Chapter Sixty-Eight: You Can Masturbate in the Underworld
Jiang Kuan rummaged through an iron cabinet, and after a while, he found something inside. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
A strange thing.
It looked like an ordinary rubber tube, with a thick and soft little finger, the size of a nail clipper on one end, like a suction cup, and a small funnel on the other, almost half the size of a palm.
Boom!
Jiang Kuan pulled it hard, pulled out the suction cup, and then handed it to Lu Ling.
"What's this?" Lu Ling wondered.
Jiang Kuan said: "This is the yin and yang alcoholic beverage converter! ”
"What's it for?"
"This thing was developed last year, Du Kang commissioned us to develop, he specialized in brewing wine in the underworld, but the brewing technology is relatively backward, received a lot of bad reviews, Du Kang's old man is old and angry for this matter, so he entrusted me to help him develop this thing, want to learn some more advanced brewing technology in the yang world...... Well, you know that there are many people who will sprinkle wine on the ground when paying tribute to the souls of the dead, and most of them are good wines, as long as you put this suction cup on the ground and suck it, then the wine that is poured on the ground will be absorbed and transformed into the yin wine of the underworld, but the taste is unchanged, and the specific ingredients and proportions in the wine can be analyzed. ”
"So awesome?" Lu Ling exclaimed: "Then why doesn't he use it?" Why is this thing still in your hands? ”
"The technology is not perfect!" Jiang Kuan shook his head and smiled bitterly: "This is a primary version of the defective product, which can only transform the wine between yin and yang, but it has no function of analyzing the ingredients, and it cannot meet Du Kang's requirements. ”
"How do you use it?"
"It's very simple, after you go out, you buy a bottle of wine, and then suck this suction cup on the wine bottle, and the wine inside will automatically be sucked into this straw, and then you find a container from the underworld, the wine bottle and the wine gourd can be anything, the funnel is inserted in, and the transformed wine will flow in, and Li Bai can drink it, and this thing has another benefit...... Because this is something in the underworld, the living people in the yang world can't see it, if you have a drinking game, put the suction cup on you, and the wine you drink can also flow directly into the straw, do you want to know what kind of experience it is to not get drunk in a thousand cups? You'll know with this thing. ”
"Good stuff, really good stuff!" Lu Ling said gratefully: "It's still an old classmate who is intimate, it's just ......"
"Just what?"
"Damn, I'm a little unbalanced!" Lu Ling said: "Li Bai's guy is jumping with me, more than a bastard, I have to spend my own money to buy him wine and drink after I go out, I hold my breath when I think about it, I am short of money now." ”
"Old classmate, don't think so, let me tell you, if there is no special difficulty, you will serve Li Bai well even if you smash the pot and sell iron, you know?"
"Why? Am I cheap? ”
"Alas!" Jiang Kuan sighed and whispered, "Do you know who Li Bai is?" ”
"Shixianbei!"
"What else?"
"Don't know, swordsman?"
Jiang Kuan smiled: "He is still a frequent visitor on our prefecture wealth list, and he has been ranked in the top twenty when he is the most ruthless!" ”
"Holy! So ruthless? Lu Ling was stunned, if it was Fan Li who was rich, it was understandable, it was Shang Sheng, but Li Bai was such a tyrant, it was a little incomprehensible.
And after Jiang Kuan explained, Lu Ling understood that Li Bai was really an out-and-out rich man.
As I said before, you can get extra spiritual power points by appearing on the rankings in the underworld, and Dong Zhuo is very rich because he has been on several lists such as the list of ministers and ministers. Fan Li is one of the top businessmen and politicians, and he is also very good, but he has a problem, that is, he likes to scatter wealth, and every time he gets the spiritual power value, he will buy a lot of books, and the rest will be scattered to those poorer ghosts, and the ghost fate is excellent, but in addition to being richer every time he just got the spiritual power value, he is also an out-and-out poor man, not to mention Li Zhengguo, he has always been poor, and he can't afford cigarettes.
Compared with them, Li Bai is a big local tyrant who is like a fake.
The list of poets, no matter how they are ranked, there must be Li Bai.
The poetry list, no matter how it is ranked, there must be Li Bai's works.
In the wine fairy rankings, there is also Li Bai.
With these alone, Li Bai has a lot of spiritual power in his account, and the biggest source of his spiritual power is from the human world.
As long as one person recites one of Li Bai's poems, Li Bai has a little spiritual power in the account, so many people in the world, who can't recite a few Li Bai's poems? Especially those students, it is almost a cornucopia of Li Bai's spiritual power value, every time they take a Chinese exam, Li Bai's spiritual power value rises in an uproar, faster than robbing 1 bank, this terrifying wealth accumulation...... Let's put it this way, if Li Zhengguo is a well-off working class, Fan Li and Dong Zhuo are middle-level professional managers, and Li Bai ...... He is equivalent to Ma Yun's father who stands behind countless women in the Yang world......
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"Old classmate, thank you, if you don't tell me, I really don't know that the spiritual power value in your underworld is calculated like this......" Lu Ling said sincerely.
Jiang Kuan punched Lu Ling in the shoulder: "Thank you, thank you, don't talk about those useless things, what's polite to me?" If you really have the heart, hurry up and help me take a look at Wang Xiaoman. I won't tell you anything, I didn't think much about the separation of yin and yang before, but now that you're here, I want to know how Xiaoman is now, alas...... I'm irritable, I can't even sleep well. ”
Lu Ling asked, "Masturbated?" ”
"Is there anything serious?"
"No, no, no, I really want to know, how have you lived alone in the underworld all these years, so what...... Can ghosts masturbate? ”
"Uh...... Yes! ”
"Really? Damn, new discovery......"
"Less...... Really, old classmate, you should take care of my business, don't perfunctory me, come and tell me when you have news, don't let me wait too long. Jiang Kuan said seriously.
"I'll ...... as soon as possible" Lu Ling said, but he was a little apprehensive in his heart, although according to the normal time, Wang Xiaoman would be able to be seen at the class reunion in a few days, but now it is not the world it used to be, but a parallel world, who knows if there will be any changes, what if the society is gone? Or...... What if there is no such person as Wang Xiaoman? If that's the case, Jiang Kuan should be so disappointed!
It's just that...... Lu Ling sighed in his heart: "Forget it, what do you want to do so much now?" Let's talk about it then! ”
When the Yin and Yang Alcoholic Drink Converter was in his hand, Lu Ling didn't talk to Jiang Kuan anymore, time was pressing, and if he delayed for a while, Li Bai would really go crazy......