Chapter Ninety-Six: 1/76000000's Hardest Employment Season

Yang Qi finally extended the school period by 1 year, and passed all the subjects that he failed in one year. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info As for how to live, it is a trade secret. He doesn't know, and neither do we.

All we know is that from now on, he will be our apprentice.

Some roads are obviously walked together, but they are not reached together. All kinds of accidents along the way made us deviate from each other's walking tracks, like strangers.

When I think of all the things we have experienced together before, I just think it is a perfect memory. Embarking on this journey, you are destined to never look back.

The fourth year of college is fast approaching.

Silently, after our internship, the posters of major job fairs attacked us like beasts.

Then on this hot and dry August day, we were stunned.

It turns out that a new era known as the "most difficult employment season" has ushered in us. I became 1/7600000

So we began to shed our childish and casual beach pants and lazy slippers, and changed into suits that didn't seem to match our faces at all, and our eyes were full of trance and uneasiness.

Even though the outdoor temperature is no longer suitable for human activities outdoors, we still let the sweat moisten our shirts to the fullest.

At night, I sat on the edge of the bed and rubbed my stinky feet covered by cheap leather shoes, while lamenting that life is not easy.

Of course, all of the above portrayals are imaginary, and in the first wave of the job fair, I didn't squeeze into the crazy crowd, but fortunately I gave up.

I came back and slept peacefully for a few days, and thought about it by the way, which onion is I?

At night, He Ming smashed me.

"I said, our great sage, you have been quite stable these days, everyone is pouring out like crazy, going to the job fair to find your own job, and you fall asleep in the dormitory. You're so calm. ”

"I'm not in a hurry, when you're done looking for it, there are not many people, I'll go again. Such a hot day, so many people, crowded in a small classroom, a whole live canned sardine. ”

He Ming saw that I had given up on the treatment face, and he also went to study his resume by himself.

After a while, He Ming turned around and sat on the edge of my bed, hugged me and began to play coquettish with me.

I'm not good for him.

Hurriedly pushed him away and said, "You stay away from me, I don't do it." If you have something to say, don't disgust me. ”

"That's right," he said, taking a transcript with the school's official seal, "this is my transcript, and I'm very annoyed that I stole a lot of companies today, and when I first tried to see my transcript, they passed me, saying that I had failed too many subjects." Don't want me. Look at you, a computer god, can you help me figure it out? ”

I glanced at his transcript, full of asterisks and triangles, the asterisk means that the subject has not passed, and the triangle means that the retake has passed.

"You want me to tamper with the data on the school server? Please, you've watched too many sci-fi movies. ”

"It's not." With that, he glanced elsewhere, closed the door of the dormitory, and carefully took out a paper bag from his arms, faintly leaking a little red.

"Come, our great god, look at this thing."

I opened the paper bag, looked at it, and gasped. It is the official seal of the school.

I hurriedly kicked him away and said, "You kid get away, it's illegal to engrave the official seal privately, do you know?" You kid is really unscrupulous for work. ”

He was ready to be reprimanded by me and said, "Then what about you going to hand out fake leaflets for money?" I'm my company at best, you're destroying the entire country's tax system, who is more harmful, you say? ”

I was choked by him and couldn't speak.

"Say, what are you carving the official seal for? Don't tell me it's just for a transcript. I told you that you don't need to be so excited, you go and destroy the chapter for me, and I will help you achieve it in other ways. ”

"That's not good, I spent a lot of money on the Internet to get a copper medal, a high-imitation realistic version, how can it be destroyed so easily."

I know he's unrepentant, "Then don't drag me into the water, stay away from me." ”

"If it weren't for this, I'd seal it up, and I wouldn't have to. How about you help me with your methods. are all brothers in the same dormitory, Yang Qi has extended his school system and repeated grades, you don't necessarily want me to become a jobless vagrant. ”

For his sake, I promised to help him change his transcript.

The specific method is very simple, use the form to make a new transcript, and print the chapter P.

Three times five divided by two, I will help He Ming finish.

Look at a report card that looks like a fake. I asked him, "Do you think it makes sense?" You can't even be honest with yourself, and can you expect you to be loyal to your company? ”

"Nowadays, people only pay attention to the results, not the process, just like when you take an exam, you have copied it, you have failed the exam, no one will investigate how you lived, only how you hung up. Therefore, young people, when it is time to cheat, cheat. Don't suppress yourself because you are honest, and you are even more wronged by yourself. ”