What's the most miserable thing in life? (Miserable)

In life, the most miserable thing is this! (And that's the thing!) ）

Mike, Jack Xiang was tied up by a tortoiseshell and hung above the gate tower of Zhuma City: "Oh, Fack, please, don't add anything more translate, it seems that I am more funny." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info。。 (Author/// Translation)

Suddenly. The people who started the empire are indeed not people.

I don't know how to appreciate art and beauty.

My ghost dance with the French masked man! That studied under the artistic cultivation of Radish Dan! That look that kills Matt! Didn't even impress a little erec. Rise up the Empire! That soul faint actually exploded my chrysanthemum with a heavy riding spear!

"Oh Fak Myanus !!"

Please read it to me, a-n-u-s, .s, this word is definitely worth remembering for a lifetime.

Oh, don't look it up, don't!

The scorching sun scorched the Nightmare Plains, making Mike and Jack Xiang all the sweat beads evaporated from the curling smoke.

It was like a splash of freshly discharged cow dung, slapped on the city wall.

At the other end of the plain, a luxurious stretched Lincoln sedan was heading towards the city under the cover of a group of soldiers.

The news that You was captured by the Imperial people and returned to the tortoiseshell and hung on the city gate tower shocked the coalition forces of the Federal Duchy! The Federal President couldn't sit still and said that the giant. The Hanging Federation, the most famous is the Malegobi in the northeast of its territory and the giant tower of Ayn Grant, the entire Federation, there is only one such a sage, and the highest combat power is tied up by the tortoiseshell of others, how can the president sit still!

The sedan stopped under Zhuma City, and the eight donkeys poked their heads out of the top bed of the car, and the extended premium limousine with sunroof glass can also make people poke out of the upper body is definitely very expensive, and it is not a sling that can be looked at!

Rees stood in front of the city gate, holding his sword in both hands, looking down at the eight donkeys, the eight donkeys and the soldiers around Rees were tense, and the situation was extremely grim.

I saw that the eight donkeys straightened their bow tie and cleared their throats, standing straight with a solemn face. With the speech in his hand, he began a catchy and emotionally charged recitation in the same posture as a news host: "Respectful, dear, dear, Bo. Your Highness Imperial Reis, I was wrong! I was wrong, I was wrong, I was wrong! I will never be again! Please, let it go! Please, I beg you! ”

Rhys almost fell off the gatehouse without a single heel...

Rhys stood still, steasing his mind and emotions, he wasn't sure what he had just heard: "... It's okay to let him go, but your Federation has withdrawn from the coalition and promised never to set foot on Imperial territory again! ”

"Good, good!" The eight donkeys turned around: "Notify all the soldiers of the Federation!" Withdrawal! "The order to withdraw from the army was passed from the Howling Eight Donkeys all the way to the tent, where the soldiers of the Federation could be seen starting to get into the tents and pack their belongings. Then he turned around: "Head teacher, are you satisfied... ”

“。。。。。。” Rhys nodded and waved at the soldier next to him, who cut You's rope and you fell from the city gate.

“president！ iloveyou！ "(The president) was so excited that he ran towards the screaming donkey, and was stopped by several soldiers with knives and guns.

"Director, why haven't you let people go? You see, I've ordered the withdrawal of the troops, and the children have begun to withdraw... ”

“。。。。。。 Didn't you put it away... Rhys pointed to the unitary who had been held by the soldier with a knife and gun.

"Who the hell is this! I don't know! ”

“what！！！” You dementia: "President youlooklook my old face!" I'm you super idol Mike Jack Xiang! ”

The eight donkeys stretched their necks and looked at them carefully: "I don't know, I haven't seen it." ”

Risto chin ... Could it be 。。。。。。

"Your Royal Highness the President, wait a minute, you are visiting the cleaning facilities in Zhuma City." Rhys hurriedly ordered: "I'll call someone to bring him over immediately!" ”

"Oh, oh, oh... The eight donkeys smacked their mouths and looked at Rhys with some unease.

"Fack! Tour what cleaning facilities! i’mhere！ ”

The order was quickly notified by the subordinates, and finally, in a sanitation worker's garbage truck, the conspicuous cockscomb head that had been shaved off was found!

The cockscomb head was already stained with countless garbage and dust, and Rhys frowned and pinched the cockscomb head with gloves and threw it at the snorting eight donkeys!

The eight donkeys made an expression like eating and looked at it!

"Oh, how can you throw down the great superstar You-sama so casually! Oh! Oooh oh! You're electricity! You are the light! You are the only myth! "Whooping out of the sunroof of the Lincoln! Make a graceful movement in the air to catch the big cockscomb head! When he landed, countless soldiers raised their hands to catch him! With his back to the ground, he raised the cockscomb head that had been dusted off with countless gel water and smeared with countless hairsprays: "Mr. You! We'll be home! The Confederation is a peace-loving country! Let us turn away from this place of sin! ”

You was stunned! He reached out his hands to touch the hair on his head: "Oh Fake!! Nononono: That's just a hair, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, that's just a hair!! ”

The eight donkeys were carried back into the sunroof of the car by everyone with the cockscomb head in their arms, and walked away surrounded by everyone with the cockscomb head. You chased after him and was stopped by countless soldiers with swords and guns.

The eight donkeys turned around from the car: "Nima, you big ugly bastard!" Don't come along! Come here again and labor click you! ”

You was demented, and knelt on the ground with a chirp: "I said that it's just a hair, why am I here... ”

The wooden fence of the horses slowly opened, and Rhys walked down the wall and pressed his hand on his shoulder: "You finally have a good talk... I'm sorry I shouldn't have shaved your head... ”

You reached out and hugged Rhys's thigh, and began to cry.

"Federation, withdraw troops... Looking at the Federation soldiers who were happily packing their things, his heart was full of worry.

His scalp tightened, and he instinctively felt the little lionheart approaching.

Little Lionheart appeared from behind him and pulled his hair: "Then let's go with them too, go home and play together, it's not fun at all, I wear this every day and sink to death." He dangled his heavy golden helmet and golden armor.

Oh, yes... The Federation withdrew, and the Sage of Rosesjelde didn't know where to go...

"Then I'll contact His Highness Old Lionheart... E pulls the end of the whip with her hand to prevent her hair from being pulled down by the little lionheart.

"Yes, yes, yes!"

Old Lionheart... I was absolutely unwilling to give up the scroll and throw it to the empire... That's his life's work... The main purpose of this battle is also to train the little lionheart. Looking at the little lionheart's sword, it was the sword of the wind roar made by the peerless miserly blacksmith for the old lionheart... The old lionheart has been treasured for many years, and he is reluctant to use it. . . He actually brought his son to war...

Old Lionheart... We will never be allowed to run away without a fight.

"I'm going to contact His Highness Old Lionheart right now..." I will be reprimanded by him ... Definitely won't agree. Wu said this hesitantly, and looked at the circle of Duchy soldiers who were watching the retreat of the Federation soldiers, who were all looking at him with expectant eyes.

"What troops are being withdrawn?" A faint voice came from underground.

Wu shuddered for a moment, hurriedly retreated, shielded the little lion heart with his arm, signaled him to step back, and pulled out the giant sword from behind his back and pointed it at the ground just under his feet.

There are people down there.

"What troops are being withdrawn?" The earth gradually bulged, and a man came out of the ground.

"What kind of army is being withdrawn, labor and management have just been dug up. All you guys need is to lure out that group of idiot Imperial Army. Zi patted the dirt on his body, the smell of rotting corpses, and said dissatisfied.