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On the bench in front of the hospital lawn, a hedgehog head, sitting there with a pig's head face with a blue nose and swollen face, he was wearing a black practice uniform, and his figure looked quite tall.

Beside him, an old man in his fifties sat quietly, dressed in a blue-and-white hospital gown and his gray hair combed cleanly.

Between the two, there were three cans of beer, Zheng Xinghe reached out to take a bottle over, Chi You grabbed it, and smiled evilly: "Patients can't drink." ”

"Wine is the best healing medicine in this world, and any injury will be healed after a sip of wine," he raised his eyebrows and reached out to grab another bottle.

Chiyou once again used his magic hand to snatch it, and opened the pull ring, grunted into his mouth, and then let out a comfortable burp: "Good wine." ”

Zheng Xinghe said angrily: "You just drank it in front of me on purpose!" ”

He sneered: "This is a punishment, who let you and Bei Mi act to deceive me, so that I have to bear a debt of two million in vain." ”

The more he talked, the angrier he became, and he flattened the beer. I thought that pretending to remember the past and forgetting the memories of amnesia could fool the past.

Indeed, this routine can trap Yu Rou and Feng Ling, but it can't trap Bei Xiaomi, she let Feng Ling capture Zheng Xinghe with sweet words, a grandfather, which made him happy, so he agreed to pretend that the situation suddenly deteriorated, and deceived Chi You to hurry to the hospital.

Zheng Xinghe touched his nose: "No way, Xiaofeng is so cute, even such a cute girl is lied, I really can't bear it." ”

"Thanks to you, I've become like this, and I've got two million debts," Chi You rolled his eyes, opened another beer can, raised his head and drank it all, and then poured the beer can downward, signaling that there was nothing left.

The corners of Zheng Xinghe's mouth twitched, his interest was to have a drink occasionally, but now that the injury is obviously healing, the hospital still does not allow him to drink, saying that he is afraid of some accidents.

He turned his head and changed the subject: "Xiaomi and Xiaoyu are both good women, which one do you kid have an affair with?" ”

Chi You spit out the third bottle of canned beer he had just drunk: "Ahem, there is no one, you are old, don't be so dirty in your mind." ”

Seeing him like this, Zheng Xinghe became more and more interested: "Although they are all good women, I am more inclined to Xiaoyu, gentle and virtuous, and definitely a good wife." But Xiaomi is not bad, that hot body, plus it is a cosmic person, that place must be different from the earthlings. ”

Chi You was speechless, put down the beer can and said, "I'll go first, let's have a drink when I am discharged from the hospital another day." ”

"Yes, are you going to quit your sanitation job?"

He paused and waved his hand without looking back: "You can't repay two million debts by sanitation work alone." ”

"And what are you going to do?"

"Use the ten yuan in my hand to create a legend, in that place where men's dreams meet, it will definitely be possible!"

He left, leaving only a dashing back, Zheng Xinghe sat on the bench and thought for a while, understanding what he meant.

No matter how domineering he said, he couldn't hide the fact that he just went to buy a lottery ticket and then went home to be lazy.

Back at the ramen shop in the rainy season, he opened the door directly and saw a white-skinned guest sitting in the living room.

At this moment, he was like a shy girl meeting a beloved man, without saying a word, sitting upright on the sofa, and the tea in front of him did not move.

The three girls sat on the multi-person sofa, watching a comedy movie, and from time to time burst into laughter, making him look more and more embarrassed.

Chi You wondered, "Commander, why are you here?" ”

As soon as he came back, Zhang Xiang breathed a sigh of relief and hurriedly said, "Go out and say, go out and say." ”

Chi You, who had just entered the door, was pushed out again, the door was closed heavily, and Bei Mi analyzed it as if it were a matter: "That kid was born with white skin and a small face, and it seems that the relationship between the two is not ordinary." ”

Feng Ling wondered, "What is Xiao Shou." ”

Yurou sweated on her forehead: "Impossible." ”

Her blue eyes flashed with a thick glint of wisdom: "There will be no mistake, a woman's intuition is rippling in my body." ”

The wind spirit asked again, "Now, what is Xiao Shou?" ”

Yurou ignored it again and retorted: "Chi You is a straight man no matter how you look at it." ”

She pouted: "Unilateral pursuit is not impossible. ”

The wind spirit erupted: "What does it mean to be a little bottomed?" ”

Bei Mi spread out her hands: "Adults speak, children don't interject." ”

"Good, the pudding in the refrigerator, you take it and eat it," Yurou touched her head and politely told her to leave the topic.

"Treat me like a child, hmph, I'll ask Brother You," Feng Ling muttered, opened the refrigerator and took out a strawberry pudding, and turned to walk outside.

The two women didn't pay attention, and they were immersed in Chi You's straight debate.

Feng Ling walked to the door, the door suddenly opened, and Chi You shouted inside: "I'm going to the regiment leader's company to help their boss catch the traitor, and I don't need to cook my portion for lunch and dinner." ”

Feng Ling hurriedly said: "Wait, Brother You, do you know what Xiaoshou is?" ”

Chi You was stunned, and said with a strange expression: "Where did you hear this?" ”

She said aggrievedly: "Just now Sister Xiao said that the man is Xiao Shou and you have an unusual relationship, Sister Yu retorted, Sister Xiao said again, they didn't let me interject." Brother You, what do you say Xiao Shou is? ”

He looked into the living room, and the two women quickly stopped arguing in a whisper, sat upright, and put on an expression that I didn't say anything.

Zhang Xiang was already blushing, if it weren't for the obstacle of the different ** stream, he would have already scolded.

Chi You patted her head: "Don't listen to the nonsense of the two of them, the head of the regiment is not a little shou, he is just a shy old virgin, he likes women but doesn't dare to say it, and can only solve it with his hands." ”

Feng Ling's face was full of disgust: "Brother You, I'm not interested in him, I just want to know what Xiao Shou is?" ”

Zhang Xiang went downstairs first, and if he listened to it, he was afraid that he would vomit blood in anger.

Chi You couldn't stand her innocent face, scratched the back of her head and said: "To put it simply, a man who voluntarily acts as a woman can be called Xiaoshou, understand?" ”

Feng Ling suddenly asked, "What do straight men and crooked men mean?" ”

Chiyou was impatient to leave, she dug out a spoonful of pudding and stepped forward, he took a bite, chewed and swallowed, for the sake of this pudding.

He was patient and said: "The guy who likes women is called a straight man, and the guy who likes to use men as women is called a crooked man, understand?" ”

Feng Ling wondered, "Then how can you use a man as a woman?" ”

"There are three holes in the woman's body that can be used, and so is the man's body," before the words fell, the two women, who couldn't listen anymore, had already kicked him downstairs.

"Xiaofeng, I'll explain to you when you go back, don't listen to that man's nonsense," Bei Mi put her arm around Feng Ling's shoulders and walked back.