Chapter 15: This Thing Is Male
Lu Ling took Lu Bu around and walked back, and happened to see the cavalry sent by Chen Gong halfway through. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
I couldn't help but say, the cavalry blocked the way of Wuling Light, and drew their swords one by one, but they wanted to go up but didn't dare to go up, so they could only shout there.
"General, General!"
"General, are you still alive?"
"General, don't go to cultivate immortals, you can't do without us!"
"I beg Daxian to let go of my general, and the disciple is willing to replace him and serve Daxian for my general."
……
Lu Ling was confused, thinking to himself, what are you shouting in a mess? What cultivates immortals? What is alive and spared? Got the wrong medicine?
The car stopped, Lu Bu opened the door and got out of the car, looking very unhappy, feeling that these subordinates had embarrassed themselves in front of the Great Immortal, so he scolded: "Don't talk nonsense, I just went to test ride the Great Immortal's divine beast, what can happen?" Listen to me, turn back, go back! ”
However, no one moved. The man who looked like a small officer asked tremblingly: "General, we are leaving, what should you do?" ”
"What the hell should I do? I'll go back too, I'm still sitting on the divine beast of the Great Immortal, you open the way in front, be spiritual, don't lose the prestige of our army! ”
"Yes!"
With this, the cavalry was relieved, and automatically lined up in two teams to open the way in front, while Lu Ling drove the light of Wuling and Lu Bu to follow behind.
Then, they returned to Xiapi City together, and after entering the city, Lu Bu asked Lu Ling if he was in the Bigu period now, Lu Ling didn't know what he meant, with a puzzled expression on his face, Lu Bu sneered: "Now the time is close to noon, Lu wants to invite Daxian to have lunch, if Daxian Bigu does not eat the fireworks in the world, I will ask someone to burn a few incense sticks for you......"
Burn a hairy incense, can you be full when you smell that smell?
Lu Ling hurriedly said: "Eat, eat, I haven't been in the valley for many years." ”
In fact, he didn't refute it at all......
Lu Bu immediately ordered to go down and let the cook prepare the banquet, and at the same time said that those high-ranking civil and military officials who were in Xiapi City would also participate, such as Chen Gong Zhang Liao Gaoshun or something, and when the car drove to Lu Bu's mansion, Lu Ling parked the car at the door, and then got out of the car and walked in with Lu Bu, and when they left, they immediately ...... Hulalala, a large group of soldiers gathered around, curious, timid, and a little inexplicably adoring at the Wuling Light that had been extinguished.
"Shhhhh......h
In vain, Wuling Light did not react at all.
"Hey, pretty honest, do you think this guy eats grass or meat?"
"I don't know, but I know it's a male."
"How do you know?"
"Look at the ...... behind it," the man pointed to the exhaust pipe behind the Wuling Light with experience: "Isn't it a public to have this thing?" ”
"You're still the sixth child, you're educated."
At this time, another person said, "Hey, you said that if I touch it, it will bite me?" ”
"You go and try, we'll give you a view of the enemy's plunder."
"yes, yes, don't you always say you're bold."
"Damn, try it, come ......"
As he spoke, the man cautiously walked over and reached out to touch the light of Wuling, but as soon as he touched it, he heard a sharp sound - this light of Wuling was actually equipped with an anti-theft device.
Hearing this voice, the bold buddy was so frightened that he fainted, foaming at the mouth, and the others crawled and knelt on the ground to kowtow to the light of Wuling, thinking that the beast was angry.
At this time, Lu Ling also heard a voice coming out of it and asked what was going on.
Seeing that the Great Immortal came out, the frightened soldiers immediately turned around and pleaded with Lu Ling, admitting their mistake, and before Lu Ling could speak, they saw Lu Bu who came out with him angry: "You dare to touch the divine beasts of the Great Immortal at will?" Who made the rules for you? Come on, pull these out and cut them down for me! ”
Immediately, the guards of the law enforcement team rushed over and dragged people.
Lu Ling thought goodbye, isn't it just touching the car, this is also about killing? I couldn't bear it, so I hurriedly stopped: "Forget it, they have been scared like this and have learned a lesson, don't touch it again in the future, now the two armies are fighting at the time of employing people, and it is not possible to kill people for this little thing, for the sake of my face, give them a chance to make meritorious contributions." ”
Lu Bu scolded: "If there is a great immortal to intercede for you, I will spare you a dog's life, why don't you hurry up and thank the great immortal?" ”
"Thank you, Daisen...... Thank you, immortals......" The soldiers were grateful, and said everything.
Lu Ling smiled, and did a good job, and then he went back to the banquet with Lu Bu.
Well, the banquet...... It's just a little lower-grade.
It's either broth or barbecue, and boiled meat dipping sauce, or green vegetables dipping sauce...... The variety is single and the taste is very bad and there is no beautiful shape, but this is normal, what can be delicious in the Three Kingdoms era? Especially in the state of Lu Bu, who is besieged in the city and waiting to be caught, there is nothing to eat, but this banquet is already the highest level banquet at this time, that is, to welcome Lu Ling, the so-called immortal, otherwise, even Lu Bu, the supreme leader here, only eats meat once a day, and the only luxury is to drink every day.
On the wine table, Lu Bu and his subordinates flattered Lu Ling in all kinds of ways, toasted them in various ways, and there were also verbal temptations to let Lu Ling use immortal magic to help them break the siege...... In fact, it's all, this is a timeline of parallel time, Lu Linglai is doing tasks instead of changing history, and he doesn't have any friendship with Lu Bu, even if he has AK47, he can't help Lu Bu to break through Cao Cao, right, why? Cao Cao didn't offend me! It's your own business!
Therefore, Lu Ling was noncommittal, every time he digressed the topic, Lu Bu was not stupid, seeing Lu Ling's attitude, he knew that he would definitely not help with this, so he retreated and asked Lu Ling when he could take her daughter away, it was best to set off now, and rush to Huainan as soon as possible to ask Yuan Shu to send troops to relieve the siege of Pi.
It's a hard time to be stuck in the city!
Lu Ling agreed to this matter, but he told Lu Bu that he couldn't do it now, it was too noticeable in broad daylight, so it was best to set this matter at night and wait until the dead of night before acting......
And so it was settled.
At the end of the banquet, Lu Ling said that he was a little sleepy after drinking a lot of wine, and wanted to rest for a while, recuperate himself and prepare to leave at night, so Lu Bu arranged a guest room with the highest specification for Lu Ling and let him rest there, and after Lu Bu and the others left, Lu Ling, who had made a drunken appearance, got up, opened the watch-type universal compass, adjusted the scale, and saw that the small red dot with Diao Chan's name was flashing, and it was only more than a hundred meters away from Lu Ling's current guest room location......