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I walked cautiously all the way back, because my right eyelid kept jumping and I always felt like something was going to happen.

It could be that I stayed up late and didn't get enough sleep, how could something be wrong? It's all superstition, calm, calm!

See! It's not all downstairs at home.

I walked upstairs, gently put the egg at my feet, stepped forward, took out the key and inserted it into the keyhole, and slowly rotated it for half a circle.

It's all home, isn't that happening? It seems that I was overly nervous.

Wait a minute! When I left, I specially put the security door with a triple lock, shouldn't it be rotated three times? Why do you only rotate half a turn and it opens?

Is there a thief!?

I gently opened the security door of the house and tried not to make a sound.

"Su Mochen, you're back!"

As soon as I opened the security door halfway through, I heard from the living room.

Are thieves so bold now? After stealing something, I didn't leave and deliberately waited for someone to come back to say hello, which is really polite! But how do you listen to the sound like a woman?

I opened the security door and saw Mu Qingyu standing in the middle of the living room!?

I was indeed frightened, and instinctively took a step back.

Click! It was as if something was broken.

Oh my eggs!

I rub! Half of it was broken, and I felt sorry for me! Recently, the price of eggs has risen, four yuan more than a catty! This kick is more than two pounds!

Luckily, my sneakers didn't get eggs on them due to the two-layer plastic bag on the outside, otherwise I would have had to brush them.

It seems that the broken ones can't be wanted, so wash the rest and put it in the refrigerator!

"Why are you in my house? How did you get in here? ”

I'm rubbing, you're not going to be able to go through the wall.

"Of course I came in with the key! That's normal, isn't it? ”

She blinked wide, looking like she was selling cuteness.

Who did I rub you to ask you this? You're a normal ghost when you suddenly appeared in my house! Where did you get your keys? Don't try to distract me with your cuteness! So what's the cute expression? Aren't you very cold? What kind of conspiracy is he doing with such a cute smile?

Seeing that I had been staring at her, she continued:

"It's boring, it's not fun at all!"

Do you treat me like a toy? Who's going to make you a toy! Besides, can I sell a toy like this? If Xiao Chen makes a toy, it should sell quite well!

"You don't think about who else has the key but you?"

Huh? Who else has the key? In addition to the key to this home, there is also ......

Could it be?

", I miss you!"

Suddenly, a figure sprang out of the bedroom and grabbed me.

I took a closer look, and it was indeed my father, who seemed to have the word "unreliable" written on his face.

"You're back?"

I instinctively raised my hand and hugged my father, and I was pleasantly surprised.

"I'm back, you've suffered for so many years!"

Don't say it's so sensational! I'm going to cry! Is my record of not crying for five years going to be broken today?

"Uncle Su, why don't we eat first and talk while eating!"

Feed! What are you talking about as an outsider in our family? You haven't explained what you're here for! Let's be honest! Otherwise, I'll warn you about trespassing!

"That's right! Eat first, today's dish is cooked by Qing Yu himself. ”

Dad, your tone is too kind! Who is this Mu Qingyu? How do you feel that you are closer to her than my son?

"That, who is this Mu Qingyu, Dad?"

Just as my dad was pulling me and preparing to go into the kitchen to eat, I asked this most curious question.

"Well, well, my friend's daughter."

Is this true? Why are your eyes erratic, Dad? Your tone is not firm at all! This can't be your illegitimate daughter born outside, right? Probably not!

Seeing my disbelieving expression, my father added:

"It's true, how could I lie to you!"

"Alright! I believed. ”

Believe you ghost, looking at the expression, you are obviously lying.

Forget it, it doesn't matter anyway.

When I walked to the kitchen, I saw that the dishes on the square table were steaming.

My kitchen is not big, and there is only two table-length open spaces left after the pots and pans on the stove.

Usually I'm at home alone, and I don't often open the stove, so I just order takeout.

I didn't expect this Mu Qingyu to be able to cook, his appearance and smell are good, and he looks very appetizing.

After my father and I sat down, Mu Qingyu filled us two bowls of rice from the rice cooker and another bowl for himself before sitting down.

I haven't received such a high-level treatment since I was a child! This flattered me a bit.

"Thank you."

I thanked Mu Qingyu.

"You're welcome!"

Uh, are you such a gentle girl? Did I misunderstand you? You're really a little reluctant to flirt at noon today!

"Come, let's go! I've never tasted the craft of light feathers! It's a good time to see it today. ”

As he spoke, Dad took the nearest sweet and sour pork ribs, put it in his mouth and chewed it.

No way! Dad, why is your face green? The expressions are all distorted! Could it be that these dishes are only good-looking, but they are actually dark dishes that can poison Xiaoqiang?

I watched my dad chew for half a minute, and finally swallowed it.

Is it my delusion? It's as if the bones didn't spit out! Maybe I choked on the bones just now!

"Smash, can I discuss something with you?"

Dad picked up a glass of water in front of him, took a sip and swallowed the contents of his mouth, and then looked at me with his hands crossed.

"Just say anything."

This posture is not a good thing, it is recognized by the world.

"There's no one at that light feather's house lately, do you think you can ......?"

"What the hell is going on?"

I have a bit of an ominous premonition.

"Let her ...... Stay with you for a while. ”

Ahem!

I had just taken a sip of water when I choked.

Fortunately, I endured it and didn't squirt it, otherwise it would have been a shame. It seems that in the future, do not drink water when talking about things.

"She?"

I glanced at Mu Qingyu, who was leaning on the table, holding her chin with her hands, and looking at me with wide eyes, as if she was looking forward to it.

"Yes! Don't we have two bedrooms? ”

Dad took a mouthful of rice with chopsticks and said hesitantly.

"But she's a woman!"

The news came too suddenly.

"It's not like I'm going to let you live in a room, besides, it's her dad asking me."

"Oh! So whatever! I don't care. ”

I was a little excited to live with such a beautiful woman.

Ahem, of course I'm not a pervert, every guy gets excited about this kind of thing.

Of course, you still have to show a nonchalant expression.

Calm! Calm!

"That's right! I'm leaving tomorrow and I'm not staying at home! ”

"What?"

Dad, are you right? When you're gone, we'll be alone in a room! What if she comes out to tempt me in the middle of the night? Your son doesn't have that much control!

Mu Qingyu seemed to have known for a long time, staring at the table, his brain not knowing what he was thinking.

Dad was eating a dish of three fresh dishes on his left hand, and he ate it with relish.

The atmosphere in the whole house is a little awkward, and you can hear the sound of decoration downstairs when it is quiet.

"Dad, I want to ask you a question!"

I decided to say something to lighten the mood.

"Ask! What's polite? ”

"Did you pretend to be the beggar just now?"

I should have thought about it early in the morning, but it was a bit awkward and I didn't think about it.

"What beggar? Why can't I understand? ”

Dad put down his chopsticks and started playing stupid.

I don't understand your sister! I just said, why do you feel that back is so familiar? It's really you! After all these years, you still haven't given up this hobby! It hurt me to be pointed at by the eight women on the street, and everyone was lost! You paint your face so like a black African, you can't see it at all!

"Poof! Hahaha~~~~~"

When Mu Qingyu heard this, he tried very hard to hold back his laughter, but finally laughed.

Seeing you smiling so happily, you must have known it beforehand! I can't help but watch me being tricked like a fool from afar! Don't laugh bastard! You're an outsider under the fence! I'm a grudge! Be careful that I will take revenge on you in the future!

"Hahahaha~~"

Mu Qingyu's tears of laughter came out.

It's over, and I won't have a face to see people in the future.

"Son, don't be angry! Isn't it just a joke with you, is it? Otherwise, I'll pay you back the five dollars. ”

"Hehe......"

I'm speechless, just keep smiling.

"Eat first, you haven't moved for a long time!"

It's better to eat first, there are some things that are inconvenient for outsiders to talk about now, and I will talk about them in detail in the evening after eating.

I'm really hungry, I ate a few xiaolongbao and a pancake fruit a day today, which is not enough for my poor stomach to digest.

I'm not welcome, I just took the braised carp that was closer to me, put it in my mouth and chewed it.

Nima, what does this smell like? How did you make it smell so bloody? This is no longer understandable to ordinary people! A dish that is full of good looks can be put in the mouth to unleash such a primitive wildness.

I felt that it was not fish on my tongue, but freshly killed dead fish in the vegetable market, and it was the kind that was drenched in blood.

There is even this hidden ability, I have been tricked.

"How? Does it taste good? ”

Mu Qingyu looked at me expectantly, as if he especially hoped that I could give an evaluation.

"It's okay, it's okay......"

Eating other people's food, I'm not too embarrassed to say bad things.

I finally swallowed it, and it turned out to be really a legendary dark dish, which was better than the food in the No. 3 Middle School cafeteria! Dad, you are so happy to eat, the taste can't be spoiled, right?

"What is it called, I think the light feather is very delicious, and it is no different from the restaurant."

Dad, you open your eyes and tell nonsense! That's what restaurants do! How many flavors and how strong does a stomach have to be to enjoy this "food"? Primitives are pretty much the same!

"Let's try this fried fungus with cabbage, and this three fresh dishes are also good."

Dad gave me a look, which seemed to mean that these two dishes were fine, and the others should not be moved.

I tasted it really good, the fried fungus with cabbage is fragrant and refreshing, the potatoes are crispy on the outside, and the combination of eggplant and green pepper is just right, which is really the same as what the restaurant makes.

What's going on? Was the braised carp just a mistake?

Intrigued, I tried the last dish on the table – sweet and sour pork ribs.

I took a piece and put it in my mouth, and my father, who was sitting across from me, looked at me with sympathy.

Nima tastes like this again! Filled with blood, it felt like the bloody ribs were rolling in my mouth......

I picked up the water in the cup in front of me and drank it and swallowed it reluctantly, and I finally knew why my dad didn't spit out his bones, because I forgot to spit it out.

As soon as you feel the smell, you will find that your brain goes blank for a while, and then there is horror.

"Actually, I only cook vegetarian dishes, otherwise I won't eat the ribs and fish!"

Mu Qingyu seemed to be very embarrassed, maybe he knew that he was not doing well.

What the hell is this? Proficient in vegetarian dishes, meat dishes are made as if they were not made, how can you order your talent?

Is this the legendary bloody dark cuisine? You can make any meat ingredient into the most "fresh" taste, amazing, my brother!

"It's okay, just practice a lot."

Dad sent a piece of eggplant to his mouth, and kindly encouraged Mu Qingyu.

I'm more curious about how it is made than this taste. Can you make such a terrible dish, is it possible that the "chemical seasoning" of concentrated sulfuric acid is added to it? My stomach won't burn through, will it?

I drank two more glasses of water, diluted it and hoped I could still be saved!