At that time, the old-fashioned buses were all manually charged, and there was no regular bus company scheduling supervision, and they were basically privately contracted, so the conductor and driver were eager to stuff the passengers under the seats in order to be able to pull a few more people and earn more fares. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

When Cao Ming squeezed this kind of old bus in his previous life, he was too young and embarrassed, and he didn't dare to grab a seat, so he basically walked to the bus silently when he was almost on the bus.

Now he has learned his lesson, and like those aunts, he rolled up his sleeves and fought into the crowd with great vigour, silently remembering his grandmother's shyness and embarrassment in his heart.

Of course, this kind of thing can't be done blindly, and the roughness of the action needs to be made up for with soft words, so although Cao Ming kept pushing the surrounding passengers and stepped on the feet of several people in the middle, he did not cause a group fight by the people around him, and relied on another big killer: sweet mouth.

"Oh, uncle, I'm so sorry, I accidentally touched you just now, I'm really sorry."

"Oh, I'm so sorry that I didn't step on you, you see I'm frizzy."

"Dude, okay, let's borrow it, let me go further."

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In this way, in the combination of rigidity and softness, Cao Ming finally succeeded in occupying a back row position among thousands of troops.

"This young man, a goblin, is a monkey with hair on his body."

The uncle on the side kept looking at Cao Ming, seeing his little trick just now, and at this time, he saw Cao Ming sitting next to him, joking kindly.

As soon as these words came out, many people on the side nodded in agreement.

Cao Ming guarded against the slightest and said with a smile: "What kind of essence is it, it's just fake cleverness, isn't this still not escaping your eyes?" ”

The uncle smiled proudly and said no more.

The conductor stuck his neck out of the window and shouted heartbreakingly: "Get on the bus, get on the bus, get on the bus and go." ”

However, this sentence has been shouted for more than half an hour, and I didn't see the driver want to start the fire.

"This conductor can be a leader?"

The people around him were puzzled.

"Isn't this the same as a leader, fooling people openly. Every time the leader says, 'I'll say two words in the face', but every time he talks at length, and then look at him, he has long shouted to get in the car and walk away, which has passed for more than half an hour. ”

The people around him were very face-saving and laughed.

At this time, a little girl came up, wearing the uniform of No. 8 Middle School, and was almost half-pulled into the carriage by the conductor.

Cao Ming couldn't help it: "Master, you just stuff the roof of the car into someone." ”

When the others saw someone coming forward, they also complained a few words.

The conductor had a good temper, laughed, did not answer, and continued to stick his head out to solicit customers.

It wasn't until it was difficult to close the door in the car that the conductor was satisfied enough to beckon the driver to start driving slowly.

The car got out of the main road of the county seat, and the road conditions became worse, almost ten steps and a pit, and the car stumbled on it like a drunken bull.

The passengers in the carriage swayed from side to side with the bumpy body, and kept swearing one after another.

Of course, many people scolded and scolded, but they had a habitual look on their faces, and they were obviously used to it.

Cao Ming noticed a petite figure in front of him at this time, swaying helplessly from side to side, and after a closer look, he found that it was the eighth middle school girl who was forcibly pulled up by the conductor before.

She was petite, couldn't reach the handrails, and was surrounded by people, and couldn't find anything else to borrow, and was often staggered by the body.

Cao Ming couldn't bear it, got up, peeled off the standing crowd, and came to the girl with difficulty.

"Come with me, there's a seat in the back." Cao Ming got straight to the point.

A trace of doubt flashed on the girl's weak face, she hesitated at first, and then probably saw that Cao Ming was also wearing the school uniform pants of the eighth middle school, eliminating the guard of a stranger, so she nodded carefully.

At this moment, the car was deflected again, and the little girl had just lifted one foot, and the force happened to be the most unstable.

I only heard her "ah", and leaned back uncontrollably.

Cao Ming's eyes were quick, and he hurriedly reached out and grabbed her, pulled her forward, and hugged her all at once.

The girl was stunned and at a loss.

Cao Ming hugged her like this, and waited for the car to stabilize before letting go of her.

"How old are today's children to fall in love?"

A woman with a long tongue.

When the girl heard this, she seemed to wake up suddenly, and hurriedly kept her distance from Cao Ming.

But leaving Cao Ming's body, his body shook involuntarily.

Cao Ming was helpless, forcibly held her arm, and carried her to the edge of the original seat.

But when he came back, he was dumbfounded.

I saw that the original position was occupied by a young man, this young man did not look like a student, a typical second-rate child, his hair was dyed green, like a palette, and he was looking out the window with his legs crossed.

"Dude, this seat is mine, that, can you give it a moment?" Cao Ming spoke politely.

However, this kind of politeness sounded like a lack of confidence to the man with dyed hair.

He turned his head slowly, and found that Cao Ming was really not as strong as his own body, sneered at Cao Ming, and said in a strange manner: "Your seat? What you say is yours is yours? I also said that the seats in the whole car are still mine. ”

At this time, the uncle who had made fun of Cao Ming's monkey spirit before spoke up: "This seat is indeed this young man's, and as soon as someone went over to pick up his little girlfriend, you took up someone's seat." ”

Little girlfriend?

Cao Ming was stunned.

At this time, the soft arm in his hand was pulled back, and the little girl he brought back turned red.

Cao Ming understood.

But now he didn't have time to explain, he smiled gratefully at the righteous uncle, his tone became low, and he said to Caimao: "I ask you one last time, you still don't pay me back this?" ”

When the dyed man heard the words of this bear student, his heart jumped and he was a little surprised, but in front of so many people, he was more annoyed and provoked: "I just don't give it back, what's the matter, can you still beat Lao Tzu?" Pretend! ”

The girl in the back came over at this time and pulled Cao Ming's hand: "I won't sit 、、、." ”

When the dyed-haired man heard this, he became more and more proud, Erlang's legs swayed leisurely, and finally spit on Cao Ming rudely.

Cao Ming turned his head, laughed at this time, and whispered: "It's okay, I'll deal with it." ”

When I turned around, the smile disappeared immediately.

Cao Ming took a deep breath, and then made a brazen shot in the exclamation of a cadre, grabbing two handfuls of each other's hair as quickly as a leopard, and directly pulling his body closer, without waiting for the other party to react, a knee hit the opponent's lower abdomen extremely fiercely.

The dyed man didn't expect this little calf to say that he would do it, and as soon as he did it, it was this way of killing him. When he reacted, the pain of visceral dislocation in his stomach had instantly overwhelmed his nerves, and he could only instinctively hold his stomach and hum.

Cao Ming shouted in front at this time: "Master, stop the car, someone has arrived." ”

There is no fixed platform in the countryside, and passengers basically stop wherever they want to.

The driver didn't know what was going on and quickly braked.

Cao Ming carried the dyed-haired man who was already full of tears and snot and walked towards the car door.

The people on the side were shocked by the reckless arrogance that Cao Ming showed just now, and consciously let go of a small slit.

The conductor opened the door, and Cao Ming threw the dyed man on his shoulder.

The dyed man sat down on the ground, finally relieved himself a little, and shouted to Cao Ming inarticulately: "Grass mud horse." ”

The conductor didn't know what was happening in the back of the train before, so he glanced at Cao Ming in surprise, and then at the dyed man with a resentful and painful face, as if he understood something.

However, he has been polished by society for a long time, and he is familiar with the routine of pretending to be confused, knowing that more is better than less, so he closed the car door cleanly, as if he saw everything, and shouted to the driver: "It's time to get off, drive." ”

The bus immediately started again.

When Cao Ming returned to the back row, he found that no one occupied the seat this time, and even left a lot of space next to the empty seat.

The little girl who was pulled over by him before didn't seem to have recovered from the sudden conflict just now, and stood there with a little pale face, and when she saw Cao Ming coming back, she subconsciously stepped back, and her eyes flashed with fear.

Cao Ming saw the vigilance and fear in her eyes, which was simply the standard look of a good citizen looking at the Black Society, and couldn't help touching his nose.

He wanted to correct his image, so he said to her kindly, "It's okay now, sit down." ”

The little girl shook her head as if she had seen Grandma Wolf.

Cao Ming was helpless, seeing her weak and pitiful appearance, her body had to constantly adjust her center, so she simply said viciously: "If you want to sit, you can sit, and you are not allowed to shake your head." ”

The little girl was shocked, and then she honestly moved her body to the empty seat.

Cao Ming smiled with satisfaction.

Unexpectedly, as soon as she turned around, the little girl cried "wow".