! Let's throw them into the river and sacrifice them to the author! Raise your hand if you agree! ”

At that moment, it was almost desperate! Except for Lu Xiuxiu and his party, the whole boat agreed to throw them into the river!

I saw three hands held high... They are single twelve, captain, first mate...

"Raise your hand if you don't agree to throw us into the river!" Lu Xiuxiu shouted!

Then Lu Xiuxiu, Xuanxuan, crucian carp, Ji Xueba, and the two mules pulling the carriage all raised their hands or hooves...

"Six to three, we stayed." Lu Xiuxiu said.

"Oh Shet! For the mules all raised their hooves! ”

"Actually," said one of the mules, "I am a mule from the East China Sea. The third prince of the palace, you know the setting of the white dragon horse. ”

"Actually," said the other mule, "I am a mule from the East China Sea. The third prince of the palace is the friend of the white dragon horse, you know. ”

"Oh Shet! Where did the mules come from in the East China Sea? Palace! Your mule. Palace! Does the white dragon horse have a friend? The Tang Dynasty has already engaged in it. Basic! The white dragon horse will run out and kick you to death! ”

"Engage. Kenai is a rich cultural heritage left behind by human history! The two mules kissed each other, and at the same time handed over a photograph of two mules holding torches on their shoulders. Dead, heterosexual!

"Today is Tanabata! So we unlocked our seals! For our noble burning. Dead Heterosexual Organization! ”

"Oh Shet! And the seals! That's what a dog. Fart tissue? ”

"You who are ignorant must not know, burn. The Dead Heterosexual Organization is a great organization created by the Great Queen Mother! Speaking of which, you must understand why she had to stop the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl in the first place! ”

"Oh, Shet, I know for the first time that the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl were separated for this reason!"

"That's right! That's why! Niangniang has actually coveted the Weaver Girl for a long time! ”

"They must be lonely! You must know Niangniang and Weaver Girl, right? ”

"Of course!"

"Then be sure to help me sell them anal!" Single Twelve Lang was very excited: "I will appoint you as the general agent of Anal Cool Heavenly Court now!" You're a mule for the anal cool East China Sea. Palace general agent! ”

On a swaying boat, the appointment ceremony of the general agent of Tianting Anal Shuang and the general agent of Donghai Anal Shuang is underway, and the surrounding waves are like a salute for them.

The crucian carp secretly poked Xuanxuan's arm: "Why is there a setting where the author's thunder will really be blocked if you don't care about the author's thunder?" ”

Perhaps, the author just wanted this pair of mules to be able to reach the other side of the burn. Die all heterosexuals, and also all people have an equal happy Tanabata. ”

The author's thunder kept blooming and blooming beside the ship. From a bird's-eye view from above, you can see the splashes forming rows of words: there are so many lonely people, but there are few happy people, so lonely and happy people are so rare and precious. I wish someone to be happy today, but don't come out to be happy, and I wish you happiness if you're lonely today, if you're not happy, be sure to read a few chapters of the battle to trigger the essence. Apply to join the fever after the illness. Dead heterosexual organizations are now on the streets. Dead to see all the little couples!!

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