Chapter 499: Legendary Creature Has Different Diarrhea
It seems that I had to use ice porridge myself. Comforted. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
the author, your last chapter was enough to comfort you, and this chapter is still coming!! What a glorious image of labor and management!!
Do it all over again! It seems that I had to defend myself with ice porridge.
A voice that was not very loud, but it was very clear and threatening, spread out, and the chrysanthemums that strongly impacted the soldiers of the principality of the whole battalion!
"Boom!"
That's right, Shao Mo Xiong Ice Porridge is a unique summer must-have snack featuring cool and delicious and diarrhea as the essence! According to the delay of diarrhea, there are four types: immediately after eating, pulling after one hour, pulling after three hours, and pulling at a regular time!
According to the duration of diarrhea, it is divided into those who have eaten and pulled for one day, those who have eaten and pulled for three days, and those who have eaten and pulled for a week. . . The power of diarrhea it created was once associated with the vigorous development of the city's paid public toilet industry...
The power of this diarrhea is divided into five modes: ordinary diarrhea, pulling to chrysanthemum pain, pulling to prostration, violently spraying thin jet airplane style, and super thin spraying space shuttle style!
And he used it on all the soldiers of the Duchy's temporary fortress in Mama, timed to pull a week of super strong spray thin space shuttle style! At five o'clock tonight, the entire battalion of Principality soldiers will turn into a super powerful space shuttle swarm and continue to fly out of the galaxy for a week!
I'm rubbing, this intention is too sinister!
It is not sinister, this is the exploration of extraterrestrial life by the people of the mainland, and this is the friendly messenger and the satellite of friendship sent by the people of the mainland to extraterrestrial life.
And this kind of ice porridge pulled at regular intervals is like a time bomb, as long as it receives the signal of Shao Moxiong, it will be directly activated and soaring into the sky!
All the soldiers who had eaten the ice porridge in an instant, a huge force in their stomachs, a fierce enema came down! The power violently broke free from the sphincter and tore it violently. The pants and outer pants were violently sprayed to the ground, producing a super strong impetus and forcibly pushing the whole person into the sky!
The whole scene was spectacular, and half of the soldiers in the camp turned into carrier rockets, dragging arcs, roaring into the sky... A rain of fuel jets poured down from above the sky...
In this rain of fuel, Shao Moxiong stood under the umbrella stretched out on the donkey, grinning slightly, quietly listening to the beautiful sound of the rain of fuel crackling on the umbrella...
He stroked the little snow lotus on his head: "After regaining the spray and conquering the chrysanthemum of the one-meter five-soldier commander, I will listen to you, and I will no longer make ice porridge with diarrhea as the essence." ”
Xiao Xuelian whispered a voice that only he could hear: "Then it depends on whether you have this chance or not." ’
"Why didn't you have this opportunity?"
Little Snow Lotus hit his scalp a few times with a root prick: 'Look at the back. ’
He turned his head.
Yes, he had only entered the barracks for less than an hour, and the soldiers in the temporary camp had only been fed half before some people had stomach discomfort and the chrysanthemum was slackened to the sky, and there were still half of the soldiers who had not eaten the ice porridge, and they rushed over with their weapons to face the rain of fuel!
The plan failed! But it also weakened half of the enemy's combat effectiveness! Shao Moxiong took 0.25 microseconds to close the stall at the speed of the chengguan, and jumped on the east wind and snow iron upside down and rode away on a donkey!
"Why didn't you have this opportunity! I'm riding a donkey upside down with a specially modified Dongfeng Snow Iron! With a bang, several tents collapsed, knocked over the fence, and drifted off the tripwire!
A cold wind behind him... A few long griffons chirped... Shao Moxiong looked in the rearview mirror and saw three griffin knights stepping on the griffin and chasing after him!
It's just a griffin, what kind of thing, compared to the upside-down donkey riding skills of labor and management! Shao Moxiong twisted the handle lightly and gently kicked the brakes. . . The donkey squeaked upside down, drew a graceful arc on the ground, and drifted to the left! At the same time, the other hand picked up the ice porridge, and with a dashing flick of the arm, three mouthfuls of ice porridge swished, and went straight to the three griffins!
One of the knights reacted instantly, pulling the reins, and the griffin turned his head sideways... The ice porridge slapped on the side of its face... The other two griffons were poured into it by the ice porridge!
Shao Moxiong grinned handsomely, and flashed his white teeth while kicking down and riding a donkey: "Burst!" ”
I only heard two bangs, and the chrysanthemums of the two griffins squirted violently and whistled past the head of Shao Moxiong!
Shao Moxiong poured out a hand and stroked the head of his plane intoxicatedly.
I could only hear two jet-like sounds, and the two griffin chrysanthemums squirted thinly and turned their heads! The two griffon knights turned around on the griffin, turned into two lines of fire, and rushed in the opposite direction against the upside-down donkey! Seeing that the four sharp claws were about to descend horizontally on his pure little body, Shao Mo Xiong panicked... He slammed on the brakes fiercely, and the whole Dongfeng Snow Iron rode the donkey upside down, turned over on its side, and did a somersault! The four claws sneered at the underside of the donkey, and splashed a large field of sparks!
When a person eats it, it shoots into the sky, and if a griffin eats it, does it rely on it to gain acceleration? In the end, it is a legendary creature, and it is really difficult to deal with! The bottom of the upside-down donkey splashed with sparks, and it somersaulted and fell to the ground with a thud... The two griffons turned back with their tails in an arc!
How can it be repaired, it can only be opened! Shao Moxiong looked at the two griffons that were speeding away, and only relied on his own foot strength to kick down the donkey, and it seemed that he couldn't kick others, and they also had chrysanthemum thrusters with wings. . . I can only open it big!
Shao Moxiong opened his big mouth and swallowed all the ice porridge ingredients in front of him into his stomach in one gulp!
This is not the level of an ignorant human space shuttle ... This is almost at the level of UFO! I saw that Shao Moxiong's pants burst in an instant! The seat of the upside-down donkey under his ass shattered into countless pieces and was lifted out! His chrysanthemum spewed red and fiery trance and rushed out with a bang!
Raphael City, I came out of Raphael City near the temporary camp in Zhuma, Tieling and the people and Dianna are stationed in Raphael City... I had to rush to the city of Raphael in the northwest with all my might!
The red and fiery trance chrysanthemum ran so violently that it sprayed off the rear wheel of the upside-down donkey! The whole upside-down donkey is only left with the two wheels at the front end and the chrysanthemum of Shao Moxiong who is constantly spewing energy!
Shao Moxiong glanced in the rearview mirror... You can see that you have turned on such a violent diarrhea mode, and the two griffons behind you have not been far behind! The two of them are still in pursuit!
How can it be repaired... Shao Moxiong gritted his teeth...
On the vast plain of imperial glory, a dark shadow faintly appeared.
It was a man dressed in black, déjà vu.
Riding a donkey upside down and Shao Moxiong saw the black spot in the distance of the plain at UFO speed, and then came to the front of that person in an instant!
Oh, I do know each other! Tieling and people, why are you out of the city! The entire Dongfeng Snow Iron upside-down donkey crashed into Tieling and the people at the moment before they could react!
You're unlucky... Why are you just going to hit a donkey like this... It turns out that I hit you once in the Hartz Ice Field... (Chapter 333)
Two cold lights flashed in front of him... The whole upside-down donkey suddenly shattered into four parts and flew out! Shao Moxiong watched himself rush towards Tieling and the arms of the people at UFO speed... Then he was hit the stomach and fell to the ground vigorously...
"I know you're not enough... Tieling and the people took out the scabbard with disdain, and stuffed it into the Shaomo male chrysanthemum with a puff to block the chrysanthemum's spray. . .
"Whew... to raise ... Shao Moxiong snorted, turned his head and looked at Tieling and the two swords in his hands and walked towards the backs of the two griffin knights who were rushing at the speed of the space shuttle: "Be careful, strong man! You saved the villain's life, and the villain will promise him ice porridge! ”
Tieling and the people turned around at the speed of light, kicked on the scabbard that blocked the chrysanthemum of Shao Moxiong, and then turned around, and Shao Moxiong screamed heartily again.
Oppression, oppression... The two griffon knights were frantically chasing after Shao Moxiong, but a swordsman with a sword in both hands suddenly appeared on the opposite side... A heavy pressure emanated from him, causing the two knights to be in a trance for a while...
The two knights gritted their teeth, raised their spears, and rushed forward!
Suddenly, the figure of the swordsman in front of him flickered, and the whole person was gone.
The two knights' eyes widened, and the picture seemed to be still... The spears in their hands crackled and broke into three pieces, spinning strangely in mid-air... The figure of the swordsman appeared in front of the two of them, and there were two loud bangs, and the hilts of the two swords slammed into the faces of the two of them!
For a moment, blood splattered Lao Gao, and the two griffin knights spun and fell from the griffin's back to the ground... They covered their faces and rolled on the ground in pain, and the two blades of their swords turned into two cold rays of light and stagnated less than half a centimeter in front of their throats... Their movements stopped, leaving only a sharp gasp and looking up at the sword's owner.
The two griffons lost their riders, rushed to the north, and disappeared into the horizon.
"I'm going to lie there until sometime, get up and tie them up." Tieling and the people shouted to Shao Moxiong, and Shao Moxiong staggered up with a sword scabbard in his chrysanthemum: "Hey... Oh.. Here it comes... ”
A shadow flashed in the distance in the sky, and the third griffon knight and the griffon under his seat panted as they watched the scene in front of them, and hurriedly turned around and ran back.
"How did you get here? Shao Moxiong tied up the two griffin knights, grabbed the scabbard in the chrysanthemum, and panted.
"I just can't figure it out." Tie Ling and the people put the heavy sword in the sheath, and looked at the scabbard in the chrysanthemum of Shao Moxiong with the thin sword.
"There's something I can't figure out... Shao Moxiong tried to pull out the scabbard a little.
"You..." Tieling and the people hesitated for a moment, looked into Shao Moxiong's eyes, and then spoke: "Another royal sage of that empire, Diana, she suddenly came to me to consult and begged me to let the empire not recover Penis. ”
"What!?" Shao Moxiong was taken aback and exerted his strength, and the scabbard was pulled out with a pop, and the chrysanthemum squirted out towards Raphael City with a bang.
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