882 Disaster without reason! (Above)
"Humph! You only have a toothpick! â
"Humph! You festering dead monkey down there! â
The two old men, who were at least one hundred and fifty or sixteen years old, scolded each other with a tacit understanding after a burst of angry "cross-eyed", and then snorted coldly at the same time, turned their heads directly, and began to attack in the cold war.
All......
Looking at the two masters who had a very tacit understanding, Du Xiaoying and the others, they really didn't know what to say, Du Shurong looked left and right, and finally shrunk his neck, retreated without a trace, and muttered in his heart.
Forget it, I'll continue to act as an audience, when I'm a transparent person who is at ease, anyway, I've been ignored by the two of them for so long, so let's continue to be ignored, the fire at the gate of the province affected the pond fish, this side is my father, and on the other side is my father-in-law, it's not appropriate to help either side!
There is also Du Xiaoying's own mother who plans to do the same as him, the couple is really smart, and at the same time retreats slightly without a trace, and at the same time pretends to be silent and passers-by, that exactly the same action, in their opinion, it is completely the rhythm of the husband and wife, so, those two adults are above, you ignore me, Lao Tzu is too lazy to pay attention to your cold war, their two juniors, are below, you and I are secretly sending Qiubo, and the two sides are in a harmonious mess.
Looking at the few people who were not serious in the previous generation and even more indecent in the previous generation, Du Xiaoying is really a little dizzy now, she wonders if she has the genes of these people in her body, otherwise, she has lived among them for more than 20 years, how can she still be a serious person?
"Okay, you two old things, you've been arguing all your life, aren't you annoying? If you bite any more, you'll both be bald. Now hurry up and take a break. â
For the two of them who seemed to have no medicine today, Zhao Lao immediately comforted beside him, but his way of persuading people, Khan, is really special.
"Get out! You're a dog! â
Hearing Zhao Lao's consolation, Du Lao and Sun Lao glanced at each other, turned around at the same time, and replied in unison, the hidden meaning of this dog's bite on the dog's hair can't hide it from them.
"Alright, alright. I'm a lot older, and I'm not afraid of being laughed at by juniors, what, Lao Du, are you still putting this thing away? If you want to put it away, hurry up, if you don't put it away, open the gift from your family, what are you arguing about. â
Seeing this extremely familiar scene, the old man surnamed Wang immediately picked up his previous role. Standing among the three of them, act as a good old man.
Basically, if the four of them get together, then Lao Sun and Lao Du can quarrel without a few words. And Lao Zhao is not afraid of big things when he returns, not to add fuel to the fire, provoke, and provoke them. is to beat the two of them to death with a stick, and then stage a Three Kingdoms killing.
And when the three of them finished acting, it was almost over. He will pretend to stand up, pretend to be a big-tailed wolf, give the three of them a step down, and then everyone will go back to their respective homes and find their own mothers, and it will be like this.
It's just that today, how to say that it is also Du Laoniao's birthday, and in front of so many juniors, Wang Lao is thinking, save some face for those two old goods, or press this fire again, accumulate and accumulate, and wait until there is no one around, and then enjoy a more exciting and popular drama, so this time without waiting for their show to start, they will appear directly.
"Humph! I'll hide the things first, but I can't let this monkey who doesn't have any discipline worry about it, this thing has never known how much a pound is shameless...... Old thing, you listen to me, it's a birthday gift from Xiaotian, don't you dismantle yourself as an outsider, I'll put the words in my mouth today, if you dare to dismantle it, Lao Tzu will dare to pull you alive when I turn around! âŚâŚ You show me a good look, you know no! â
Seeing that the old king, who has always been a peacemaker, came out, and I don't know if Du Lao gave him face, or felt that today was his birthday, he should pay attention to it, he has always been comparable to a Spartan warrior, and he lived and died with the enemy, he was the first to shout a truce, while muttering, he carefully picked up the edict and jade pendant on the table, and trotted all the way towards his personal collection room. After finishing the matter, he still blew his beard and glared at Du Shurong and ordered.
"Damn! You old guy, you dare to threaten Lao Tzu! Father! Father...... I'll do it! â
Looking at the fast disappearing Du Lao, Sun Lao scolded him in the direction he left, but before he finished speaking, he had to swallow back halfway, the man left, and the pain of the threatening words before he could say it directly made Sun Lao's cheeks red, like a grumpy lion, he turned back and forth several times in the same place, and directly burst into a foul language without any image, and at the same time gave two white middle fingers to Du Lao's immediate direction!
"Don't let Lao Tzu dismantle? Lao Tzu will be demolished, look at you old thing, after you come back, do you dare to pull Lao Tzu alive! Go, don't look at it, it's you, you still want to run? Give me an honest back.
Don't pretend to be stupid in front of Lao Tzu, bring me the things quickly, you Lao Tzu just provoked Lao Tzu to be angry, he is not here now, I can't catch the rabbit and the dog to eat, first take you out of anger and then say, you are all optimistic, it was this kid who brought it to me, and strongly asked me to open this box, and when Du Lao Niao came back, when you made a small report, remember not to leave this kid out, this is my accomplice! â
After some unpleasant venting, Sun Lao raised his head directly, looking at Du Shurong who was tiptoeing and was about to play and escape, Sun Lao shouted to him unceremoniously, and after shouting, Du Shurong pretended not to hear, Sun Lao suddenly laughed angrily, and ran directly to Du Shurong's side, as if he was catching a chicken, he kept him in his hand, and shouted to him with a sinister look, after shouting, he also said to the onlookers next to him, with a righteous look, that expression, just like the good deeds, Catch a thief stealing someone's wallet on the street and ask everyone to testify against him.
"I knew it was going to happen!"
Looking at the old Sun who grabbed his collar and treated him directly as if he was a criminal, he was not polite at all, and he slipped over directly, Du Shurong kept shouting in his heart with a sad face, seeing his father turn around and leave, and the old man was angry again, he already had a bad premonition in his heart, but this is really a magic height of one foot and one foot high, you say, you old man, you are seventy or eighty years old, you have old arms and legs, why are these eyes so easy to pinch, my brother has obviously practiced the stunt of escaping, Moreover, you have ignored me for so long, how good it is that you continue to ignore me!
And my father, wow, you are really my father when you are old! I'm a good escapee invisible person, why don't you brush up on my senses, the war between the two of you can't let me go, poor worm? Everyone else is a pit father, you are a pure pit son! I'm your son, why are you so miserable! Let's discuss, this kind of good thing of being angry, you will have it next time, don't think about me?
"Dad...... Father...... We...... We have something to say...... Say...... You...... Are you going to let me go first? â
Looking at the old Sun who was still angry, and the beloved wife and daughter who couldn't help him, and you yourself were still praying to God, Du Shurong looked left and right, and found that he was really alone, and suddenly made a shy face, and constantly flattered Sun Lao and said, at the same time, he quietly breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, fortunately, Qin Tian, an "outsider", is not here, otherwise, his image would be completely ruined!
As for these bystanders, this similar scene has been staged in their eyes, not once or twice, anyway, this person has been thrown into the morgue, and it is not bad this time and a half, you just laugh, brother, you still don't have zĂ i! (To be continued......)