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The horrific poop. The shape reaches the sky! There is an unknown yellow all around. Color translucent gas! Countless anal strains are neatly arranged around the poop. The texture of the poop is serpentine! They serpentine and vibrating, and the whole altar seemed to come to life! Stately! Solemn! It's like a big pile of squirming stool between heaven and earth. Convenient!

Oh Shet, it seems to be only disgusting, where is the solemn to say...

It's the altar! The altar of the great god of chrysanthemums! You philistine dare to say it's disgusting and cheesy here? Beware of the chrysanthemum god who is not happy with you for a while!

See, in this yellow mist, countless mist condensed into countless closed hands, those hands were closed, and each hand stretched out its index finger! Those pairs of floating hands are enough to prepare for explosive postures anytime and anywhere! It's a dangerous place! Extremely scary! Everyone has to go into the chrysanthemum danger!

I saw a white body peeking out somewhere at the bottom of it! It's an extension of the messenger of open defecation! I saw that the top of it was constantly supplying energy to the distance! The other end of the energy is the crazy blood-rushing masquerade of chrysanthemums on the Nima Ma Plain!

In this strange mist, corpses are everywhere! It's a member of countless chrysanthemum explosion troupes! Everyone's expressions are ... Wow rub I can't describe! Although I can't describe the old man sticking into the ground with one leg to absorb nutrients, growing vigorously, I really can't describe this expression! I saw that behind everyone there was a pair of hands condensed by mist!

Shuaibi took a bold step inside, and his untargeted hands in the air flew towards him so quickly that he quickly retracted his feet: "I'm going to be too cruel!" ”

Then he found that his feet could not be retracted! A member of the regiment with that kind of hand poked in his ass with an expression that could not be described grabbed his foot desperately! Countless hands sensed his rapid insertion! Shuaibi already sensed that his feet were about to be full of holes! It's so brutal!

Stupid than a bazooka to blow off his leg! I can't go like this! It can't be like this! Stupid is more than immediately grabbed his ass and dragged him out!

"Where are you dragging me! I'm going to pull the anus out! No, what were you going to do! Blow up my legs??? ”

Xuanxuan covered her eyes: "I can't bear to see it." ”

Then Fool Compare pulled out Shuai Bi and the goods that grabbed Shuai Bi's feet, and countless hands flew to the edge of the mist, and then sighed collectively: "It's a pity... ”

Shuaibi lay on the ground panting, and kicked the thing holding his ankle with the other foot: "What are you doing with me!" You're a cheater! Aren't you dead! If you want to die, die thoroughly, don't suddenly trick the corpse and grab my feet and neck, and don't let go, you! Oh Shet, you don't let go yet! ”

"Ahh The creature screamed, only to see the hand behind him let out a wail, and gradually withered: "Thank you for the rescue." ”

"Who's going to save you! Obviously, you are holding on to Lao Tzu's feet with your own dead face! It's obvious that you want to drag Lao Tzu in! It's obvious that you are dead and dead, and you are still cheating the corpse! It's obviously your dead skin... ”

"Speaking of which, what's going on here?" Xuanxuan put down her hand and asked him.

"Ah, all of our members were left here to do a ceremony to summon the chrysanthemum god to come, alas, the past is unbearable." The man shook his head in a dashing manner. times, the forehead said deeply.

"Damn, I don't look down on pretending to be a deep fool in my life! You give me back! Shuaibi kicked the man back in the air with a volley. color within the mist.

All the hands in the mist roared excitedly! The man crawled out in horror: "The strong man spares his life!" Spare your life! I don't pretend to be deep anymore! Never pretend again! ”

"Then tell us honestly what's going on here!"

"Huh! All of our members were left here to do a ritual to summon the Chrysanthemum God to come, and then the Chrysanthemum God came! I didn't expect the chrysanthemum god to be so ferocious, not satisfied with the nine hundred and ninety-nine anal cool, but wanted all of our chrysanthemums as a sacrifice! We went to negotiate a contract with him, but I didn't expect him to be so brutal and actually take the violence directly. Force means forcibly harvested the chrysanthemums of all of us! ”

"Oh." Xuanxuan replied calmly: "Speaking of which, there seems to be a proverb, how did you say it?" ”

Then the dynamic background music came, and Shuai Bi Fool Dance at the same time: "Self-inflicted sin ~~~ was exploded chrysanthemum ~~~"

"Oh, isn't Shet inliveable!" The one who was dragged out covered his face: "Forget it, it's better to be blown up than to live, can Lao Tzu flash after the plot is explained?" ”

"Fart, you still have the great historical task given to you by the author that has not been completed." Shuaibi hugged Fool and continued to jump.

"Huh? Still have a task? Also a great historical task? Shenma mission. The cargo continued to ask.

I saw Shuai Bi take stupidity as the fulcrum, his whole body flew into the air, and with one foot, he pressed the weight of his whole body, kicked the goods back into the fog, and kicked out more than ten meters away!

"Oh-thank you———— !!" The thing shouted! Hurry up from the fog and run outside! But the distance of more than ten meters is already too late! All the hands in the mist were crazy to cover him!

I can only hear: "Ah!! Don't!! There are thighs! Thighs of your brother-in-law! I don't want to go to the chest! Forehead! The forehead is not good! Damn, the back can't do it! I'm going to Ding. Fourth! Where is it even worse! ”

Xuanxuan was more handsome than stupid, and drew a cross on her chest in silence for 0.5 microseconds, and then rushed into the mist!

"Don't waste your martyrdom. The Taoist has given me a great opportunity to create! Shuaibi yelled.

"Martyrdom. Your brother-in-law!! Nima: I didn't do it voluntarily!! It's not voluntary!! The man's screams still echoed in his ears.

"Ahh Heroic and stomachless martyrdom. O Taoist! I will always remember you! Speaking of which, what is the name of that thing? ”

"Isn't it dreadnought! You've become a no-grown-up stomach for others! The guy didn't even say what his name was! ”

"It doesn't matter! Handsome brother, let's not hurry up, we're going to follow in the footsteps of that goods! ”

"This... How fast ... The three of them looked at the pile of poop that stood up to the sky. There was only a little bit of the open defecation messenger who didn't know whether it was a head, an arm or a foot, and he was at a loss.

"What is the most effective way to pry open heavy objects?"

"The Principle of Leverage."

"Oh?"

"It takes a lever and a fulcrum. A certain scientist once said, give me a fulcrum, I can lift an earth. ”

"Oh, yes, the earth can be so warped. What is the mountain? So pick a fulcrum. Shuai Bi looked around: "Stupid is better than your nose, just use your nose as a fulcrum, okay, everything is ready, who will find a lever?" ”

"What are you doing without leverage! Lever! Original! Reason!!! ”

"Well, is there any other way?"

The three of them surrounded and pondered, for a minute, five minutes, ten minutes, and gradually, cold sweat broke out on the heads of all three people.

"I said," Xuanxuan calmed down for a long time and then spoke: "Let's go out in the city first to find out if there is a good lever or something... There is no other practical principle, we don't have leverage, so dry and not good... ”

"Yes ... Yes... Be... Yes... Just go... Fool said with a tremor, his legs chattering.

"That... Then ... Let's go... Let's go... Let's go. Shuai Bi squeezed out a smile, his face was like a waterfall, and then he turned around stiffly, and then hit the wall formed by the hand of the chrysanthemum god: "Each... Ladies and gentlemen, we... Let's go find one ... Find a lever... Found it.,Found it and come back.,Don't worry.,Come back.,Don't worry.。。。 ”

Subsequently, the countless hands that surrounded them for a long time rose up...

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