After yawning, I put my hand down and continued to pretend to sleep.

In order not to make Mu Qingyu suspicious, I specially snored quietly.

Mu Qingyu squatted on the floor for about five minutes before standing up, putting his left hand on his chest and exhaling.

I squinted slightly, looking at her pretty face flushed with fright.

Actually, it's pretty cute!

However, the ultimate boos are a bad guy! Bad people don't pity the jade!

The show has just begun.

“… I can't wait...... Less than ...... ......"

I sat up suddenly, stretched my hands forward, palms down, closed my eyes, and said the above passage in an incoherent tone.

"First...... Put the arm ...... Remove and then ...... Put it again...... Put it in a pot and simmer ......"

Through the gap in my eyes, I saw Mu Qingyu's stunned expression, his eyes widened suddenly, and then cold sweat broke out on his head, he covered his mouth with his hands, and he didn't dare to move, just like a plastic model in a clothing store, but it was more beautiful than those.

My trick is based on Cao Cao's dream of killing people, and it seems to work well.

"Stupid, stupid, even ...... It's a little thing...... I can't do it well, I, myself...... Come ......"

After saying that, I slowly stood up on the bed, still with my hands flat, and then jumped from the bed to the ground like a zombie.

Mu Qingyu's body couldn't help but tremble, and the long hair scattered on his back and shoulders also shook.

Watching me, the "sleepwalking" guy, slowly approach, finally, she couldn't help it, and she didn't care about the ring, so she ran away.

Eh, just go, bring me the door!

I shook my head, walked over to the door, and closed the door.

As for whether Mu Qingyu can sleep at night, that's none of my business.

If you want to grab the ring of the final boos, this is the end!

The next morning, I turned off the alarm clock, and if I had just woken up, I hadn't slept at all.

I haven't slept at all since I pretended to sleepwalk and scared Mu Qingyu away last night, and as soon as I closed my eyes, I saw Mu Qingyu holding a bloody machete, slowly approaching me......

As a result, I didn't get enough sleep, and I also got "panda eyes".

Is this revenge on me? Reality scares me, and then goes back to dreams to scare me?

According to the usual practice, I went to the bathroom to "waterproof" after getting up in the morning, and when I came out of the bathroom, I happened to run into Mu Qingyu, who had just come out of the room.

"Early ......"

Mu Qingyu greeted me with sleepy eyes, and when I saw the same "panda eyes", I knew that she hadn't slept all night.

"Morning!"

Even though I was just as unmotivated, I still pretended to sleep well.

It may be that both of them are not in good spirits, and I will go back to my room after asking in the morning.

As usual, we washed our faces, brushed our teeth, cleaned up the beds, put on our school uniforms, and then we sat down at the kitchen table and nibbled on bread.

"I'm sorry, I didn't sleep well last night, and I don't have the strength to cook for you now......"

Mu Qingyu said weakly while nibbling on the bean paste bread in his hand.

"It's okay, I usually eat these ......"

I was also so sleepy that I forgot to keep my distance from the thief who stole my ring, and spoke very politely.

As he spoke, his eyelids became heavier and heavier, and finally closed......

When I woke up again, I found that Mu Qingyu was also asleep opposite, Mu Qingyu pillowed his right arm, held the bread he had just bitten in his left hand, turned his face sideways, his hair was messy, and he slept soundly.

The sun shines on her side face, which looks extremely lovely, and although she sleeps like a lady, it gives people a real beauty.

It doesn't matter, it's the ...... Why is Nima all asleep? I have to go to school today! I was late the day before yesterday, how can I say I'm late today?

I was sitting just in time to see the wall clock in the living room, and it was already past 8:40.

It's okay, it's okay, it's not too late, smile, keep smiling...... Laugh at your sister! It's been more than an hour late, isn't it too late? Lack of sleep makes the whole person guilty of two!

It doesn't matter if you punish the station, you can also report criticism, the key is that the teaching director doesn't like me in the first place, and if you can't say that you have to punish me to clean the toilet this time, it will be embarrassing!

No, I'll have to find an excuse to fool around.

Excuse 1:

"Director, I was captured by aliens when I was in school."

Standing in the director's room, I said to the bald director on the office chair opposite.

"Oh? So how did you get back? ”

The director picked up the pen on his desk and tapped the desk (as is his habit when talking to students).

"They talked to me about the Five Principles of Peaceful Coexistence in the Universe, then signed a peace agreement, had a meal, and finally let me go."

“……”

Excuse 2:

"Director, I met a fortune teller on the way to school, he said that I have amazing bones and talent, and I am the best person to save the otaku world, so I passed on a book of travel treasures for me to save the two-dimensional world......"

I, who was still standing in the director's room, said to the bald director sitting opposite.

"And then?"

The bald director took a pen and tapped the desk.

"I went to Sanji to eat a bowl of noodles.,Compete with Ichigo for a knife technique.,After helping Naruto fight six ways.,By the way, I visited Wenyue School Park.,Chatted with Shidao about the experience of picking up girls.,When I came back, because there were too many people to cross.,It's stuck in the space-time tunnel for more than an hour.,So I'm late.。

“……”

Excuse 3:

"Director, do you believe in fate?"

Still standing in the director's room, I asked the bald director with a constipated face.

"It's okay! What's wrong? ”

Bald and constipated, the director took a pen and lit the table.

"Last night I dreamed that the Lord of Fate told me, 'If I don't be more than an hour late today, it will cause a butterfly ......effect.'"

"What effect?"

"The school will explode, and the wife of a bald director will cheat."

“……”

Well, none of these reasons seem to work!

How about telling the truth to the bald director?

Not beat around the bush:

"Director, do you know why I'm late?"

"Why?"

"Because the female classmate who lived with me came to my room in the middle of the night to steal things......"

"And then?"

"I pretended to sleepwalk to scare her, and she pretended to be a ghost in her dream to scare me, causing neither of us to sleep well, so we both fell asleep at the dinner table in the morning."

“……”

Forget it, I'd better go wash the toilet!

I woke up Mu Qingyu, who was asleep, and then walked slowly to the school with her, and then was honorably written on the small blackboard on the first floor.

I wasn't punished by the bald director to clean the toilet, and it was still thanks to Mu Qingyu - because Mu Qingyu was a new student who was late for the first time, and he was late with me, in order to show fairness (I can't just be punished for cleaning the toilet), so I borrowed her light from the light hair, and after deducting points, I was put back together.

As soon as I walked to the fifth floor, I met the head teacher who came out of the office.

The head teacher didn't ask much when he saw us, just said "come early next time" and went downstairs.

Through the glass of the class door, I saw the math teacher solving an equation on the podium, and the sound of the lecture was drowned out by the sound of the students chatting.

Although there are almost no people who listen to the class except for the four top students, she still talks very happily, and it is really rare for a teacher to think like this.

I raised my hand and knocked on the door, and the math teacher, who was intoxicated by the "ocean of knowledge", was startled.

Seeing that it was me outside the door, he lifted the crooked glasses on his nose and whispered something.

Although the voice was too low to be heard, it should have been something like "come in" or "please come in".

When I walked into the classroom, the class was still chattering, but when Mu Qingyu walked in later, the two of us returned to our seats.

The atmosphere in the class suddenly became quiet, so quiet that you could hear the math teacher's lecture.

What's wrong? Why is it quiet all of a sudden? Keep talking!

Uh,! When I went out, I brought Mu Qingyu's schoolbag with me, and I forgot to give it to her at the door of the class, and now her schoolbag is still in my hand!

At this moment, the dark aura in the class suddenly skyrocketed, and everyone shivered coldly.

The Son of Darkness put down the pen in his hand, lifted his sickly face, and yawned.

Then I rubbed the "panda eyes" that were more serious than me with my hands, and then said something that stunned everyone:

"Identification completed, cohabitation."

It wasn't loud, but the whole class could hear it. After that, he continued to pick up the pen, and he didn't know what was written in the mysterious black notebook.

I rub it, this thing is really not a creature on the earth, and even this can be predicted!

Feed! Demon spirits? There's an alien here, take it away and dissect it!

After learning that Mu Qingyu and I were living together, there was no special reaction from the people in the class, because this was an abnormal class.

If you ask me, are there no ordinary people in the sixth class of the second year of high school? I will answer you: there is, and there is more than one!

That's right, there are a few relatively normal ones in the class, that is, the seven brothers who started gossiping.

It is said that these seven people gathered from different junior high schools to Tianbei No. 3 Middle School, and each of them was a big brother level figure in the school in junior high school.

When they were first assigned to the third middle school, the seven of them hit it off at first sight, and they became brothers of the opposite sex according to their age, calling themselves the seven young people of the North God (seven young people in the North God District of Tianbei City), and later they were assigned to the abnormal group of Class 6 due to fighting.

Since entering Class 6, the potential of these seven people has been exposed.

In the words of a speaker: it's a fun toy.

In Chai Yilin's words: People are stupid and have a lot of money.

These people are often brushed around by the orators in the class, and they still think they are the truth.

In addition, Chai Yilin's "old goods" that can't be sold will also ask them to buy them.

But I have to say that the combat power of these seven people is also extremely high, after all, they were all "overlords of one side" in the past.

If their former little brother knew that these overlords had become so filthy now, would they regret following the wrong person?