"Chapter 4 Problem 6 Class Strange and Wonderful"

When I woke up, my English teacher was speaking about her English grammar on the podium. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info

Of course, there were not many people under the podium who listened to the lectures.

Only the foursome of the top students in the front row took notes carefully.

Although each class has surveillance, the pixels are not very good, and it is impossible to cover everything. So as long as the range of action is not very large, it will generally not be discovered, and the leader will have nothing to do but keep staring at the monitoring button.

I don't know why, I can't sleep enough in my bed at home, and I often have enough energy in one class on the school desk.

Could it be that the school is a treasure trove of feng shui? Faster recovery of HP and MP at school? Or are the school desks made of fine agarwood? Refreshing?

Uh, forget it! This broken table has an indescribable bad smell, and there are lyrics engraved by previous seniors on it, which inevitably have words such as Fuck, if you sell it in the second-hand market, it is estimated that no one will want ten yuan.

I used to hear people say that most of the places where schools were built were ancient mass graves, and it was said that the yang energy in the students' bodies could suppress the yin energy below.

I'm an atheist myself, and I never believe in anything! Oh God! These things.

Just as my brain was digressing, a voice came from the adjacent table on the right:

"Boss Su, are you awake? Little brother, please say hello to you! ”

This is my next table, named Chai Yilin, half a head shorter than me, because of the long-term computer play a little myopia, so with a black-rimmed glasses.

This thing doesn't look very good, with thief eyebrows and rat eyes, and is full of fat, I don't think I have a chance with a girl in this life.

I remember when I was a freshman in high school, I came home from school one day and saw him being beaten up by two thugs.

I thought to myself, even if I wasn't a classmate, I would help out.

Since I was always bullied when I was a child, I always take care of it when I see being bullied, especially when I see the gangsters bullying people, I am very angry.

I walked in his direction, my tone full of contempt:

"You're pretty much done, you've been getting more and more arrogant lately."

I put my hands in my pockets and was ready for a fight.

However, when the two thugs saw that it was me, they called "Boss Su", turned around and left.

When I was in junior high school, I liked to meddle with meddlers, and I always liked to fight with the gangsters, and I never showed mercy, anyway, I was just a group of scumbags in society.

Gradually, I became famous, and the gangsters on the "road" generally called me "Boss Su" when they saw me, of course, this was only in a small part of Tianbei City.

It's boring! If you don't have the guts, be a little gangster, go back and study hard!

Chai Yilin also saw the wind and rudder, and hurriedly knelt down towards me:

"Boss Su, I recognize you as my eldest brother, and I will be your younger brother in the future, just tell me if I have something! Go up the knife mountain, go down to the sea of fire, and don't give up! ”

Later, I found out that it was this product that was going to use A'V as protection money for the two thugs, but it was accidentally downloaded by the wrong one, and it was beaten up.

Who would want you to be such a lewd little brother? What else can you do besides A'V online? Am I embarrassed to take a little brother like you out? If I had a little brother like you, I wouldn't be able to raise my head on the road in the future!

Suddenly, I regretted saving this thing, I knew that it would be better to let those two gangsters kill them, and there would be one less scourge in society.

Buddha forgive me, sins! Sin!

"By the way, boss, this is Ozawa's latest work I downloaded last night, so I'll take it to honor you first!"

Chai Yilin handed over a black USB drive with a flattering face.

I looked at him with a look of disgust on my face, am I such a depraved person? You're too embarrassed to take it out, you idiot! Aren't you afraid of being discovered by the teacher? Take it, bastard! Don't bother me!

Although I'm in adolescence, I'm also curious about the opposite sex.,But I'm still very resistant to this kind of thing.,I feel like this kind of thing is prepared for dicks.。

Although I don't think I'm rich and handsome, I have nothing to do with dicks. A socialist successor like me, who has detached himself from low-level tastes, resolutely boycotts Japanese products.

In fact, the main thing is to boycott Chai Yilin's goods, and after staying with him for a long time, I found that my whole person was not pure.

Besides, for people like me who practice martial arts, first of all, you can't be obsessed with women, don't you see that the monks of Shaolin Temple are all very powerful? Isn't there another sentence called: The world's martial arts come out of Shaolin!

"No need, you can keep it for yourself!"

I politely declined his "kindness".

"It's okay boss, I still have a lot of them!"

As he spoke, Chai Yilin took out four or five more USB drives.

"No, no, I don't, I want!"

I gritted my teeth, word by word.

Seeing that I might not be in a good mood, I recommended the boy at his front table again.

Nima! It's endless, it's annoying! Hell, it's been inking!

I forgot to mention that the desks in our class were double tables, but there was only one person at each table, because our class was very small - only about two dozen people.

The specific reason is not clear, maybe the school has given us up, and the teachers who teach us are the famous thorny teachers in the school, except for those who have just graduated from the internship.

Our class is a very special existence in the science class, but as a science class, there are many fewer people than the liberal arts class, and the class composition is part strange plus part of the thorn and part of the scum.

The seats in our class were divided into four groups, my place was in the last row of the class, counting from the window was the positive second group, on the right was Chai Yilin, the idiot, and on the left was a very old male classmate.

I don't know what his name is, I only know that his surname is Wang, and his 17-year-old age has a 57-year-old face - a typical strange person in the class.

Because of his particularly long beard and special characteristics, his classmates called him Wang Huzi.

Wang Huzi chats with female classmates every day at school except looking at the sky, and the girls in the class call him uncle, and he himself doesn't care about this title.

In particular, Wang Huzi usually looks like an upright old man.

But when he laughed, his expression was particularly obscene, and it was no better than Chai Yilin's goods.

Sitting on the far right of the last row is a boy with weak Wenwen, who usually doesn't like to talk to others, and what he says is often incomprehensible.

But he has a magical ability - the crow's mouth, if it sounds good, it can be said to be a prophecy, and the middle two points can be called a speech.

He doesn't usually say a few words, but every time he speaks, his mouth seems to be open.

Sometimes I wonder if he has traveled from the future. Or is it an undercover agent sent by aliens to Earth, who usually observes the activities of our earthlings, and finally reports to the governor of their planet, ready to invade the Earth?

Ahem, it's a bit off.

I don't remember what his name is, but usually everyone calls him "Son of Darkness" behind his back.

Because he was sitting in the corner of the class, and he still exuded a dark aura all the time.

I guess the school was afraid that the dark rays released by the children of darkness would affect other people's learning, so they were deliberately assigned to our class.

Since I was a child, I was not good at communicating with people, and I didn't take the initiative to chat with the people in my class, and I always felt that staying with them would change my worldview.

In short, the entire sixth class is almost all weird, and there is not a single normal person (except me, of course).

I didn't come to Class 6 at the beginning, and I still have a story when I got to Class 6.

I remember when I was a freshman in high school, I happened to have a little conflict with a big brother in the outside class, so that big brother found four or five boys in the toilet to prepare to teach me a lesson.

Jokes, I've been through a lot of battles since I was a child, how could I be defeated by these "weak chickens".

As a result, I came out of the toilet unharmed, and the "weak chickens" inside were rolling on the floor in different positions.

After that, I was called to the teaching office, wrote a thousand-word review, and then read my review aloud to the whole school in the school radio room.

At the beginning, the school leaders couldn't find my parents, so they held a special meeting for this reason, and finally decided to assign me to this strange sixth class.

Since that fight became famous, the students in the outer class saw me like they saw jackals, tigers and leopards, and they all shouted: Brother Su! It made me uncomfortable.

Come on! I'm a person with a full sense of justice, and I will give up my seat for the old, weak, sick and disabled on the bus! I remember when I was in elementary school, I had a little red tweed!

However, since junior high school, my reputation has not been very good, because I often fight with thugs and almost get expelled from school.

Those who sit in the back row of the class all have one thing in common.

That is, the academic performance is at the bottom of the school, and every exam is responsible for dragging down the average score.

On the contrary, the average score of the class is raised by the top students in the front row, and the average score of the class is still in the top five among the twenty or twenty classes in high school every time the test results come out.

It can be seen how wicked the front row of the class is.

Just as I was thinking, the bell rang for the end of class.

The class next door immediately became like a vegetable market, but our class had an eerie sense of silence in comparison.

Wang Huzi, who was sitting on my left, looked out the window obscenely, not knowing what he was looking at.

The "Children of Darkness" were still sitting in the corner of the classroom, emitting his dark rays, and there was no one within a one-meter radius around him.

I don't know if this ability is good on the bus? If you can, it's really a seat-occupying skill!

Chai Yilin was discussing something in a whisper with a few boys in the class, but as soon as he saw the cheap expression on his face, he knew that it was definitely not a good thing.

I touched the ring in the pocket of my school uniform and was about to take it out.

At this time, Chai Yilin walked towards me with coquettish steps, and I decisively gave up the idea of taking it out and looking at it.

"Hahaha, boss, I was lucky today, I sold A'V last night and made 10 yuan."

Watching him show off the results just now, I directly rewarded him with a roll of the eyes.

I don't know that the boy in the class bought this A'V back.

"Who did you sell to?"

To be honest, I'm a little curious who would buy this kind of thing.

"Oh~ it's him!"

Chai Yilin pointed to a thin boy who only looked like a skeleton.

Uh, isn't this the big speaker in the class?

The so-called "speaker" is also a nickname given by people, this person is the ideal when he opens his mouth and closes his mouth, and chatting with him is often infected by his tone, which is more touching than many famous speakers.

I heard that a robber who once said with only three inches of incorruptible tongue that a robber knelt down in public to apologize, which shows that his skills are profound.

I usually see you very honest, but I didn't expect my heart to be so dirty! Don't you like to tell others about your ideals? Could it be that the true ideal is in A'V?

Besides, don't you feel guilty at all about doing such a dirty deal in this hallowed classroom? Look at how Newton is looking at you on the wall of the class! Marie Curie and Albert Einstein are staring at you with wide eyes! Apologize and repent to them! Then throw the USB drive full of sin hidden in your pocket out the window! Then I am inspired to study hard and return to the motherland in the future!

Seeing that I didn't reply, Chai Yilin continued triumphantly:

"Boss, don't look at him as a speaker's mouthful of faith. He sells a lot of A'Vs to me, so he's a regular customer. ”

Hey, hey, hey! You're a bit of a festive person, okay! I'm embarrassed to brag about selling A'V in the class! Do you want to think of this as a career in the future? Could it be that he was inspired by the speaker to take this as an ideal in life? Do you know what a bad influence this kind of behavior has on others? Go and copy the code of conduct for middle school students on the wall a hundred times! Go ahead, copy the eight honors and eight shames in the political book a thousand times! Then kneel on the podium and write a 100,000-word review to confess to the class!

I have no interest in sharing his achievements with such unscrupulous people.

So, he simply lay on the table and pretended to be asleep, indicating that he didn't want to listen to him.