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I saw Xiao Chen put his hands on his right waist.

Huh? Is this going to take out the golden hoop stick? Shouldn't it be in the ears? Could it be some special skill?

Then Xiao Chen's hands were bent, his wrists merged, and the surrounding energy seemed to have gathered into his palm, and his palm emitted a dazzling white light.

"Monkey-King-Wave-"

Xiao Chen shouted, his hands suddenly pushed forward, and a white light wave was launched towards the opposite side.

Your sister's monkey king wave! Isn't this the Turtle School Qigong? Are you the Monkey King of China or the Monkey King of a foreign country? You shouldn't shout: Eat my grandson! Then go up and fight with Erlang God Blade for 300 rounds? It's a shame that you can still come up with such a monkey king wave! I'm ashamed of you!

"Huh? What about Jiro God? ”

After the light wave disappeared, Erlang God was gone, and only the Erha was still sitting on the ground and wagging his tail.

"Killed by my Monkey King Bo in seconds!"

Xiao Chen clapped his hands, as if he was very relaxed.

You're going to open a spike! Erlang God is also one of the best people in the heavenly court, you say seconds are seconds? Then when you made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace, why didn't you just put a big move to make a second?

"Alright, vain...... Son, you're slow...... Slow splitting, for the teacher first...... Withdraw first. ”

I saw that Erha didn't know when he got up, and he was staring at Xiao Chen.

After that, he stood up and ran after Xiao Chen, probably because he was too scared, Xiao Chen forgot that he could fly.

In this way, an Erha and an unknown creature launched a chase drama on an unknown mountain for unknown reasons.

It turns out that you and I are also afraid of dogs! I thought you were invincible!

Ever since I was a child, I have been chased by dogs for three streets, and I have become afraid of dogs, especially big black dogs, which may have produced a shadow in my heart.

Now that I've grown up, I'm not very scared when I see the big black dog, but it's become annoying.

After a while, Xiao Chen ran away, leaving me standing on the mountain in a daze with a broken axe.

Looking at the axe with the blades rolled in his hand......

How the hell is this? I can't split it for a hundred years with this broken axe!

Do you have to play a sequel: Yugong moves mountains!

Hundreds of years later, my Nth generation descendant finally split the mountain with a brand-new curly-bladed axe.

What kind of axe am I rubbing! Why is it still brand new after a few hundred years? What's the use of this brand new curling axe? If you change an axe, you may have split it in a few generations, and my descendants won't use their brains? Do you have to use this broken axe to chop?

"Grandpa's grandpa's grandpa...... Yes! I finally split the mountain and got the grandpa ...... 's mother's bones, finally fulfilled your wish back then! ”

I don't know which generation of descendants held a skeleton and shouted at the sky.

Maybe this guy is talking about cross talk, and he didn't breathe when he shouted so many words.

It's really hard! It took hundreds of years to get this skeleton, and my descendants and I are really idle!

Even if it's a dream, don't be so outrageous! Doing too much will affect your IQ!

When I woke up the next morning, my father was gone.

Maybe it's gone!

There was a note on the bedside table, I picked it up and looked at it, it said:

Mo Chen, I have something to do, go first, and Qingyu will be taken care of by you.

Uh, I take care of her? Come on! Her meals are so good that she still needs me to take care of them?

I guess I'll have to let him take care of it in the future, at least the food will be settled.

However, don't sell the meat in the future, I don't want to eat meat anymore after tasting her bloody dishes.

My dad said he was leaving, and I felt a little lost.

It's okay to go like this, men don't need to cry goodbye.

I glanced at the alarm clock next to the bed and found that it was only five o'clock.

Probably because I went to bed early last night.

Now I should go and free my bladder, I can't help but meet Mu Qingyu who gets up early, is she also sleeping in pajamas?

The man is really a lustful creature, and when he thinks of Mu Qingyu wearing loose pajamas, he automatically makes up for his slender waist and snow-white skin under his pajamas......

Chai Yilin once told me that the girl's personality can be judged according to the color and style of the girl's underwear.

What kind of underwear will Mu Qingyu wear? If the first button of Mu Qingyu's pajamas is opened, will I be able to see it directly? Why don't you take a sneak peek now? I remember having the key to that bedroom in the drawer of the bedside table.

Ahem, don't get me wrong, I'm not a pervert who peeks at girls' underwear, and if I see it in the future, I must be careless.

Of course, a good young man like me, who is detached from low-level interests, will not do such boring things.

Let's go to the toilet! It's a little uncomfortable.

I walked to the door, my hand gripping the doorknob and shaking a little for some reason.

After opening the door, I glanced at Mu Qingyu's room and stated that I came out to go to the bathroom, not to see Mu Qingyu's pajamas.

Sure enough, it was closed, and suddenly I felt that I was one step closer to being perverted.

Ascribe this to primitive human instincts, and I feel much better.

That's normal, right? Calm down first!

After reciting Amitabha a few times, and then thinking about the four great beauties of modern China - such as flowers, hibiscus, begonias, and Sister Feng, I calmed down all of a sudden.

Sure enough, the power of idols is endless, and I will hang the big photos of these four in the bedroom in the future, believing that I will not be interested in girls in this life.

I put water in the bathroom and felt like I was a lot more relaxed.

After the water is discharged, I plan to go back to the room to change my clothes, and fold the quilt by the way, now that there are outsiders at home, I must at least make a good impression.

As soon as I got to the bedroom door, I heard the sound of a watchman coming from behind me.

It must be Mu Qingyu! What to do? Do you want to turn around and say hello?

But what if she gets used to sleeping naked and doesn't wear pajamas?

I'm so evil that I unconsciously YY at the female classmate behind me.

It's all Chai Yilin's goods that brought me bad, and I used to be a pure teenager.

"Su Mochen-"

Mu Qingyu from behind came out of his voice, which sounded a little low.

Could it be that I didn't cover the quilt and caught a cold when I went to bed last night? But since she called me, it proves that she was dressed!

It's over, it looks like I'm hopeless!

"Good morning!"

I look back and try to keep what I think is the best smile.

Huh? I'm even getting dressed!

Of course, I didn't mean that, but she actually changed into the school uniform of our Tianbei No. 3 Middle School.

It's only five o'clock now!

Mu Qingyu stood in front of the door of her room, her long black hair was draped over her shoulders, and the loose school uniform was also beautiful on her.

My eyes unconsciously aimed towards Mu Qingyu's chest, and it looked like it was already beginning to take shape.

"Su Mochen! I didn't expect you to be such a person! ”

Mu Qingyu looked angry, as if he might explode at any moment.

Did I find me peeking? No, it won't! I'm doing it very secretively, so I shouldn't be discovered!

"What an insult to Uncle Su's reputation, you shameless, dirty, filthy, vile and filthy villain."

Don't be funny! Dad is not very famous, where did he get any reputation? Didn't I just take a peek? Big deal, I'll apologize to you! It's a little thing and you're going to start a personal attack!

"This disgusting thing is back to you, the first time we met, I thought you were not a good thing, and now it seems that it is true, it is really the most wrong decision to put the ring in the hands of someone like you."

As he spoke, Mu Qingyu took out a small black thing with a look of disgust.

I took a closer look, and it turned out to be a black USB drive.

Nima, isn't this Chai Yilin's idiot? How did it get into your hands?

"Where did you find this?"

Of course I have to ask, or I won't be able to turn a blind eye!

"It's in your bag, and it's deliberately wrapped in a piece of white paper, what's the matter, are you going to say that it's not yours next!"

Mu Qingyu looked at me with an expression like he was looking at a bedbug.

You can imagine the scene at that time:

Mu Qingyu opened my schoolbag last night, I wanted to find a textbook to review my homework, and suddenly found a black USB disk wrapped in white paper into a big ball, and opened it with the notebook I brought out of curiosity......

It's over, and I can't wash it by jumping into the Yellow River now! I wanted to make a good impression on her, but now it seems impossible! Anyway, you want to see it yourself, what do you care about me? Just do the wicked to the end, who made you talk so angry!

"What can you do after you see it, little girl? Anyway, that's my hobby, and I like to mind you! ”

That's right, I turned on rogue mode again.

I was wearing black pajamas, staring at Mu Qingyu's pretty face with a colored expression, my tone was frivolous, and my body was leaning against the door.

To be annoying, to be annoying, like a scumbag who has just come out of prison.

"I'll get the ring back sooner or later!"

Mu Qingyu raised his hand and threw the USB drive over, then turned around and entered his room.

There was no outburst as I imagined, but it was calm. As if she had figured something out, I felt almost like an object that didn't exist in her eyes.

Why is it so scary! It's not going to be to dissect me first and then remove the ring from my finger! Should I ask my dad for advice on letting her move out? But I don't have a phone!

Chai Yilin, you idiot can kill me! If I die, I won't let you go!

"What's going on? I've been scolded! ”

You don't have to think about it, you know that it is Xiao Chen, an NPC, who came out.

"How many times have I told you, the sister is not like this, some sisters hate your attitude, you should grind hard and ......"

I dragged Xiao Chen down, holding him with one hand and covering his mouth with the other, indicating that I didn't want to listen to him.

"Shut up! You're a Q version of the NPC who knows the sister paper.,Every time I come out, what else will I do besides saying a few cool words and laughing at me? Die! ”

I pinched Xiao Chen's round face.

Of course, I can't pinch anything in theory, but I feel like I can do it.

It seems that my paranoia has reached the point where it can be materialized, but it seems that it only works for me at the moment.

"Stop! Apprentice, if you bully you as a teacher like this, you will be punished by God! ”

Xiao Chen's face was a little distorted by me, and the words were very unclear, but I barely understood.

Nima: I said, what did you do last night, such a strange dream? It turns out that you made the hell again! You won't let me go if I sleep! What do you want?

I slapped my hands hard, and Xiao Chen turned into a puff of smoke and disappeared.

It should be fine!

I'm talking about myself, of course, what does that NPC care about me? I'm thankful he's gone, and that proves my paranoia has been cured.

I went to the room and cleaned up briefly, changed into the yellow and white school uniform of the second high school of the third middle school, and then went to the bathroom to wash my face and brush my teeth.

Mu Qingyu should have done this long before I got up, I should have been worried that I, a hooligan, would do something inhumane to her, and now the door of her bedroom is still locked.

Cut, if I want to go in, I'll just take the key and open it! Even if I don't have a key, can such an old door stop me? One kick and it's open! Fortunately, I'm not really a pervert***, otherwise it would be dangerous!

Alas! The rivers and lakes are sinister, you little girl is still too tender!

Anyway, I can't be a good person anymore, so I just want to be a bad person, and in this hypocritical world full of "good people", there is a lack of "big bad guys" like me.

Isn't it?

I remember that there is a line in Qin Shi Mingyue that can be used for reference:

The world is white, but I am the only black.

Mortals are incomprehensible to God's mind!