"Monsters? Monster your sister! Lu Ling pouted: "A group of turtles who have never seen the world, and they don't even know the light of Wuling......"

Opening the car door, Lu Ling stepped out of the car, and then shouted to the people above: "Open the door, open the city gate, is General Lu Bu here?" I'm looking for him. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"

The voice is quite loud.

But no one answered his words, and the soldiers in the city in khaki uniforms and straw sandals changed their hair and color one by one, and they were still talking to each other one after another.

"Look, look, there's someone in that monster's belly."

"It's people? It's a fairy, right? ”

"Yes, yes, I look like a fairy, you look at the clothes he wears, tsk, I have never seen such a good material, you see how beautiful the patterns are on it, and his hair...... Too short, is he a monk? Some time ago, I heard that there is a temple on the mountain near here, and there is an enlightened monk in the temple, is it him? ”

"That monster is pretty good, you see, not moving."

"The mounts of the gods are all human, don't point your fingers, be careful when it sees it and flies up and eats your ......"

…… There is a mess of everything, and there are two buddies who knelt down and kowtowed at that time.

At this moment, the people who were still noisy suddenly quieted down, bowed down and saluted and called "General", and then saw several people appear in the city, the leader of which was a tall middle-aged man.

……

"Bongxian!"

In the VIP screening room next to the Yama Hall of the Difu, Dong Zhuo's excited hands dropped all the cigarettes, and he walked quickly to the front of the screen and looked carefully: "Feng Xian, it's Feng Xian, it's really Feng Xian...... Old, old, emaciated......"

He's a little incoherent.

And Lu Ling's side was also surprised, general? Lu Bu? This is Lu Bu?

OMG!

I used to read the book and wrote that Lu Bu wrote wonderfully: wearing a three-pronged purple and gold crown, hanging a Xichuan red brocade and hundred flowers robe, wearing a beast face swallowing head chain armor, a delicate lion belt around the waist, a bow and arrow, holding a halberd, sitting down and neighing the red rabbit horse, sure enough, it was Lu Bu among the people, and the red rabbit among the horses......

Pretty majestic, right? Pretty handsome, right?

But now...... Hey, although Lu Bu at the head of the city is indeed a fierce man with armor on his body, his appearance is too ordinary, especially a big long face, square and square, like a coffin, with a scruffy beard, this shape is completely incompatible with a handsome guy......

Oh, that's right!

Lu Ling quickly reacted, the previous words and sentences describing Lu Bu were all describing his clothes, pants and shoes, but no one mentioned Lu Bu's appearance at all...... Well, according to the description habits of ancient history books, if Lu Bu is really good-looking like Pan An, he must be a big book, and the reason why he only writes about his clothes and not his face may be because there is really nothing to write about, and later generations think that Lu Bu is handsome and definitely because he is obscene...... Yes, that's definitely the case.

Lu Ling pondered vigorously in his heart.

And at this time, I heard Lu Bu shouting at the head of the city: "The one with the monster below, are you a god or a demon?" Where did it come from, and why did you want to meet the general? ”

Lu Bu's voice was full of weirdness, and he was also wondering what Wuling Light was, at this time people were superstitious, he already had a bit of awe at this time, plus he didn't know whether Lu Ling was friend or foe, so now he spoke ambiguously, and he was quite polite.

"Are you General Lu Bu?"

"It's Lu."

"Oh, that's good!" Lu Ling pulled his neck and shouted: "I heard that the general intends to send a woman to Yuan Shu, but the road is blocked, so I came here to ......."

As soon as he said this, Lu Bu's face changed: "How do you know?" ”

This matter is quite secret, except for his own people in the city, only the people on Cao Cao's side know, and now the strange people who suddenly appear also know about it, can Lu Bu not be shocked?

Lu Ling raised his hand and shook his fingers: "What's strange about this, pinch your fingers and count them all." ”

Since these ancients were superstitious, Lu Ling also played with his life and pretended to be here.

Sure enough, Lu Bu's face changed again, and he could know about it with a pinching of his fingers? Damn, this is an immortal, at least an earth immortal level, but he was puzzled: "That'...... You're here to help me? ”

"Exactly!"

Lu Ling patted the door of Wuling Zhiguang: "General, please look, this is my mount, named ...... Ah, the light beast named Wuling, not only invulnerable, but also can run thousands of miles day and night, no slower than your red rabbit horse, in addition, it doesn't have to eat grass, take your beloved daughter to rush out of the encirclement of the Cao army like walking on the ground, let alone Huainan, even if you want to go to the ends of the earth, it's no problem......"

Lu Ling is not bragging about this, Wuling Zhiguang really doesn't eat grass......

Of course, as for the need to refuel, I won't explain it to Lu Bu in detail, and he can't understand it, right?

"Really?"

"Of course it's true, or I'd come all the way to tease you?"

"Great!" Lu Bu was overjoyed, and immediately wanted to order someone to open the city gate and lower the drawbridge, and he wanted to come out to greet him in person.

However, at this time, he saw someone beside him waving his hand: "Wait." ”

Lu Bu saw that the person who spoke was a black fat man, who was his current chief strategist Chen Gong Chen Gongtai, so he asked, "What insight does Gongtai have?" ”

Chen Gong said: "General, this person is strange in his appearance, he is also dressed strangely, and his mount is even more strange, I am afraid that there is fraud in it, and you should not be gullible, like this...... Since he said that his mount was invulnerable, the general might as well give it a try, and shoot it here, and if it is really safe, then you can believe it. ”

"What the public station said is reasonable!" Lu Bu nodded.

Then he shouted to Lu Ling: "This immortal, it's not that Lu doesn't believe your words, but now is the time when the two armies are fighting, and you have to guard against fraud, since you said that your mount has the ability to be invulnerable, can you let Lu shoot an arrow?" If there is really a special ability, Lu Mou must personally go out of the city to make amends to the immortals. ”

Archery?

Then shoot!

Judge Cui said that this Wuling Light is extremely tough and invulnerable, so it must be invulnerable, and I am not afraid of bullets, I am afraid that you will shoot arrows?

Although the old man was cold-looking, he was still quite reliable in his speech.

Lu Ling shouted loudly: "Okay, then you can shoot, lest you be suspicious there." ”

As he spoke, Lu Ling pulled the car door and got into the car, rolled down the car glass, poked his head out and shouted up, "Come on!" ”

Seeing Lu Ling so single, Lu Bu's worries suddenly decreased by more than half, and he had the intention not to shoot arrows so as not to offend the immortals, but after thinking about it, he felt that it was more reliable to try this matter.

After making up his mind, he stretched out his hand and shouted to the man next to him, "Take my bow!" ”