Chapter 4: Coffin Relocation and Burial

Uncle Nine couldn't help frowning, and couldn't help but persuade: "I think you should think about it first, this kind of thing, it's better to be still than to be still." Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ”

Master Ren said firmly: "I have already thought about it clearly, the feng shui person said that the coffin must be relocated after twenty years, so that it will be good for us." ”

"Look at Feng Shui, you can't believe it!" Wen Cai's mouth was fast, and he had already spoken before Uncle Nine could speak.

Ren Tingting raised her chin: "Then you can believe what you say?" ”

"Of course!" Before Wen Cai finished speaking, he found that his ninth uncle was staring at him fiercely, and he was so frightened that he didn't dare to speak.

"Adults talk, children don't interject!" Master Ren waved his hand at Ren Tingting, who still wanted to continue talking.

"In that case, we'll break ground in three days!" Uncle Nine pondered for a moment and spoke.

Ren Fa asked, "Then what do we have to prepare?" ”

Wen Cai immediately responded: "Prepare money!" ”

At this moment, Uncle Jiu's face turned dark, and he asked him in a deep voice, "How much do you want?" Wen Cai's face was overjoyed, and he stretched out his hand, but before he could give a specific number, he was forced back by the words that came to his mouth by Uncle Jiu's eyes.

Ren Fa also saw Uncle Jiu's anger, and hurriedly smiled: "Money is small, it is small." ”

At this moment, a waiter came to Ren Fa's side and whispered a few words, and Ren Fa said to Uncle Jiu: "I'm going there to say hello!" Grab some tarts for them! ”

Because on the way here, Li Bai had already told Uncle Jiu and Wencai about the method of eating egg tarts and coffee, so the funny plot of pouring sugar on the egg tart and eating pure coffee did not happen like the original text.

"Ding-dong! Complete the hidden quest to avoid the fool of the nine uncles and apprentices, and reward 300 points! ”

Li Bai's face was overjoyed, he was very excited, and said in his heart: "It's similar to what is described in the novel, you can get rewards by changing the plot!" ”

Back in Yizhuang, Li Bai took the opportunity to ask Wencai: "Senior Brother Wencai, do you know the hierarchy of zombies?" ”

Since Li Bai taught himself how to drink coffee today, Wen Cai liked the little junior brother with Duo very much: "Zombies! It is divided into jumping corpses, walking corpses, bronze armored corpses, iron armored corpses, silver armored corpses, and gold armored corpses. After that, the master didn't talk to me. ”

"As I expected, jumping corpses are the lowest zombies." Li Bai thought in his heart: "How does the walking corpse need to be formed?" ”

"The jumping corpse only needs to be cultivated in the land of extreme yin for ten years, or in a place with deep yin qi for a hundred years, and the walking corpse is cultivated in the land of extreme yin for twenty years, or in a place with deep yin qi for two hundred years. Could it be that Uncle Four-Eyed left you an exorcism spell? Wen Cai was suddenly surprised.

Although the literary talent in the movie is not smart, but that is the need of the plot, although Mr. Zombie is a horror movie, it is actually comedy, and the living literary talent standing in front of Li Bai now, although he cannot be called smart, is certainly not as stupid as in the movie.

Li Bai silently thought in his heart: "I want to treat this world as the real world and act carefully, otherwise I don't know how I will die in the end." And in this way, there is no doubt that Old Lady Ren is a walking corpse! ”

"Yes! What Uncle Four-Eyed left behind was an exorcism spell! Li Bai nodded yes.

"I also wanted to learn at the beginning, but Uncle Shi just didn't teach me, you think about the more than a dozen zombies behind you, how majestic!" Wen Cai said indignantly.

"Why don't I teach you?" Li Bai didn't know if he could teach it, so he tried to ask.

Wen Cai sighed, "Hey! Uncle Shi refused to pass me on, and the master definitely did not allow me to study! ”。

The time of three days passed quickly, but Li Bai was not idle in the past three days, but saved a large amount of glutinous rice, Li Bai, who was familiar with the plot, knew that soon Wencai would be bitten by zombies and needed these glutinous rice to save his life.

"Worship with all your heart!"

Uncle Nine set up the Dharma platform, wearing an apricot yellow robe, wearing a Taoist crown, holding a whisk in his hand, waving left and right, and crossing his arm.

At this time, Ren Fa took his daughter Ren Tingting and nephew Ah Wei to respectfully put on the pillar incense in front of the grave of the old lady Ren, and only then did he come to Uncle Jiu, and said with a little pride: "Uncle Jiu, those who looked at feng shui back then said that this cemetery was difficult to find, and it was a good hole. ”

"Yes, that's good." Uncle Nine nodded, and then explained: "This hole should be called 'Dragonfly Point **** The cave is three feet long and four feet long, only three feet can be used, and one zhang and three feet wide is only three feet useful, so the coffin cannot be placed flat, and it must be buried." ”

"Great, Uncle Nine, it's really like this." Ren Fa still knows about his father's grave, so as soon as Uncle Nine opened his mouth, he was surprised to find that Uncle Nine was exactly what Mr. Feng Shui said twenty years ago, and he couldn't help but cheer at the moment.

"Legal burial?" Wen Cai couldn't help but be puzzled, so he asked, "Master, what is a legal burial?" Is it a French funeral? ”

Uncle Nine snorted coldly: "Hmph! You talk less and more! Then he walked towards the tomb.

At the same time, Li Bai suddenly found that Ding Yi, Shen Jiaming and others were actually among these helpers who were digging the coffin, and the four of them saw Li Bai actually standing behind Uncle Jiu, looking like Uncle Jiu's apprentice, and they were very envious, especially the second middle school boy, staring at Li Bai with red eyes, and then whispered something to Shen Jiaming.

However, the current Li Bai is not impressed, not to mention whether they can say the existence of the main god world, and they are saying that their "partners" still expect Uncle Nine to protect them, where do they dare to conflict with the current Li Bai.

"Uncle Nine! I've already worshipped! Can the ground be grounded? At this time, Ding Yi and the others came over and asked Uncle Jiu.

"Yes! OK! Uncle Nine nodded and signaled that everyone could start.

At this time, Qiusheng asked Uncle Jiu, "Master! What is a legal burial? ”

"The so-called legal burial is a vertical burial! Am I right? Uncle Nine said as he walked and asked Ren Fa.

"That's right! The feng shui watcher said that the immortals are buried vertically, and the descendants must be great! Ren Fa continued.

Uncle Nine smiled: "What about the spirit?" ”

"This!" When Ren Fa heard this, his face suddenly turned ugly, and he hesitated: "In the past twenty years, our Ren family's business has been getting worse and worse, and I don't know why!" ”

"I think this feng shui gentleman has an enmity with your Ren family." Uncle Nine looked determined.

"Hatred?" Ren Fa repeated.

Uncle Nine then continued to ask, "Did Old Lady Ren have any holiday with him before his death?" ”

Uncle Jiu's words have all been said here, and Ren Fa also knows that it is not good to hide it: "This acupoint was originally owned by Mr. Feng Shui, and my father knew that it was a good acupoint, so he bought it at a large price." ”

"It's just an inducement, not coercion?" Before Ren Fa's words were finished, Uncle Nine interrupted him.

Ren Fa was quite embarrassed and smiled wryly.

"I think it must be coercion!" Uncle Nine turned around and pointed to the tomb and said, "Otherwise, he won't harm you, and let you cover the entire dragonfly dot **." ”

"So what should it be?!" When Ren Fa heard this, his face couldn't help but change, it turned out that his business had been getting worse and worse over the years, and it turned out that there was a problem with this feng shui.

"It should be covered with snowflakes, this is called dragonfly water, the coffin head can't touch the water, how can it be called dragonfly water?" Uncle Nine continued: "That feng shui gentleman still has a conscience, let you be buried in a coffin after twenty years, and it will not harm you for half your life, and it will not harm you for a lifetime, and it will not harm you for eighteen generations!" ”

Ren Fa was quite ashamed, although he hated Mr. Feng Shui a little in his heart, but he also knew that after all, this matter was his own fault first, and he couldn't complain about Mr. Feng Shui's revenge.

"See!" At this moment, the helper in the distance suddenly shouted, attracting Uncle Nine and Ren Fa to the past.

Soon, the coffin was lifted.

"Loosen the rope, nail it." Uncle Nine said in a deep voice: "Everyone, today is the day when Ren Gongwei bravely sees the light of day, and all those who are thirty-six, twenty-two, thirty-five, and forty-eight, as well as those who belong to chickens and oxen, will turn around and avoid them. ”

After a few breaths, Uncle Nine then said: "After the evasion, everyone tidied up their clothes and opened the coffin." ”

"Yes, Uncle Nine!" Because of Ding Yi's strong body, he was arranged by Ren Fa to carry the coffin.

At this moment, several crows flew by in the distance, and several loud crow cries were heard.

Li Bai frowned, and said in his heart: "This crow can still feel the breath of a zombie?" Li Bai was quite puzzled.

At this moment, the coffin of the old lady Ren has been opened, and then a rich corpse gas spreads out from the coffin, and when the corpse gas dissipates, the body of the old lady Ren in the coffin is revealed.

The father and daughter of the Ren family cried and bowed down, and Ren Fa cried and shouted: "Dad, I have alarmed your old man, the child is really unfilial." But although the cry was loud, there was no trace of tears on his face, which was funny to think about.

But soon, Ren Fa was in good spirits, and then asked Uncle Nine beside him, "Uncle Nine, can this tomb still be used?" ”

Uncle Jiu's eyes widened, staring at the corpse in the coffin, and after a while, he came back to his senses and replied: "Dragonfly dots water, bit by bit, it will definitely not be in the same position, this hole has been abolished." ”

"What then?" Ren Fa's face was full of panic.

Uncle Nine glanced at the body of the old lady Ren, and immediately replied in a deep voice: "I propose to be cremated on the spot!" ”

"Cremation? No way! When Ren heard this, he immediately objected: "What my father was most afraid of when he was alive was fire, and I can't do this." ”