Ji Xueba, who has healed his injuries, was tied up and stood in front of the gallows of the execution ground that was temporarily erected in the main square in the center of your brother-in-law's county. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

On the high platform, there are the county lords of your sister county, the colleagues of the village chief of X Yangyang, the soft man, a few big people who don't know what the origin is, and the general of your sister county, Parisio.

All around, there are countless residents of your brother-in-law's county with anger in their eyes, as well as some members of the Chrysanthemum Explosion Group with tears in their eyes, of course, they are no longer in the top of their heads. Pants.

"The turtle player Ji Xueba, through the witnesses of many soldiers present at the time, identified him as the mask of the eager tyrant! He takes advantage of other people's task rewards, super supernatural pink fat. times, sabotage the Magpie Bridge Conference, correct. Gather illegal gangs, wreak havoc on the streets and infrastructure of your brother-in-law's county, roast the village chief of X Yangyang, causing Wuzhuang Yang to be delirious in the mental hospital to this day, and even vainly trying to dominate the mainland to establish the Ju Bang Empire! The sheep god is indignant and unforgivable! Today! His hanging will be carried out in this square! It's really cool and crooked, and it's very happy! Right now! I order! The magistrate stood up, picked up the small token with the word 'Twist' written on it, and was about to throw it out.

"Oops, oops! This chair is not very stable! Oops, hey, the county magistrate is careful of my 100 degree strong tea! "Parisio sat unsteadily in his chair and staggered and fell to the ground! The strong tea that had just been brewed in his hand flew out diagonally and buckled the head of the soft county magistrate! The scene suddenly smelled of mutton shabu!

"Ah!! Yes!!! Yes!!! Yes!!! The Soft County Commander roared, "Water!! Water!!! Water!!! ”

"Yes, the county magistrate!" Parisio immediately got up! Then he poured the freshly brewed tea in the hands of several big people around him!

"Ah!! Yes!!! Yes!!! Yes!!! ”

"Ladies and gentlemen, what do you want to be tempted? Look, savannah dipping! The best sesame sauce! Parisio took out small plates from somewhere and distributed them individually.

"Cool water!! Cold!!! What are you doing!!! Hair hemp sauce??? Beware of my removal from your position!! ”

"Oh." Parisio muttered, taking the teapot from the maid next to him and pouring it all over the head of the squishy magistrate.

"Ah!! Removed!!! I have degraded you as a commoner!! Someone's coming!! Drag this mad fish down!! ”

The crucian carp didn't know where to take out a fork and chopsticks, and forked a fork on the soft head: "Fresh mutton shabu, aren't you going to have a shot?" It looked a little anxiously at the horizon.

Several guards rushed up and grabbed the crucian carp.

"Ah, how can it be repaired! One is not enough to eat! Old sheep! You know who my dad is! No, it's not Li Gang! I'm going to have you with a whole bunch of kids right now! ”

"Don't let it take off its pants! Don't let it take off its pants! Several guards controlled the hands and feet of the crucian carp and lifted it up and carried it down: "Dadudu, offended!" ”

"Ah!! It's hot!! It's not a metropolitan anymore!! It is a grass people!! The soft cotton exuded a strong smell of mutton, and it was furious, picked up the small token and threw it out: "Twisted!! ”

"Wait, wait, I'm going to expose myself! I want to be self... The crucian carp was held up in mid-air by several guards and watched as the small token in the air tumbled and fell along an unnatural free-fall trajectory, and finally, it landed on the ground, and with a very crisp snap, it bounced on the ground several times.

The soldier at the other end pulled up the winch, and the rope bound Ji Xueba's neck and dragged it up and down a little bit.

In the distance, a man flew over, waving huge fluttering wings, and flew above the execution ground.

"This is ... Angel!? Countless people looked up, spectators, officials, soldiers, all looked up at the wing-waving girls in the sky.

The ground of the execution ground trembled and trembled, and a huge black mecha suddenly jumped into the middle of the execution ground, although it had been painted black, but it could still be clearly seen that this body was made of a toilet! The mecha grabbed Ji Xueba and the gallows behind him, and then ignored the soldiers who had just reacted and strode away.

People reacted, this is a robbery field in broad daylight!

"Chase! Pursue! Chase !! "Softness screamed loudly!

The soldiers hurriedly got on their horses and got on their motorcycles! Follow that mech! The angel in the sky suddenly waved his hand! A huge cesspool suddenly appeared under the feet of the chasing soldiers! The soldiers were caught off guard and all of them were trapped! The angel waved his wings and slowly followed in the direction the mech was running.

The scene was a mess, the soft county magistrate kept gritting his teeth and making a sound that could not be repaired, and the crucian carp looked at the shadow of the 'angel' that disappeared in the sky in the distance, and smiled with satisfaction.

Ji Xueba sat on the hands of the black-painted open defecation messenger, with the gallows rope still around his neck, stretching out his hands, facing the wind, smiling.

"Hey, you, did you think you were really finished?" Xuanxuan flew to keep up with Lu Xiuxiu's pace, and landed lightly on the palm of the mecha, and her wings folded elegantly.

"Of course there is, after all, I did something unforgivable." Ji Xueba smiled: "Speaking of which, in fact, I have already finished, from the moment I found out my results." ”

"Don't be so pessimistic, grades don't mean anything, school doesn't mean anything, people, even if your body dies, you can't let your heart die. Speaking of which, isn't it strange that the computers here can connect to the network on that end? ”

"It's really stupid, I've worked hard for so many years just for this score, and suddenly I feel that my existence has no meaning, which makes people involuntarily want to make a fuss and go crazy."

"Aren't you making a big enough fuss?" The black smoke of your brother-in-law's county can still be seen in the distance.

"Yes, it's a big deal, at least, I'm really happy these days, these days of chasing my youth." Ji Xueba waved his arms at the wind, as if he could fly with a strong wave: "What should I do next, the county magistrate will want me now." ”

"You can go back to the world you came from." Xuanxuan said indifferently.

"Can you go back?" Ji Xueba looked back in surprise and asked.

The messenger of open defecation and defecation ran and ran, and had already passed by your sister county, and far away, the group of mountains at the other end of your sister county.

"The mountain on that side is called Eczema Mountain, and there is a legend that as long as there are 100 people willing to take the initiative to contract eczema, the gate on the mountain will open once, and there is only one place at a time." Xuanxuan said matter-of-factly.

"What a legend." Ji Xueba smiled, turned his head, and continued to face the wind.

"After building an altar and putting nine hundred and ninety-nine anus, you can summon the chrysanthemum god, isn't it the same?" Xuanxuan asked rhetorically.

"Okay... Well, where do you find a hundred people who are willing to actively contract eczema? Lu Xiuxiu smiled mockingly.

The one was near, it was close, it was actually a mountain, and when it was close, you could see that the mountain was actually full of people, each of whom was fat, and the top of his head. Pants, a red rash...

Ji Xueba couldn't help but stand up, running around the place and running with a lot of movements, and it was even more swaying in its hands, but Ji Xueba stood up and looked excitedly at the top of his head all over the mountains. Members of the trousers.

"Boss !!" "Boss !!" "Boss !!" They shouted like this.

At the highest peak of the eczema mountains, the wind and clouds suddenly changed, lightning and thunder, and a small door appeared faintly on the top of the mountain, opened, and the messenger stopped there, stretched out his other hand, and broke the rope around Ji Xueba's neck.

Lu Xiuxiu came out of the mecha and smiled apologetically.

Countless members of the troupe, inside the top of their heads. pants, covered in red rashes, lined up next to that door, and when Ji Xueba got down from the mecha, everyone shouted: "Thank you boss for bringing us a precious youth that we can't experience again in this life!! ”

The voice was uneven, obviously not uniformly trained, and the intonation was uneven, some people screamed excitedly, and some people sobbed quietly.

Ji Xueba walked, walked, walked towards the door, walked to the door, suddenly turned around, and the tear ducts collapsed: "But... But... How do I face my mom and dad when I go back... I... I...... ”

Xuanxuan rummaged in her bag and pulled out the mobile phone confiscated when Ji Xueba was arrested, of course, it was made by Parisio with his connections: "Haven't you read these text messages?" ”

Ji Xueba took the phone tremblingly, and it was already stuffed with hundreds of text messages...

Of course, there are only two senders, Dad, and Mom.

He was silent, watching one by one, and finally, tremblingly, he flipped through the address book and pressed the word mother with his hand.

Maybe it's close to the gate.,A few seconds later,The phone actually went through.。。。

"Mom, I didn't run away from home, I didn't get kidnapped, I didn't think about it, I just wanted to be alone... Don't you blame me ... Don't you really think I'm not angry。。。。。。 Woo... Right... I'm sorry, I'll go home right now... Tonight, can you sleep with me in your arms? . . Ji Xueba held the phone, turned around, waved his hand at Xuanxuan, Lu Xiuxiu, and all the members of the group, and turned around and walked towards the crossing gate.

A person pressed his shoulder, he looked back, it was Lu Xiuxiu, Lu Xiuxiu took it out of his pocket for a long time, and reluctantly, took out the pit daddy city task reward, super supernatural pink fat. times, handed it to Ji Xueba.

Ji Xueba took the fat. The next time, he put it on his head, gave a thumbs up to all the members, and on the whole mountain, cheering and thundering, Ji Xueba turned around, headed towards the boundary gate, and resolutely went.

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