Chapter 120: Look at the old man's title Douluo... Three missing one?
Those ten thousand golden rays of light all converged on Gatekeeper Douluo! The surrounding city management was stunned and worried!
I saw that the light slowly dispersed, and Bai Mao looked at the gatekeeper Douluo and was stunned: ". Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info。。 This... This is... No way... How could it be。。。。。。 ”
"Head, what the hell do you see?" A circle of people asked.
Bai Mao trembled and stretched out his finger to point at Jin Guangzhong: "Oh, my mom, scared me to death!" I thought there would be some peerless killer weapon.,But you actually... ”
Gatekeeper Douluo said calmly, "You won't react so much, right?" ”
Bai Mao returned to normal: "Ah, shouldn't there be such a big reaction, it's just at the end of the previous chapter, the author is thinking about leaving a suspense, that is, what kind of stuff did you come up with, the author's writing is not good and can't leave suspense, so I discussed it with me and used my performance as suspense." ”
"Hey, is it really good to write like this! You still think you've seen something, but now that you're explaining it like this, are you sure that no reader will want to beat the author! Gatekeeper Douluo shouted.
"Well, it has nothing to do with me. Then I said, old man, what the hell are you going to do with this thing? ”
"No... I'm not going to do anything, hehe... Gatekeeper Douluo smiled awkwardly: "I... I surrender, the gentleman doesn't move his hands. I saw him holding a small branch, and a small white cotton pants hung from the branch.
"The golden light was so strong just now that people couldn't open their eyes, but you took off your pants and hung the holy light on the branches, right?"
"That's right. That's right... ”
"What secret are you hiding underneath, and taking off your pants can attract such a big piece of holy light!"
"That's just the last elegy for the dignity of a Title Douluo!" Gatekeeper Douluo is awe-inspiring.
"! It's an elegy, a special fig leaf. Bai Mao spat at the mouth, shook his hand and pulled out a slinger from his waist: "The old guy who pretends to be a ghost, he actually bothered the Lao Tzu brothers to serve you for so long, you say, how to solve this matter, huh?" ”
"That... You adults have a lot of ... This is the river crab society.,That's got... Don't say that you have to respect the old first... Gatekeeper Douluo trembled and hugged the small branch with its little pants tightly in his arms.
"How are you going to make us respect the elderly? Well? A miscellaneous hair next to him pouted, raised his chin high, looked his eyes under his face, despised Gatekeeper Douluo, and slapped Gatekeeper Douluo's chest with a stick.
"That... Just the minimum respect for the old... Don't slap yourself in the face... Gatekeeper Douluo hugged his head and squatted down tremblingly.
"Rest assured, get up, I won't hit you in the face." White hairs squeezed through.
"Really?" Gatekeeper Douluo raised his head in surprise and raised his face.
"Of course, respect the old and love the young." Bai Mao replied, and then a sound of wind smashed down on Gate Douluo's face.
Then there was an explosion, and the city management scattered and flew out.
The white-haired man rolled on the ground several times and crashed into a tree by the side of the road, rubbing his waist in pain and looking at the damn old man in surprise.
I saw Gatekeeper Douluo holding his hands behind his back, still holding the white pants flag, and said faintly: "Ah, young man, don't you really think that my Douluo title is in vain?" ”
I saw Gatekeeper Douluo put his hand into his old man's vest and took out a few small glass bottles, which were yellow dung. Strange substance: "I was going to show mercy to my subordinates, but since you really did it, then I don't have any worries." ”
What just happened? It seems that the old man took out something and then exploded with a bang, Nai's yes, how could I lose at the hands of an old man after so many years of crisscrossing the city management world? The white hair jumped up from the ground with excitement! Reach out and take out your artifact from your pocket--slab bricks!
I saw that the bricks were full of texture and bright color! It is about 239.6 mm long, about 113.9 mm wide, and about 52.4 mm high! That's right, you heard it right! The maximum error with the international red brick standard is only one millimeter! It is definitely not something that ordinary domestic brick factories can produce! It's not something you can see in ordinary Celestial Empire buildings! This red brick! Strong and durable, scraped and broken, smashed and bleeding, it is definitely beyond the reach of ordinary people!
I saw the white-haired man take out this brick violently! A dazzling light flashed the dog of Gate Douluo. Eye! Gatekeeper Douluo trembled and clicked the mouse up, I poke! Is this guy really just a chengguan? This guy's equipment has a rating of more than 2.5 million! This guy is generally difficult, and the nightmare book is enough to brush it alone!
"This red brick is the one that I and my big gray brother Yue used to be. Imported German goods! You know, those Germans are known for their rigor! Alas, this legendary red brick! Bai Mao sighed with the red brick.
The surrounding circle of chengguan ignored the pain and went up to do the essence of the strange shape, neatly leaving a gap for the gatekeeper Douluo to look in, only to hear the sigh in that circle: "I'll go!" Head! How much this has strengthened! ”
"I'm going to ignore the hurt here!"
"This mosaic!"
"This enchantment!"
"This refining attribute!"
"The local tyrant is still strong in red letters!"
"There's also an inheritance effect and a gem combination star spirit bonus!"
"That's it." Bai Mao held the brick high: "Think about that year, that 517... Oh no, 51250 once invited me to use this brick as the treasure of the earthquake platform, and I didn't even do it on the condition of 99% equity transfer. ”
"Wow, whoa, whoa, whoa!"
"Hahaha...
"Who! Who is laughing here! ”
"Hahahahaha Gatekeeper Douluo let out a contemptuous laugh!
"You... You... Stinky old man, what are you laughing at! Just your tattered body, believe it or not, we can wipe the edge of the brick on the first side of the second! ”
"Young people really don't know how thick the sky is! Do you know what I have in my hands? Gatekeeper Douluo held up the few small glass bottles in his hand that contained something yellow and clear that didn't know what was yellow and thick!
"What the hell is that..."
"I don't know, what kind of color is this, it can't be poop in it."
"That's right." Gatekeeper Douluo said, "This is indeed a poop in it. ”
"Head! Head! What to do if he plays disgusting! ”
"Let's withdraw! It's not worth it to dirty our brother's hands! ”
Bai Mao calmed down for a moment: "Look at you so bullish, what kind of poop is that?" ”
"You guys..." Gatekeeper Douluo said in a long tone: "Have you ever heard of the soul technique produced by the 100 million year soul ring?" ”
Bai Mao was taken aback: "Is this ... ”
"That's right! This is the baba produced by the 100 million year soul ring soul technique! "Gatekeeper Douluo held up those few vials containing Zhao Wuji's feces! Several vials emitted a dung-yellow glow, hitting the chengguan directly!
"I'll glow when I wipe this dung!"
"Divine dung!"
"Wait!" Bai Mao waved his hand: "So what, it's just dung after all!" ”
"Oh?" Gatekeeper Douluo condensed the internal force in his body, and with a bang, the old man's sweatshirt exploded! This popping is not an ordinary popping shirt! Instead, it is neatly divided into two halves along the middle! It is as neat as a cut, enough to see that this person has deep internal strength! He opened it domineeringly! I saw that the strong muscles on my body and the layers of dense layers of this small bottle on the inside of my clothes!
All the chengguan were stunned! They retreated in horror.
"This... This... It's a bug! Chengguan is already the most rebellious and arrogant profession, bad old man, you are unexpected! You're unexpected! The white hair said coldly: "Do you live under the embrace of dung every day!" What a tenacious vitality this is! You... What the hell are you for! ”
"Look at the gate." Gatekeeper Douluo said leisurely.
"I'll go! The janitor is really an unfathomable and enigmatic character! ”
"Hahahaha! You know you're scared! Gatekeeper Douluo's ostentatious hands stretched out the sweatshirt stuffed with small glass bottles and reagent racks: "I'll collect it as soon as I launch the soul technique every time the vice dean launches it!" Fast enough to reach the feces before they have time to lose their properties! Look at that! Here, it's the nature! I just blew you up! Here, it's bullet nature! Every bottle comes from natural, high-quality purebred cows! Here, it's catapultous! The bouncy ball-like touch is addictive! Here, it's the stench nature! A murderous biochemical weapon that quickly pollutes the air around you and paralyzes your opponent's palate! ”
With the commentary, the bottles inside Gate Douluo's sweatshirt emitted a golden yellow light that could not be described! Little by little, it actually surpassed the sun! The huge dazzling light pierced the eyes of all the chengguan! Bai Mao barely stood on the ground with the red brick covering, and was painfully supported!
"Ahh Playing disgusting can actually play to such an otherworldly realm! It's horrible! ”
"Mortals! Tremble! The old man's title of Title Douluo is not in vain! The light slowly dissipated, and I saw that the white pants on the small branch of Gate Douluo were gone, and he was tying the belt of his trousers.
"What the hell are you hiding underneath that is so unsightly!!"
"Do you want to see it? Oh, let's not think about picking people's pants like Kihei~"
"Who wants to see it!"
I saw countless rotten eggs and broken shoes smashed up quickly: "Don't grind, don't grind, you two can't fight or not!" ”
“。。。 What's the matter, the readers aren't happy. ”
"Are you embarrassed to take out the broken dung eggs to show off!"
"It's you who show off the bricks first, okay!"
"If you let Lao Tzu beat him to death with a stick at the beginning, it's over! You're all in the way of the plot! ”
"No more nonsense! Let the old man teach you a good lesson! Yikes!! I saw Gate Douluo holding the vial high and rushing towards Bai Mao with both hands held high! I saw him rush off the stage and run out of the field to get into a taxi: "I can't describe the old man looking for me to play mahjong!" There are also novice guides and single twelve lang! Three are missing one! In vain, I want to know what will happen next and listen to the next breakdown! ”
"x mud horses divide you. Mother. Leg! Hey, don't withdraw, videographer! Don't get it! This is just about to start fighting that! Nima Lao Tzu looks at this old man too unpleasantly! Videographer! Come back and shoot again! Videographer! ”
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