Chapter 54: A Little Accident
The weekend that was supposed to be leisure was like that in the end, it was okay to play with Mu Kexin for a day, and then I had to face the endless resentment of my younger brother You Mo, in short, that kind of thing should be explained slowly in the future!
On a new week and a new day, he sat straight and listened to the teacher's teachings on the podium, though he didn't know what the hell he was talking about. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
The brain is even more chaotic like a pot of porridge, and drowsiness is You Mengyu's most direct state now, but since Zhao Xiajue, the bastard, has become his tablemate.
Not to mention sleeping, even if you drink hot water, people have to look at someone with that kind of loving, gentle, and fatherly light, which is bearable...... Then let's bear with it!
"I said it, this is the simplest application, that You Mengyu, you come up and answer how to do this function?"
"Report teacher, I don't understand."
"I don't understand! No, I don't understand??? Then you still listen so ......."
Waving his hand to ask someone who has no shame at all to sit down, the math teacher feels a little bad in his heart, obviously such a simple topic, obviously he has talked about it so many times, and you just listened so carefully, can you tell me what kind of yarn you are listening to, hey!!
Sitting down with a shameless face, another 'gentle' gaze came from the side, the two-finger Zen was ready, just insert it into Zhao Xiajue's eyes, and the world would be pure.
"Tsk~ Such a simple math problem, if I remember correctly, I learned it in the first year of high school, right?"
"Have you lived to be a dog all these years?"
"How? Do you want me to help you with your homework? ”
Shameless ridicule, as if this was the new fun that Zhao Xia Jue had found from the new, of course, the latter sentence was the point, and the two of them reviewed their homework in a closed environment......
Perhaps! If everyone already knows that she is a woman now, it should be a beautiful thing, and You Mengyu has only one response to this.
"it! Labor and management picked your dog's eyes today. ”
Saying that it was too late, the two-fingered Zen had already poked through like a phantom, and that strength was definitely the sum of all the grievances he had accumulated in the past few days, and the bloody picture had already appeared in You Mengyu's mind.
However, the truth always turned against the dream, and the two white slender fingers had stopped in mid-air, because there was a book there to block the castration.
That book You Mengyu has seen, what is the name of "On the New Management Theory of the 21st Century", it is the one that Zhao Xiajue has been reading recently, and the most important thing is that the book cover is still the kind with a hard shell.
Then, and then there was no then, because You Mengyu, who poked his finger on it, was already tragic, and the pain that came in an instant didn't make his mouth cry.
"Hiss ~ Pain Pain Pain !!"
"Zhao Xia is absolutely you, you have a kind of ......"
Rubbing his fingers, his eyes were slightly red, he was really about to cry, which showed how much resentment You Mengyu had against Zhao Xiajue, and the strength just now could also be seen.
Ignoring those bad things anymore, You Mengyu, who felt that his life was a little gloomy, lay on the table on the spot and refused to get up again, let him Zhao Xia Jue say nothing but hear it.
Time was passing quietly, and until recess exercise time, You Mengyu lay on the table and never moved again, and Zhao Xiajue, who was a little worried, also went to see it.
It's just that the even breathing sound and the clear stream at the corner of his mouth made him give up his unnecessary worries directly, mom! Actually fell asleep, fell asleep.....
"Students, students, please be quiet, because the senior high school students are approaching the college entrance examination, so the senior high school students did not participate in the sports meeting of our school last time, and then someone stole the Education Bureau to react......"
"Therefore, according to the above requirements, we will organize a sports meeting exclusive to the third year of high school, and please participate in it enthusiastically."
In a daze, the headmaster's loud voice was transmitting information through the loudspeaker again, and he pricked up his ears to listen, and found that he didn't care about his own affairs, and then went to sleep.
In fact, the main reason is that I slept for too long, my legs were numb and I didn't want to move, especially if I was relieved, the feeling of leg and foot spasms was simply explosive and fatal, so someone kept that sleeping position.
Soon the playground was dismissed, and the students returned to the classroom one after another, and the discussions of some students in the class were obviously about the sports meeting to be held in a few days, but it aroused You Mengyu's attention.
"You know what? For this sports meeting, I heard that the head teacher has made a lot of money. ”
"That's right! I heard that there are two more seats next to the podium table. ”
Nani? Two more seats next to the podium table? A picture of the podium table under the blackboard suddenly growing two ears suddenly appeared in someone's mind.
Hawkers! Anyway, it's none of my business, there are only two extreme characters in that place who will sit, or they are really big school tyrants! Either it's a bad student who is really noisy in class.
In the end, after summing up, You Mengyu felt that he did not meet the conditions of both people, and he had just said that it was a reward for the athletes of this sports meeting.
"Hey! If you want to participate, come to me and sign up, don't wait for it! ”
When he opened his eyes, Lu Xiaomeng, who was the squad leader, was already talking about the sports meeting, looking at the active crowd with interest, and just wanted to laugh disdainfully.
Out of the corner of his eye, Zhao Xiajue's gritting figure suddenly met his eyes, his eyes rolled slightly, and the two tables separated by the podium! If you sit there, will you be able to stay away from Zhao Xiajue?
"Haha~ Damn Zhao Xiajue, you have the ability to dismantle the podium! Labor and management participated in this athletic meet. ”
"Xiaomeng, squad leader, squad leader, I want to participate!"
shouted You Mengyu and was about to run to Lu Xiaomeng's position to grab a place, but he forgot one thing, a very important thing, that is, one of his feet had already become numb because he had slept for too long.
screamed, and before his legs could step away, he was already about to fall to the ground diagonally, and it was at this time that Zhao Xiajue, who was quick-eyed, hurriedly stepped forward and took a handful.
"Hey, You Mengyu, are you okay?"
"No, it's okay, you go away for me, I'm going to sign up."
Stunned, You Mengyu had already fallen on Zhao Xiajue's body, and his face was a little ugly and he quickly pushed him away, but the next moment he immediately collapsed onto Zhao Xiajue's body.
After the numbness of the left foot, the whole foot began to spasm under the stimulation of blood, and those who have experienced it must know that it feels like it is definitely going to heaven.
"Wait, wait, Zhao Xiajue, let me help me first......" Seeing that the people were about to leave, You Mengyu was anxious at this time, gritting his teeth and trembling all over his body.
There is no way, every spasm of his left foot can make his whole body tense, so many people can only grit their teeth and persevere, and it will be good to ease up after a while.
did not respond to You Mengyu's words, but Zhao Xiajue did stand there and did not move, in fact, he was no better now, because the smell of You Mengyu's body attracted him.
A faint fragrance, Zhao Xia dares to guarantee that this is definitely any kind of perfume that does not exist on the market, but it smells so pleasant, and there is a youthful and romantic atmosphere under the pink sky.
After thinking about it for a long time, in the end, he could only think that it was the body fragrance on You Mengyu's body, isn't it a strange thing for a man's body fragrance? Although Zhao Xia Jue has always been suspicious of someone's gender and identity.
"You smell so good! It smells pleasant. ”
"You have to take care of it! Dead pervert, he will actually be interested in men's body odor. ”
Feeling that his legs and feet were almost better, You Mengyu no longer hesitated to stay away from Zhao Xiajue's side, and staggered towards where Lu Xiaomeng was.
As for the scent? Of course, there is a fragrance on his body, it is a masterpiece made by Xiao Ji, and even many times You Mengyu wonders if someone will like him inexplicably after staying by his side for a long time.
"Are you going to that athletic meet? I also signed up, but sports are my forte! ”
Shaking his head, Zhao Xiajue suddenly said to the beautiful back, the meaning is obvious, that is, I also participated, no matter how hard you struggle, it will be useless.
"I want you to take care of ......"
looked back at Zhao Xiajue's face, and then looked at the great podium table that was likely to separate the two, life sometimes has to go crazy.
Infinite youth, indomitable!!