Chapter 3 Jerk off?
"The fat man's life is ruined in your hands!" Yang Nan was bandaged on his thighs, and he used his two hands to manipulate the game account with difficulty, and said to Li Qingyuan angrily. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
You must know that it is June now, it is the weather of the hot people, and their broken dormitory has no air conditioning, and it is really not easy for him to get burned.
"Come on, fat man, who told you to drink coffee on a hot day, buddy feels hot when he sees it." Zhao Zijian shook his arm, this dead fat man, too heavy, carried him from the school hospital, and almost killed him.
"Little bit, fat man, I'm a victim now! You're standing there talking. The fat man, who finally found the save point, closed the game, gritting his teeth and despised Zhao Zijian's position.
"Well, the toad wasn't intentional, no!" Huang Wenliang, who has always claimed to be the boss of the dormitory, opened his mouth and said.
"Hmph, I don't know what the ghost cries wolf at night." Looking at Li Qingyuan, who was still in a state of ignorance, the fat man didn't continue to find fault.
Although the 304 dormitory does not have the same brotherhood as in the novel, the relationship is okay, Li Qingyuan's only relative in the world has just passed away, and his mental state is a little trance, which everyone can understand.
It's just that no matter how the three of them can't imagine it, Li Qingyuan, who is lying on the bed with blank eyes, is not overly sad and in a trance, but frightened.
His voice was so frightened that the fat man poured hot coffee on his lap, but he also managed to attract the attention of the white mist, which had been floating in front of him since just now.
Anyone who suddenly encountered such a terrifying scene was not scared to pee his pants, he was already bold.
Huang Wenliang saw that he had appeased the victims, so he put on the demeanor of the boss.
"Okay, okay, anyway, fat man, you are a skin injury, just rest for two days, I'll help you ask the counselor for a leave of absence these days."
"That's a good feeling, weasel, you are the most righteous this time." When the fat man heard that it was reasonable to skip class, he immediately came to his senses.
You must know that the latest Honkai Impact 3, he hasn't cleared the level yet.
"Made, how many times have you said it, it's called Lao Tzu Huang Boss." Huang Wenliang was a little angry, the nickname of weasel was given by the guy who lacked virtue and smoked.
The noisy crowd didn't notice the abnormality of Li Qingyuan's body, of course, even if they found that something was wrong with him, everyone took it for granted that it was a normal phenomenon.
"What are you and what are you going to do?" Just now, when Huang Wenliang and Zhao Zijian carried the fat man to the infirmary to treat the wound, Li Qingyuan had asked this question countless times, but this white mist-like thing was suspended in front of his eyes without saying a word.
If he couldn't clearly see where it was floating, he would have thought he was hallucinating.
He had the audacity to reach out and touch the mass to see if it was there, but his hands felt as if they were crossing the air, and he didn't feel anything.
Of course, if he couldn't see this mass of things, he would definitely not be able to feel it, and when his hands passed through this white mist, he could clearly feel goosebumps oozing from his arms inexplicably.
Under the bed, the fat man had already pulled Zhao Zijian and Huang Wenliang together to play a game, while he was lying on the bed, his hands touching the white mist that seemed to be non-existent.
Although everyone is still in the same room, it seems to be people from two worlds, and this scene is indescribably weird.
He studied for a long time and found that the white mist was just suspended above his head, but there was no movement, and his courage couldn't help but grow slowly.
But no matter how much he fiddled, the white mist just floated silently, like in the background, without moving.
'What the hell is this!' Li Qingyuan, who had studied for a long time and couldn't figure out what to do, turned around helplessly, only to find the "Yin Yang Ghost Sutra" that he threw into the corner.
Could it be this book?
Although he had received nearly twenty years of materialist education, the scene in front of him forced him to associate in the direction of the supernatural.
He picked up the book that had been thrown into the corner and tasted it carefully, only to find out.
Although this book looks like an old thread-bound classic, it is unusually strong, you must know that he just had the book in his hand, even the current hardcover book will be smashed with some folds, but this book does not have any creases at all.
Is there really something about this book?' Li Qingyuan hurriedly flipped through this ancient book with only a few dozen pages in his hand, but it was a pity.
I still can't read a word.
Just as he was about to put the book aside, out of the corner of his eye, he saw something scribbled in the lower right corner of the first page of the book.
That's a seal.,Although he studied finance.,But it doesn't prevent him from reading online novels or something when he has nothing to do.,This seal.,Just what he can recognize.。
'Photo'!
He silently read the pronunciation of this word in his heart, and in an instant, the white mist-like object suddenly turned into a wisp of white smoke and was sucked into the book, just like the usual performance in computer stunts.
'Ahh Li Qingyuan, who was frightened by this scene, almost screamed again, but fortunately, this time he was much more courageous, so he could barely hold back the trembling and did not alarm the three people who were playing the game.
'Found a treasure! ’
Li Qingyuan curled up on the bed and bit the pillow tightly, so he didn't laugh out loud.
Although I don't know what this book and that white fog are, anyone with eyesight knows that this thing is simply the golden finger mentioned in those online novels!
As for why there is such a thing in the old man's relics, it is no longer within the scope of his consideration.
As long as he completely studies what is written in this book, then won't he be able to wind and rain in the future?
In the future, Lao Tzu must drink the most expensive red wine, sleep with the most beautiful woman, drive the most expensive sports car, and live in the largest villa, like Han Mengting, doesn't she look down on Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu must let her be a maid for herself in the future......
Just when Li Qingyuan was hiding in the quilt and trembling with excitement about the beautiful life he fantasized, Yang Fatzi's big voice roared again:
"I said dead toad, don't jerk off in front of the three of us! The bed is shaking for you and is about to fall apart, can you pay attention! ”
I'll rub it, you just jerk off!