47. Chicken you are too beautiful theory
Although Li Erhu was fined for one year, he still entered the Temple of Heaven after all.
At this point, only Qiao Bibu, Li Erhu, Yun Qinghong, Li Aiju, Wang Dali, Qian Duocai, and Zhang Dabao can enter the heavenly hall through the outer door of the entire north hall.
Li Erhu woke up.
At this moment, he was supported by tiger fans and walked towards the residence of the north hall, and the whole person was indescribably miserable.
Until now, he hadn't figured out why his heavenly thunder didn't work today.
When it comes to his strongest supernatural powers, Li Erhu can still bend and stretch, and with the support of tiger fans, he caught up with Qiao Bibu.
"Brother Qiao stayed, and dared to ask Brother Qiao if he knew what caused such a change in my summoning technique today. ”
Li Erhu looked sincere, but Qiao Bibu didn't pay attention.
"Brother Qiao, when you go out to see your fellow villagers, you ask for help with tears in your eyes!"
Li Erhu is proud but not conceited, but he can endure frustration, and he really has a trace of imperial spirit.
Thinking of this, Qiao Bibu suddenly turned around and said to Li Erhu: "Then you really thank me!"
"Ahh ”
Ding~ received Li Erhu's resentment value +10.
As soon as he glanced at the system prompt, Qiao Bibu turned his head and left.
"Alas, Brother Qiao, don't go, I thank you!" Li Erhu wondered, could it be that he could be seen through by this kid.
"For the sake of my fellow villagers, I'll give you another chance, and thank me from the bottom of my heart, otherwise...... Hee-hee"
Li Erhu was depressed, what kind of strange request did this fool make, thank you sincerely, is it very valuable?
But thinking of the importance of his thunderous day, Li Erhu began to force himself to thank himself with his heart, thinking about it, he suddenly thought of the Zhu Chi Fruit, which made him enter the black iron section, and since then, his weight at home has become heavier and heavier, and he has become more and more valued by his father.
"I, Li Erhu, thank you, Brother Qiao!"
Ding~ received Li Erhu's favor value +15.
"Ouch!"
Qiao Bibu didn't expect Li Erhu to really thank him, it's hard for him now, he can't say anything about the lightning rod.
"How about Brother Qiao, I, Li Erhu, promise, I really thanked you just now!"
Suddenly, Qiao Bibu had a flash of inspiration and had an idea in his heart.
"Alas, Brother Qiao, tell me quickly, what's going on today?"
Looking at Li Erhu's expectant look, Qiao Bibu almost felt a pain in his heart.
"Well, I don't know Erhuzi, have you ever heard of the phenomenon of 'chicken lifting backwards'?"
"Ah, chicken, are you too beautiful?" Li Erhu picked the back of his head with a confused expression.
"Yes, the chicken is not lifted!"
"Please also Brother Qiao tell me in detail!" Li Erhu hurriedly said.
"Erhuzi, think about it carefully, what is the main reason why you made a mistake today?"
"The main reason?, I split Elder Li's white-crowned chicken?" Li Erhu said with a glare.
"There are chickens on the scene, this is one thing, as for the second one, you think about it carefully. ”
Looking at Qiao Bibu's unfathomable appearance, Li Erhu wanted to strangle this stupid radish to death, but because of this unfathomable appearance, he actually believed it a little in his heart.
"Please also ask Brother Qiao to come. ”
"Think about it, what did you do when you summoned the Heavenly Thunder today?"
"What kind of movement? I naturally raised my arm, could it be that this is the problem?"
"That's right, just because there are chickens at the scene, and they are in the opposite direction with you, you raised your arms again, which caused the thunder to disappear, this is the so-called 'chicken lifting up', Erhuzi!"
Li Erhu instantly widened a pair of tiger eyes, he seemed to understand, but he didn't seem to understand anything.
Qiao Bibu looked at Li Erhu, who was stunned and digested on the spot, and he had already laughed in his heart.
"Then dare to ask Brother Qiao, how can I resolve it!" Li Erhu thought of the key point.
"The key to solving the problem is to find the problem, now that you know the core cause, don't you know how to do it?"
Li Erhu had already been made a little blank by Qiao Bibu's words, where did he know how to solve it at this moment, and hurriedly continued to beg.
Qiao Bibu showed a hint of disgust, but Li Erhu instantly saw a life-saving straw, after all, there is obviously a way to dislike it.
"Brother Qiao, Brother Qiao, tell me quickly, I will listen to you for everything. ”
Qiao Bibu seemed to be unable to resist Li Erhu's successive begging, and said disdainfully: "Isn't this very simple, first, there can be no chickens on the scene, and neither can the demon chickens that transform into shapes, and second, your pose that summons heavenly thunder also has to be changed." ”
"Roe deer?" Li Erhu was full of question marks.
"pose, that's the meaning of posture!" Qiao Bibu was almost angry by Li Erhu's surprising transliteration, Lao Tzu's spoken language is very good!
"How to change it, please give Brother Qiao a way!"
Qiao Bibu thought to himself, with the relationship between the two of them, if he told the other party directly, the other party would definitely be suspicious, so he had to tell him not so happily, and by the way, he could ask for some benefits.
Thinking of this, Qiao Bibu said impatiently to Li Erhu: "Hmph, Li Erhu, you have a few questions, why do I Qiao Bibu help you so much, especially since we seem to be enemies, right?"
Li Erhu was dumbfounded when he heard this, this is all good in front, why did he suddenly change his face, and turned over the old accounts, he is still not a big fool.
"That'...... What does Brother Qiao want, just mention it?"
"Even though you have been deducted from your monthly payment for a year, what good things can you have? ”
Li Erhu wilted instantly, and then glanced at the two tiger fans.
The two of them suddenly panicked, they had heard of Li Erhu's name in Qingshui City, so they became his younger brother, but now, I feel that this Li Erhu doesn't seem to be very good, one of them actually threw away Li Erhu and hurriedly ran away, and the other person saw this and ran away.
"!" Li Erhu suddenly fell to the ground.
"Look, what can you give me now, Erhuzi. ”
"I!" At this moment, Li Erhu was very desolate, feeling like he had been betrayed by the whole world, and then looking at Qiao Bibu, he felt that he was his only hope and dependence.
"Then you make a request, as long as it is not too much, I will definitely agree to you!"
"If you embrace me as Your Highness, I will tell you!" Qiao Bibu actually admires Li Erhu, if this person can correct his mind, his future achievements will definitely not be underestimated.
"Support you as Your Highness?" Li Erhu instantly became angry, Lao Tzu is the Tiger Emperor, you are still my son!
"Then I'm leaving, bye-bye~" Seeing Li Erhu hesitating, Qiao Bibu turned around and left.
"Wait" was shouted
"There must be a deadline! Don't even think about it for the rest of your life!" Li Erhu relented.
"Ten years, or you will wait for thunder every day. ”
"Okay, I promise!" Li Erhu thought to himself, just ten years, for a monk is not a matter of a snap of a finger, when the ten years are over, Lao Tzu will immediately sacrifice you with heavenly thunder!
Ding~ received Li Erhu's resentment value +16.
"You swear!"
"I ......"
Helpless, Li Erhu made a big oath with his parents, first love, teacher, Dao Xin, Lei Tribulation, and sexual blessing according to Qiao Bibu's request.
"Now, tell me quickly!" Li Erhu, who had finished swearing, was no longer so soft.
"Shout Your Highness!"
“...... Your Highness"
"Be louder, I can't hear you!"
"Your Highness, what posture should I use!"
"Kinetic light wave pose, of course!"
"Kinetic lightwaves?"