Chapter 36: Stealing chickens doesn't make rice
As soon as the dormitory manager came in, it was pitch black, and he was shaking around with a flashlight. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Hao Zehao, come here, what do you have to say this time? Don't say I wronged you a few times ago. ”
"I ...... I don't blame me, our dormitory has a power limit, and if it exceeds 300W, the power will be cut off, and you can talk about four computers in our dormitory now, which is used at the same time, and it will exceed 300W casually. You should report this situation to the school, 300W is a bit of a chicken rib. It is recommended to set 2000W. ”
The dormitory manager is a veteran at first glance, and she obviously sees the clue and doesn't eat this set.
"Who are you bluffing? 300W means the power of your single power appliance, not the total power of all consuming appliances. Even if you use it together in your dormitory, your lines are in parallel, and they do not affect each other, and the current intelligent monitoring system can monitor which socket you are short circuited in, not to mention your little trick. Don't think your aunt didn't go to school. ”
When Aunt Dormitory Manager said this, she immediately frightened me.
I saw the dormitory manager aunt walk to the switch box at the door and flip a few switches up and down, and then walked to the hall, opened the main gate knife, and came back to reset the switch in our dormitory, this series of actions in one go. The room was lit up instantly.
"You're all standing at the door, I'll check the contraband." He Ming and Yang Qi looked like they were watching a good show, and they hid at the door one after another.
I thought there was an induction cooker on the balcony, so I stood motionless at the balcony door. I want to make a final struggle.
The dormitory manager aunt pulled on the left and drew on the right, like a spy.
Obviously, on the surface, the wind is calm, but in reality, there is an undercurrent of Hengsheng.
Just at the bottom of Yang Qi's shoe cabinet, the aunt stopped, and a three-phase plug drooped outside the shoe cabinet.
When Yang Qi saw the dormitory manager stop at him, his face immediately turned green. He knew that it was his hair dryer inside, and he had just gone to the boiling water room in the morning, secretly unplugged the water boiler, and blew his head, which had not yet been put away.
Along the three-phase plug, pull forward, and the hair dryer was confiscated by the dormitory aunt.
Yang Qi wanted to defend himself, but his aunt didn't listen.
"You are given two choices, one, you ask your counselor to come and pick it up, and two, I will notify your counselor to come and pick it up."
"Does it make a difference?"
"Yes, why is it not, one counts as surrender, and the other counts as arrest."
"Then I don't want it, can I?"
"That's not good, it's your thing, Auntie doesn't collect ill-gotten gains." After saying that, the dormitory manager took the blow dryer and went out.
I was left with a bewildered expression. What's going on? Crooked, or ......
"Hao Zehao, look at the good things you did." Yang Qi said a little angrily.
Fortunately, it was a false alarm, and it didn't affect me anyway, so I didn't care and said, "Although I broke the electricity, I didn't open the door." Today you carried the black pot for me, I really wronged you, otherwise, how about I pay you a hair dryer. ”
"Is TM a hair dryer thing?"
"So what do you say?"
"Either don't let the counselor know, or destroy the body and steal the hair dryer."
"Please, there are five monitors at the door? When the time comes, stealing chickens will not be a recipe for rice, do you think it is possible? ”
"Anyway, I don't care, we are grasshoppers on a rope now, if I am known by the counselor, I will also confess you, let me carry any pot, you dump the pot."
Yang Qi is an only child, and he is pampered from bottom to bottom, and he can't stand any grievances at all. I knew that about him, and I compromised. No more arguing with him.
"Okay, okay, I'll destroy the corpse for you." After that, I banged on the dormitory door and went out.