"Chapter 13: One Hundred Articles of the Law of Cohabitation"

Mu Qingyu washed the newly bought vegetables with ease, and put some of them in the refrigerator after washing. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info

Then there was the sound of oil beating in the wok, followed by the clatter of pots and pans......

Of course, it's not the sound of pots and pans breaking, it's just the sound of spatulas and wok colliding when stir-frying.

It sounds like a moving piece of music.

Slowly, the aroma wafted into the living room.

I pinched the remote control in my hand, crossed Erlang's legs, and looked at the TV on the wall, but my heart was hooked by the aroma wafting from the kitchen.

It's really unassuming! Su Mochen, you're really unproductive! It's all a conspiracy! Remember what she said in the morning? Everything she does has a purpose, it's all for the ring, wake up!

Women are cunning liars, and when you let your guard down, they will surprise you and suddenly bite you in the back.

Hum! How can this kind of trick fool me.

"When the meal is ready, go wash your hands, or you won't be allowed to eat!"

Mu Qingyu's voice came out, and it sounded like he was coaxing a child.

Although I was resisting in my heart, I still listened to her words and obediently went to wash my hands.

After I washed my hands, I went to the kitchen and sat down, Mu Qingyu still served me a bowl of rice like yesterday, and then served another bowl to myself.

Two stir-fried dishes on the table, a tomato and egg soup.

That's right, this egg is the one I bought yesterday, and the unbroken half of it looks like she's putting her to good use.

This Mu Qingyu has always been very abnormal, often you think you know her character, but the next day you immediately change another personality.

Judging from my experience over the years, she either has a problem with her IQ or has a mental problem.

It could be a split personality, although I'm not a late-stage delusionist.

Dad! You won't cheat me, will you! What is the origin of this Mu Qingyu? It can't really be a mental illness!

"That...... Su Mochen, since we live together now, and we have to live together for a long time......"

Feed! Don't say such misleading things! What does it mean to live together? Do you think I want to live with an unknown person like you who is obsessed with my ring?

For a long time? Are you going to stay here for a long time?

"There are some things I have to say."

"Alright! You say, I'll listen. ”

See what you're going to say.

"Although you are a scumbag and a perverted ......, since Uncle Su handed you over to me, it is necessary for me to take care of you."

Huh? What's the situation? When did Daddy give me to you?

But these are not important, the important thing is that you speak as you speak, why do you add so many adjectives at the end? Even if you think so, don't say it, right?

"In order to get along better in the future, we must first have three chapters of the law."

"Wait, I'm a little confused, this is my house! You're still living here and you're going to make an appointment with me for three chapters, aren't you kidding? ”

"If you have any questions, you can ask Uncle Su, I have already asked Uncle Su for instructions, he has agreed, and said that if you bully me, I can sue at any time!"

Mu Qingyu answered my question with a smile, and there was no smugness in his expression.

Ask? Where are you going to ask me? When my dad left, he didn't even leave me a phone! Dad, you pig teammate, do you want to cheat your son like this? Didn't you say I'd take care of her? When are you going to hand me over to this unidentified person?

"By the way, you don't know the phone number, wait a minute!"

Mu Qingyu walked into her room, and after a while, she took out a fan OPPOR9s, pressed it a few times, and finally handed it to me.

"Here you go, it's already been called."

My heart is in tears!

Of course, it's not because her phone is much better than my broken Samsung.

Because the daughter of such a father's friend knows her father's phone number, my son doesn't even know.

Dad, am I really your own? How do you feel like you're not as good as an outsider! I'm actually just a gift from you to charge the phone bill! Or pick it up from the garbage! Otherwise, it's the supermarket points exchanged, otherwise why don't you even leave me a phone!

"Hey! Light feathers! ”

Dad's voice came out of the phone.

I got up and walked to the living room and covered my mouth with my hand, so that I didn't want Mu Qingyu to hear me call.

"Just know Qingyu, I'm your son!"

"Eh, it turned out to be Mo Chen!" Dad seemed surprised on the other side of the phone, and then reacted playfully and said, "Why did you remember to call me?" Did you miss me? ”

"Miss your sister! Dad, I ask you! Am I your own child? ”

"Why aren't you my own? Did someone say something? Isn't it clearly written in the household registration book? If you really don't believe me, let's go to the hospital and do a DNA test......"

"You don't have to deal with me for those useless things first, why does Mu Qingyu, an outsider, know your phone number, but my own son doesn't know."

"You didn't ask me."

"Won't I stay until you leave?"

"Didn't you forget!"

“…………”

I'll rub Dad, can you be reliable! Five years ago, you forgot that it was okay when you left, but this time you forgot again, did you drink Meng Po soup? How bad is your memory?

"Then let me ask you again, what does Mu Qingyu mean when you entrust me to her care?"

"That...... It's okay... Let's take care of each other! ”

It's okay, a ghost! The so-called one mountain does not tolerate two tigers, and one family does not tolerate two masters, how can this be so casual? This is my territory! My territory! Your son is about to be forced to sign an unequal treaty, and you still don't care!

"Er Mu Qingyu is a girl, let her order everything, although it is said that one mountain does not allow two tigers, but aren't you one male and one female? Hey, hey, hey, I'm optimistic about you! If I can let Qingyu be my daughter-in-law, I will raise my hands in favor! ”

"But then again, you can't bully her! You can listen to what she says, if Qingyu complains to me, I won't be able to spare you! Okay, I still have something to do here, hang up first, smash bye-bye! Daddy loves you! ”

"Wait a minute......"

Just when I asked a few more words, the phone on the other side hung up.

Daddy doesn't take you to play like this! Do I have to listen to whatever she says? Do I want a ring for her?

Hum! No kidding, it's a big deal that I don't listen to what she says, that's fine!

I'm a bad person, who has ever heard that bad people should be obedient?

"Finished? Uncle Su should have told you to listen to me! ”

"You ......"

I was just about to say you don't dream.

"It doesn't matter if you don't listen, don't eat if I cook in the future, order takeout by yourself, I just save an extra portion!"

Damn it! Are you going to threaten me? Am I the one who will be threatened by you?

"Alright! Tell me about the three chapters of your covenant! ”

I didn't give in because of what she cooked! It's only because my dad said that I want to let her go, that I will listen to her so-called three chapters of the covenant.

"Rule one: You can't enter my room without my permission."

"Rule 2: You can't touch my belongings without my permission."

"Rule 3: You can't bring strangers into your home without my consent."

"Article 4 ......"

"Wait a minute, didn't you say the third chapter of the covenant? How can there be a fourth? ”

"Does the third chapter of the covenant have to be three? Is your language taught by your PE teacher? ”

Feed! You are not allowed to insult the PE teacher like that! I heard that the physical education teacher scored more than 100 points in Chinese during the college entrance examination!

"Go ahead and see how many more you can say."

Article 5 ,..................

“………………………………”

"Article 99, I will cook the dishes in the future, and you will wash the dishes."

"Article 100, the electrical appliances and furniture in the room belong to the public property, and I also have the right to use them."

"Alright, let's get here first! This is only a rough rule, and we will add to it later if we find something to forget. ”

I definitely did it on purpose! A hundred is not enough? The pit man won't take you to play like this! You have assigned all the rights of the family to you in these hundred articles, okay!

"I'm against it!"

"Objections are invalid! I just ask you, do you want to eat in the future? ”

"You ......"

I put up with it! I just see that you are a woman and don't care about you, do you think I am here to eat? Not really!

Turning grief into food, I ate three bowls of this meal and drank another bowl of tomato and egg soup, but fortunately there was no such bloody taste!

Could it be that her bloody dishes are only useful for meat? It seems that as long as you don't eat the meat she makes in the future, you will be fine.

The first time I ate it was so full, I felt a little stretched.

On the other hand, Mu Qingyu ate very little, and only ate a bowl of rice before going back to the room and not knowing what to do.

I washed the dishes in accordance with her rule 99, and then went back to my room to take off my school uniform and change into a black tracksuit.

Of course, it's not the one that looks like a couple's shirt with Lin Miaowei, I have several sets of black sportswear like this in my wardrobe.

When I walked out of the room, I saw something glued to the TV in the living room.

I walked over and saw that it was three large notes.

After a closer look, the first one read: "One Hundred Articles of the Cohabitation Covenant Law", and then she wrote the hundred articles she said during the meal, one by one, and wrote it very neatly and there was not even a single typo.

What is this for? It turns out that you went back to your room just now to write this "One Hundred Articles of the Cohabitation Covenant Law"? You're embarrassed to put such an unequal treaty on the wall! Besides, what kind of fuss are you sticking next to the TV? Do you want me to watch TV while paying attention to the treaty next to it? You're such a bad man! I should always be reminded of the establishment of such a treaty!

Don't dream, I won't go to read your "One Hundred Articles of the Cohabitation Law"! Not only will they not look at it, but they will also deliberately violate it, and when the time comes, they will say that the treaty is too long and too verbose to remember.

I don't want to do what you ask me to do, and I'm not your pet, so why should I listen to you!

I looked at the wall clock hanging on the security door: at half past six, I decided to go for a walk outside.

Before I went out, I brought the baseball bat that I bought for 24 quick money on Taobao last month.

I'm not going to play baseball, I'm just going to take precautions before going for a walk.

Like this bat belongs to the self-defense series, with a total length of 81 cm, alloy material, and a bat backpack was given when I bought it.

As I said before, because I always like to meddle in things, I have formed a feud with the thugs in the neighborhood, and I have no less than a hundred enemies.

There are still a lot of gangsters in Shenjiang District, Tianbei City, most of them are composed of teenagers who are in a rebellious period, and they don't go home at night to wander the streets.

Some of them are dedicated to bullying junior high school students and primary school students for fun, most of them are parents divorced, no one cares at home, because of the lack of love since childhood, so they hope to bully others to get more attention, and the other is to be bullied by others since childhood, and when they grow up, they bully others to get pleasure, which is a disguised venting.

In short, it is two kinds of people with abnormal nerves.

I have the strength to fight five, but what if there are more than five? What if they have weapons with them?

These are all issues that need to be considered, so it is necessary to bring a weapon, at least to increase my strength by fifty percent, so as not to be beaten with a blue nose and swollen face.

Tianbei City since 2009 after the national planning and reconstruction is very different from before, from our Beijiang District can be seen, high-rise buildings cover the entire city in a few years, who would have thought that here used to be just a miscellaneous courtyard and hutong bungalows?

As the name suggests, Baekgang District is because there is a Beishen River nearby, and it is because of this Beishen River that Bakuten City has slowly developed.