307, belly black ice smoke!
When Murong Wu heard this, his eyes froze, and the corners of his mouth tightened, but after a while, he didn't say anything, just snorted coldly.
"Papapa" Bingyanshuang patted his head, shook his head gently, and his face was full of admiration: "Murong Gongzi really deserves to be one of the two heroes of the rivers and lakes, this is not a matter of life and death, it is incomparable to many people, so good, it's really good." ”
When Murong Wu heard this, the corners of his mouth twitched, is there really a person in this world who is not life and death, at least he is not.
Bingyan waved his hand, Mei Shuang walked down with a smile, and when he came back, with a meaningful smile on his face, it suddenly made Murong Wu feel that his head was as big as a fight, he had a premonition, and at the same time felt that there was something fishy in the air that was particularly strong.
Mei Shuang smiled, she was carrying a basket in her hand, but there was a box in it, and at this time, there were several loach fish swimming in this basin, and that comfortable appearance made Murong Wu's scalp tingle for some reason: "What do you want to do!" ”
Mei Shuang smiled cutely: "The master said that Murong Gongzi is a distinguished guest, so he has to prepare some good things to entertain you, this loach fish is delicious and very delicious, I think Murong Gongzi will definitely like it." ”
How hospitable Bingyan is, but Murong Wu didn't believe it at all at this time, he just said to this woman, this loach fish will definitely not be so simple, his face was tense and cold, and he looked at Meishuang again.
At this time, Mei Shuang put down the basket with a smile, and then reached out and picked out a black and faint, not very good-looking loach fish from it, Murong Wu frowned, but the fish came to him: "What do you want to do, do you want me to eat it raw!" ”
Mei Shuang smiled and shook her head: "How is it possible, if you eat badly, you will have to ask our master to treat you at that time, you can't row more, this fish is used to welcome Murong Gongzi, it is naturally very interesting." ”
Phew, he didn't believe it.
Mei Shuang suddenly pulled up Murong Wu's collar, pulled it directly, and threw the loach fish in his hand, the fish's tail was still flicked in the air, squirting out a splash, all hitting Murong Wu's face, and the mouth was still stained with water, fishy and smelly, he spit it out in annoyance, but the next moment he was not right, sitting there and twisting around, originally he still used his nose to vent his breath, humming, and then he whispered out.
The loach fish entered Murong Wu's clothes, as if it had swam into the sea, swimming endlessly, flicking its tail from time to time, it was painful and numb, and the feeling of slippery and slippery made Murong Wu itch to death.
"What are you doing, let go!" Mei Shuang was just when Murong Wu was about to reach out to grab it, directly restraining his hand and tying it to the back of his hand, Murong Wu struggled hard, but at this time he was weak, and he was really not Mei Shuang, the opponent of a martial arts woman, and he resisted in three or two strokes and was restrained in vain.
Mei Shuang made a fuss and said: "Oh, how good is this, it's only a fish, this is the rule of entertaining guests, put a few more." ”
Bingyan also raised his eyebrows and said: "Even if you are not too unruly, since you know that you are wrong, why don't you serve Murong Gongzi well." ”
"Yes, yes, it was the negligence of the subordinates, and the lesson of the master is that the subordinates will serve Murong Gongzi." Mei Shuang nodded again and again, and smiled at Murong Wu: "I'm really sorry Murong Gongzi, a fish must not serve you well, I'll put two more, hey, three is not enough, I'll count, one, two, three...... Seven, these seven are worthy of the identity of Murong Gongzi. ”
"Goo Dong Goo Dong" The fish was scurrying around in Murong Wu's clothes, making a strange sound.
Looking at Mei Shuang's bad appearance, Murong Wu's face darkened: "No...... It's good to think about it like this, Miss Bingyan, you're too polite, you really don't need it. ”
"If you want it, Murong Gongzi doesn't care about it, and we who are current people can't do the same thing, otherwise we will get used to things in the future, how can we not care about the master like this, come on, come on, Murong Gongzi must not be polite."
"Papapapa......" Meishuang grabbed two in one hand and threw them into Murong Wu's clothes one after another.
"Papapa......" is the same as a meeting of fish, just listen to the "crackling" non-stop, although the fish is not the big, not small, but the force on the body is not light.
Those fish seemed to be a little flustered, and kept hitting Murong Wu's chest with their fish tails, and the corners of his mouth twitched, but his face was a strange look that wanted to laugh and twitched, and a few of them slipped to his nest, and his waist, slippery and itchy, but he was stiff and couldn't laugh, or he would really lose face, otherwise how would he mix in the rivers and lakes in the future, and he would have to endure death.
Bingyan frowned slightly and said to Murong Wu: "Murong Gongzi, is this not satisfied with our hospitality, why didn't he react at all." ”
"What?"
Bingyan said with a smile: "Murong Gongzi, shouldn't you say xiexie hospitality at this time, this is the truth of being a man, and it is also polite, haven't your parents handed you over?" It's still the same way! ”
"Don't deceive people too much!" Now he is uncomfortable to death, how can he still have the heart to say anything xiexie hospitality, besides, what kind of hospitality is this, this is obviously abuse, even if Bingyan didn't kill him, Murong Wu also felt that it was better to kill him at this time, a real knife and a real gun, life and death are his own business, and he can't complain about anyone if he dies, what's going on!
Murong Wu gritted his teeth, Bingyan carefully poured another cup of tea for him, and said with a smile: "Murong Gongzi is thirsty, let's drink another cup of tea." ”
Mei Shuang took it, this time there was no need for Mei Shuang to break her mouth, Murong Wu opened his mouth and drank the tea viciously.
Bingyan blinked: "Murong Gongzi is really brave, I also have Xiexie Murong Gongzi's trust in me here, you are really an honest person." ”
Murong Wu's face changed drastically: "What do you mean by this." ”
Bingyan's eyes blinked very innocently: "I'm really sorry Murong Gongzi, I just remembered after you drank tea, this is my habit of drinking tea, I always want to add some seasoning to the tea, it tastes good, just now I habitually put a little more, but it seems to be taken by mistake, and the poison was taken." ”
Bingyan reluctantly took out two paper packets, one written in tune, the other written in poison, and the two big characters hit Murong Wu's eyes, he almost vomited blood, he ...... He is one of the two heroes of the rivers and lakes, and he was played twice in one day, and he played the same person, he really wanted to die headlong.
However, the other party still showed a very innocent expression, Murong Wu was so angry in his heart, at this time, the loach fish in his clothes seemed to feel something, and suddenly jumped up, Murong Wu's face changed "Poof!" ”
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[Author's digression]: What is Aunt Cheng's past identity, it will be revealed tomorrow, and the plot will be implicated here.