Chapter 32: Gu Eat!
Chapter 32: Eat Gu!
"That's what you call a plane that can fly in the sky!" Xiaoyu still can't believe that the huge iron box in front of her can fly. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
In the crowd, Li Bai couldn't talk to Xiaoyu, so he could only nod his head and signal that he could.
Ten minutes later, the plane took off, Xiaoyu leaned on Li Bai, looked at the real thing outside the window that gradually became smaller, and kept exclaiming: "Wow! You can really fly! It's amazing! Xiao Yu grabbed Li Bai's shoulders tightly, very excited.
The plane flew for more than half an hour, and Xiaoyu was still extremely excited, pointing from time to time.
But Li Bai felt a little bored, so he leaned his head against the glass and squinted to sleep.
I didn't know how long I slept in a daze, and Li Bai was woken up by the flight attendant.
The flight attendant responded with a warm and professional smile: "Hello sir! Need lunch? ”
"Let's have some bread!" Li Bai happened to feel a little hungry, so he reached out and took a bag of shredded bread.
I have to say that the food on the plane is not bad, and the bread is smooth and delicious.
Li Bai glanced at Xiao Yu, who had been amazed by the scenery outside, tore off some bread, and stuffed it into Xiao Yu's mouth.
"Woohoo! What! Don't say hello to people either! Xiao Yu grumbled as she chewed her bread.
Li Bai grinned and continued to tear the bread and stuff it to Xiao Yu.
Xiao Yu looked at the bread that Li Bai stretched out, the corners of his mouth raised slightly, opened his cherry mouth, swallowed the bread in one bite, and then stretched out his tongue and licked Li Bai's fingers.
Being teased by Xiaoyu, Li Bai was slightly embarrassed, pulled out his finger, and then flicked it on Xiaoyu's forehead.
"Humph!" Xiaoyu is attacked and is very unhappy with this.
At this moment, Li Bai suddenly noticed that the beauty beside him asked for a beef rice.
The beautiful woman took out a bag of napkins from her pocket, then opened the food bag and tasted it.
Xiaoyu saw that Li Bai didn't feed himself bread but looked at the beauty beside him, and felt uncomfortable for a while, and on one side of his body, he got into Li Bai's arms.
Li Bai felt that Xiaoyu had gotten into his arms, and it was not easy to feed the bread, so he tore it into several portions at random and quickly solved it.
Li Bai ate and drank to his heart's content, and began to tease the nephrite in his arms.
After about ten minutes, the beautiful woman on her side suddenly turned pale, clutched her stomach tightly, and showed pain on her face. Li Bai turned his head to look, only to see her holding her stomach with her right hand, pursing her lips and looking a little painful
When Li Bai saw the beauty in such pain, he couldn't help but feel a little puzzled and a little pity.
The man next to the beautiful woman also noticed and was silently looking at her.
Li Bai pushed the beauty and asked with concern: "What's wrong with you?" ”
She didn't answer, just let out one or two thin moans from her throat, seeing her in such pain, Li Bai couldn't help but greet the flight attendant.
Due to the loud movement, soon a flight attendant came over,
"This lady! What happened to you? The long-legged stewardess asked in a very concerned tone.
The beauty was speechless in pain, and tears seeped out of her eyes.
As the movement here became louder and louder, more and more people paid attention, and even began to generate some panic.
However, the flight attendants were also helpless about this matter.
Li Bai saw the beauty swallowing constantly, and hurriedly pointed to the toilet and said, "Take her to the toilet!" She was supposed to vomit! ”
As if hearing Li Bai's voice, the beauty stretched out her hand and grabbed the sleeve of the space, and kept struggling.
The flight attendant glanced at Li Bai and hurriedly ran to the toilet with the beauty.
But who knows, as soon as the girl stood up, her mouth full of filth sprayed out.
Seeing such a disgusting scene, Xiao Yu frowned tightly, and with a wave of her jade hand, the filth changed direction and dripped around the seat.
Li Bai was surprised to find that something the size of a black rice grain in the shape of an insect was mixed with the filth that the woman had dripped on the ground.
Li Bai frowned slightly, took out a napkin from his arms, lowered his body, glued the black bug with the tissue, and held it up to look at it carefully.
"Ding-dong! Congratulations on getting the Gu (Whiteboard Level)! ”
Li Bai's face was furrowed, and he kept thinking in his heart: "In reality, there will be Gu worms!" So does it mean that those legendary martial arts are also true? ”
Li Bai observed the Gu worm in his hand through the main god bracer in his hand.
Food Gu (tabula rasa level): After entering the human body, it will continue to suck the food of the host's diet, which will promote the host's desire to eat food constantly! Redeemable points: 100!
(Comment: This is a special diet pill in the end!) It's still the gospel that foodies are afraid of fat! )
Li Bai hesitated for a moment, looking at the mucus dripping on the Gu Eater's body, he couldn't help but feel disgusted, so he directly exchanged it.
Slowly the cabin regained calm, and the woman who went to the toilet to vomit came back after a while, and her original white face had regained a little ruddy.
After the woman came back, she thanked Li Bai and said, "My name is Cao Lili!" Thanks to you just now! ”
Li Bai couldn't help but glance at her again, her white and greasy goose egg face, delicate facial features, bumpy figure, and slender legs were indeed beautiful works of art.
"Yes! My name is Li Bai! The poet has the same name! It's okay! Be careful when you eat later! Li Bai nodded, and his hand was not slowly placed on Xiaoyu's waist.
"Wow! I actually met a fake poet fairy! I'll be sure to post a post later! Cao Lili exclaimed for a while, and then suddenly found that Li Bai was dressed in casual clothes, and couldn't help asking, "What are you doing in Zhengzhou?" Tourism? ”
Li Bai was also bored alone, although he was accompanied by Xiaoyu, but he couldn't talk, so he didn't resist talking to Cao Lili, and nodded: "Yes!" I want to visit Songshan Shaolin Temple! ”
"You also go to Songshan Shaolin Temple! It just so happens that I'm going alone, so why don't we go together? Cao Lili's eyes sparkled.
Li Bai couldn't help but complain in his heart: "Before entering the main god space, why can't you meet such an erotic encounter, but after you arrive at the main god space, it is so easy to encounter!" Could it be that the main god space is a special effects plastic surgery place? ”
One of the things that attracts men to women the most is confidence and casualness.
After experiencing the world of the main god, Li Bai's every action unconsciously exudes confidence and casualness.
No matter what Li Bai thought in his heart, he finally agreed to let the two of them go together to visit Songshan Shaolin Temple.
Xiao Yu saw Xiao Bai dipping flowers and grass again, her pretty face turned slightly pale, and her slender jade hand reached into Li Bai's waist and pinched it hard.
"Ahem!" Li Bai's face turned red instantly, the pain was unbearable, he covered his hands and pretended to cough.
When Cao Lili saw Li Bai coughing suddenly, she couldn't help but care: "What's wrong with you?" Is it a cold? ”
"It's okay, it's okay!" Li Bai waved his hand again and again, signaling that it was okay, his left hand was gently patting Xiaoyu's buttocks, and lowered his head: "Xiao Nizi, let go!" I can't stand it! ”
Xiaoyu's private parts were attacked, her face instantly turned pink, but her hand did not let go, and she still threatened Li Baidao: "Let you dip flowers and twist grass!" ”
Just then, the plane landed.
Li Bai saw that Xiaoyu was not honest, so he grinned and lifted Xiaoyu up, and then carried it on his back.
"Xiaobai! It's Yu'er who is wrong! Hurry up and let me down! Xiaoyu was suddenly put on Li Baikang's back, and she was instantly startled and hurriedly begged for mercy.
Li Bai saw Xiao Yu begging for mercy, so he let go of his left arm, Xiao Yu felt his body loosen, quickly turned into a blue light, and drilled into the main god space.
Seeing such a shy Xiaoyu, Li Bai couldn't help but smile and shook his head.
After getting off the plane, Cao Lili, who was carrying a big trailer on her back, couldn't help but stand in front of Li Bai, looking at Li Bai who didn't even have a backpack, very surprised.
"Did you come out to play without even a backpack?" Cao Lili pointed to the backpack on her body.
"Backpack?" Li Bai was not only stunned, but then he remembered that he was not here to play, but to steal the teacher.
But Li Bai couldn't tell the truth directly, so he waved his hand: "Isn't it just traveling, isn't it okay to bring money, buy what you need!" ”
Cao Lili couldn't help but roll her eyes when she heard Li Bai say this: "You are rich, a big tyrant!" ”
As soon as Cao Lili turned around, she dragged her suitcase towards the exit.
"Whew! This airport is really congested! As soon as she got out of the airport, Cao Lili complained fiercely.
Cao Lili looked at Li Bai who was slow behind her, the corners of her mouth pursed slightly, and she sighed: "I'm so tired!" Then he put his suitcase on the side of the road.
When Li Bai saw this posture, Li Bai was not stupid, and hurriedly said, "I'll take it!" How can you drag such a big beauty as you! ”
"Hee-hee! Really! Although Cao Lili is twenty-three years old, she thinks she is no worse than a high school student when she is coquettish and cute.
"Let's take a hit! Save the way out! Do you have a hotel reservation? Cao Lili turned her head and asked.
Li Bai looked at Cao Lili, who was well prepared, and didn't look for much trouble, and said directly: "No! You arrange it! ”
"Then come with me to Lijiang Hotel! Grand hotel security! Cao Lili specially explained.
Li Bai waved his hand, stopped a taxi, and said, "Let's go!" Master trouble to go to Lijiang Hotel! Trouble opening the trunk! Thank you! ”
"Okay!" The driver nodded.
After placing the trunk, the two got into the taxi.
The driver glanced at the two of them and couldn't help but guess: "The little couple came out to travel?" ”
Cao Lili's face was slightly red, and she was about to refute, but Li Bai took the first step to speak.
"Ahem! No! We're just friends! Li Bai was quite embarrassed.
"Huh! I'm sorry, I think the two of them are talented men and women, and I thought they were boyfriend and girlfriend! The driver was embarrassed, then lowered his head and drove up.
Soon the two came to the hotel, and after opening two rooms, Li Bai entered his room.
"Bang!" Li Bai closed the door, lowered his head and said to the main god bracer on his left hand, "Xiaoyu! You don't come out yet! Have you always wanted to stay inside? ”
"Don't! I don't want to come out! Come out and be bullied by you! "Xiaoyu is not fooled!
The corners of Li Bai's mouth raised slightly, and he smiled and stimulated: "If you don't come out, I'll go next door to find that beautiful Lili!" ”